Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 337

Amatul Wadud

You missed out my questions

And if she stands under your umbrella. Ella. Ella. Wont you get Wetter. Etter. Etter?

OK that was lame.

I'm outta here.

Pot Noodle.

Diya

hahahaha this thread is funny!!

my question is that what is your opinion of diyas?

Amatul Wadud

He bought a cow for £600

Would you buy a cow for £600 ?

Who in their right minds would buy a cow for £600?

Amatul Wadud

Imagine this.

I'm on the train with some hot chocolate on the lil tray infront of me. I close my eyes to catch a little less than 40 winks. When I open them, my hot choc had disappeared.

Was it the headless horseman?

Amatul Wadud

Would Terry mind terribly if I ate his orange? :$

sevgi

Hey bros,

I hate patriotic people, or any people who sho who show the slightest bit of nationalism...its becoming pretty bad. i feel like smashing them...what do i do? help me laugh at this phase im going through...if that is what it is...

aiyesha

dis thread has gone waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy lame

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diya

hahahaha this thread is funny!!

my question is that what is your opinion of diyas?

They're good for illumination and heating your tea.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umm Turaab

He bought a cow for £600

Would you buy a cow for £600 ?

Who in their right minds would buy a cow for £600?

I'd exchange you a cow for some magic beans.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umm Turaab

Imagine this.

I'm on the train with some hot chocolate on the lil tray infront of me. I close my eyes to catch a little less than 40 winks. When I open them, my hot choc had disappeared.

Sorry. I'm trying out this whole 'astral projection' thing. It's very relaxing and I've got a lot of insight into the workings of bank vaults.

You probably should forget I just typed that.

Quote:

Was it the headless horseman?

A victim of loan sharks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umm Turaab

Would Terry mind terribly if I ate his orange? :$

No.

But if it's the last in the shop, I would.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sevgi

Hey bros,

I hate patriotic people, or any people who sho who show the slightest bit of nationalism...its becoming pretty bad. i feel like smashing them...what do i do? help me laugh at this phase im going through...if that is what it is...

Simple.

Google 'Apes that look like Bush'.

Hours of fun.

Or you could purchase one of these fine badges:

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Originally Posted by aiyesha

dis thread has gone waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy lame

What a charming young lady.

Next!

Fishman

Is conquering North America morally sound?

What if it involves Chuck Norris?

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fishman

Is conquering North America morally sound?

This thread is apolitical.

Despite the above post.

And plus, you'd be killed by the Army, Navy SEALS, and ordinary seals.

Quote:

What if it involves Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris doesn't follow moral rules.

Moral rules follow Chuck Norris.

Next!

AntiKarateKid

My friends say I am too stoic... yet I make silly faces at myself in empty university bathroom mirrors.

Am I bipolar?

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiKarateKid

My friends say I am too stoic... yet I make silly faces at myself in empty university bathroom mirrors.

Am I bipolar?

Nah. You're just at peace with your inner clown.

Next!

Pk_#2

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

Nah. You're just at peace with your inner clown.

Next!

I've run out of carrots, what will I use to poKe people,

Sahabiyaat

GTA

isnt that a bit of an obscene game. with all those women in it.

Sahabiyaat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pk_#2

I've run out of carrots, what will I use to poKe people,

pencil

make sure its sharp.

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Amatul Wadud Da Hart Luvz 2 Luv Status: Offline Posts: 9,902 Reputation: 25765 Rep Power: 62 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 10-15-2008 You missed out my questions And if she stands under your umbrella. Ella. Ella. Wont you get Wetter. Etter. Etter? OK that was lame. I'm outta here. Pot Noodle. __________________ The heart loves to love, so let it love its Creator

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Diya Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 59 Reputation: 43 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Oct 2008 Way of Life: Undisclosed	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 10-21-2008 hahahaha this thread is funny!! my question is that what is your opinion of diyas?

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