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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 01-12-2006

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i have math 3 hours a day and its very boring, like i know all of it. i need a survival kit/guide!
Yes i've answered this question to some geezer before, and my advice turned him out juuuuust right
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Cletus is my homeboy.

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Cletus is my homeboy.
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lol

ive 1 problem. i got exam in 5 days but i only revised a small bit. what shall i do.
where is my answer???
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where is my answer???

go to www.bbc.co.uk/revision to test ur self on how much ya no
   
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where is my answer???
Where is our cheque?
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Where is our cheque?
salaam,
just read some of the stuff on here and it is really class!

erm ive got a question, ive got work experience coming up and im kinda worried about the interview. im inshAllah going to work as a teacher.

what kind of tips can you give? lol and dont worry its not major but i just want to see what you guys can come up with.

wassalam

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salaam,
just read some of the stuff on here and it is really class!

erm ive got a question, ive got work experience coming up and im kinda worried about the interview. im inshAllah going to work as a teacher.

what kind of tips can you give? lol and dont worry its not major but i just want to see what you guys can come up with.

wassalam
Put a hand on your knee and leave it there. Don't tap your foot or shake. Stay cool and calm. Try and think of likely questions they might ask you such as 'Why do you want to go into teaching', and rehearse satisfactory answers with friends/relatives.

And above all, keep smiling.

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Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!

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how do i get as many rep points as you?
   
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OK

My problem is, the final boss in MSG2......
   
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 03-19-2006

I hate my adolscence.its been quite emotional.what should I do?
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Salaamz

how do i stop bein so sensitive???

tc
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okay..i've an exam tomorrow...! and i don't want to study at all..!! Is there some way i can learn everything without even touching my book??
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i got food tech 2moro....absolute hate it...miss wont let me drop it...thinkin of bunkin it...but den ill get in trouble...wat do i do to persuade my nead of year so dat she cud help me drop dat stupid subject

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i hate college n i cant say that to my parents
how do i tell them???/
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