Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 41

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Shadow

how do u break a fork into 50 pieces using only your brain??

it doesnt make sense

Do not try and break the fork. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.

There is no fork.

sonz

hey what happend to this topic

. it was so much fun

sapphire

^^^innit!!!!any problems anyone???????

i have one.....how do you get rid of the smell of bbq??????the burning coal makin me sickkkk???????

nafy

salaamz
yeh bro muezzin and bro minaz.....where u gone?!!?! lolz
2 busy eating chaaval loooool ;)

ok i got a problem..........deadline date 4 assignment is friday....am not done.....helpppppppppppppp......do it 4 me lolz.....or tell me how i can get it done in tym lolz....
oh n EID MUBARAK!!!!!!!!!!

take care
w/salaamz

**Muezzin** · 09:03 PM

Whoah, we thought this thing had died! Evidently not. Jazakallah for the thread revival, people

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Originally Posted by Sonz

hey what happend to this topic . it was so much fun

I don't know. People just stopped posting, and I didn't want to double post. Never mind, it's back now

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Originally Posted by sapphire

^^^innit!!!!any problems anyone???????

Nah. Apart from feeling withdrawal symptoms from the crazy sugar-rush inducing choclatey balls of goodness that are Mini Eggs, but they're back in the shops now so everything's hunky-dory

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i have one.....how do you get rid of the smell of bbq??????the burning coal makin me sickkkk???????

Use this stuff:

But if you're in the same room, avoid breathing for about fifteen minutes. It's not very lung-friendly.

Alternatively, spray some of the good stuff on that raging bonfire:

And if THAT doesn't work, put Shake N Vac all over the place.

Or you could just get nose plugs, but that's not as fun.

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Originally Posted by nafy

salaamz
yeh bro muezzin and bro minaz.....where u gone?!!?! lolz
2 busy eating chaaval loooool

Don't worry, Minaz will post the pics of just what we were eating in due course inshallah ;)

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ok i got a problem..........deadline date 4 assignment is friday....am not done.....helpppppppppppppp......do it 4 me lolz.....or tell me how i can get it done in tym lolz....

If you haven't done so already, see the teacher for help or an extenstion. Get together with some mates, work together (note: WORK, not doss) and that should help quite a bit. Don't copy each other though cos that will land you in a whole lot of dog muck.

And we could do it for you for a nominal fee. Just send us your card and your PIN.

We'll do the rest.

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oh n EID MUBARAK!!!!!!!!!!
take care
w/salaamz

Eid Mubarak to everyone!

sapphire

righttttt!!!!!!well guess what...it started raining......lol!!!!so they held a brolly over the bbq but the smell went allhamdulliah......thnks for the help.....

Eid Mubarak to you all......

**Muezzin**

Ah, the rain solved the problem. Just goes to show you can always count on Allah (SWT)

And by 'you' I also mean 'me and Minaz', on the off-chance that our advice doesn't work

Next please!

sonz

lol

ive 1 problem. i got exam in 5 days but i only revised a small bit. what shall i do.

nafy

salaamz
jazakallah bro.....got a sensible answer lol....thnx loadz

take care
w/salaamz

Halima

I have a bit of a problem here.

I am taking an Advanced math class and I don't need the credit for graduation but my guidance counselor at school says that it is a good reinforcement for SAT's and ACT's. In other words I don't want to take the class.

what should I do?

Zuko

I also have a problem.... There are only 4 days left for my Eid vacation and I have 7 finals to study for... Plus, I need to convince my parents to buy me a nano... What do I do?

minaz

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I have a bit of a problem here.
I am taking an Advanced math class and I don't need the credit for graduation but my guidance counselor at school says that it is a good reinforcement for SAT's and ACT's. In other words I don't want to take the class.
what should I do?

Drop it, and if your "guidance conselor" don't like it take him/her to see this friend of mine

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I also have a problem.... There are only 4 days left for my Eid vacation and I have 7 finals to study for... Plus, I need to convince my parents to buy me a nano... What do I do?

This is what you do:
1)Book a flight to Turkey for 3 days
2)Buy lots of cheap Turkish delight on the second day- get your tickets money worth init!
3) on the third day act like you have a cold
4) your parents will think you have bird flu, you get the days off school and ask your parents for a nano as you are on your deathbed.
See it's like killing 2 birds with one stone, or in your case my lil chicken friends

**Muezzin**

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Plus, I need to convince my parents to buy me a nano... What do I do?

Threaten to join Al-Qaeda. That'll convince them

This is if the bird-flu deal falls through.

Next!

**Abu Sayyad**

i have math 3 hours a day and its very boring, like i know all of it. i need a survival kit/guide!

**Muezzin** · 04:08 PM

Recommend this as the official textbook for your class:

That oughta brighten things up.

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sonz LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,481 Reputation: 1576 Rep Power: 24 Join Date: May 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-10-2006 hey what happend to this topic . it was so much fun __________________ Check out my userpage MY PAGE RATE MY PAGE

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sapphire LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,258 Reputation: 9543 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-10-2006 ^^^innit!!!!any problems anyone??????? i have one.....how do you get rid of the smell of bbq??????the burning coal makin me sickkkk??????? __________________

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,073 Reputation: 5092 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-10-2006 salaamz yeh bro muezzin and bro minaz.....where u gone?!!?! lolz 2 busy eating chaaval loooool ;) ok i got a problem..........deadline date 4 assignment is friday....am not done.....helpppppppppppppp......do it 4 me lolz.....or tell me how i can get it done in tym lolz.... oh n EID MUBARAK!!!!!!!!!! take care w/salaamz __________________

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sapphire LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,258 Reputation: 9543 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-11-2006 righttttt!!!!!!well guess what...it started raining......lol!!!!so they held a brolly over the bbq but the smell went allhamdulliah......thnks for the help..... Eid Mubarak to you all...... __________________

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Muezzin GET TO DA CHOPPA Status: Offline Posts: 9,048 Reputation: 26497 Rep Power: 64 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-11-2006 Ah, the rain solved the problem. Just goes to show you can always count on Allah (SWT) And by 'you' I also mean 'me and Minaz', on the off-chance that our advice doesn't work Next please! __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage 'Credit crunch sounds like a breakfast cereal'

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sonz LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,481 Reputation: 1576 Rep Power: 24 Join Date: May 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-12-2006 lol ive 1 problem. i got exam in 5 days but i only revised a small bit. what shall i do. __________________ Check out my userpage MY PAGE RATE MY PAGE

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,073 Reputation: 5092 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-12-2006 salaamz jazakallah bro.....got a sensible answer lol....thnx loadz take care w/salaamz __________________

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Halima Modesty Status: Offline Posts: 2,536 Reputation: 3274 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-12-2006 I have a bit of a problem here. I am taking an Advanced math class and I don't need the credit for graduation but my guidance counselor at school says that it is a good reinforcement for SAT's and ACT's. In other words I don't want to take the class. what should I do?

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Zuko .................... Status: Offline Posts: 1,193 Reputation: 1416 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New York Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-12-2006 I also have a problem.... There are only 4 days left for my Eid vacation and I have 7 finals to study for... Plus, I need to convince my parents to buy me a nano... What do I do? __________________

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Abu Sayyad *iwannagetmarried.com* Status: Offline Posts: 6,823 Reputation: 50068 Rep Power: 91 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-12-2006 i have math 3 hours a day and its very boring, like i know all of it. i need a survival kit/guide! __________________ هَلْ جَزَاء الْإِحْسَانِ إِلَّا الْإِحْسَانُ؟ Is there any reward for good other than good? [ar-Rahman: 60] "However, keep in mind that you must instruct the people with kindness and mercy. Don’t take this answer and shove it in their faces.* Be kind, gentle and patient.*" - Imam Suhaib Webb, advising after giving an answer. O Allah, Lord of Jibril, Mika'il and Israfil, Creator of the heavens and the earth, Knower of the unseen and the seen, You will judge between Your servants concerning that wherein they differ. Guide me with regard to that wherein there is dispute concerning the truth by Your leave, for You guide whomsoever You will to the straight path. Oh Allah, I seek refuge in You lest I misguide others, or I am misguided by others, lest I cause others to err or I am caused to err, lest I abuse others or be abused, and lest I behave foolishly or meet with the foolishness of others.

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Muezzin GET TO DA CHOPPA Status: Offline Posts: 9,048 Reputation: 26497 Rep Power: 64 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-12-2006 Recommend this as the official textbook for your class: That oughta brighten things up. __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage 'Credit crunch sounds like a breakfast cereal' Last edited by Muezzin; 01-12-2006 at 04:08 PM..