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My problem is, the final boss in MSG2......
Slash him up with the sword. You can cartwheel him as well, but it's tricky, and it only takes his stun meter, not his life meter. You can only hit him a maximum of four times before he goes nuts and starts skating about the place like a rocket-powered Tony Hawks. Make sure to cartwheel over the fire.

His missiles are really easy to dodge, just keep running. Also, use the body armour if you have it, but when your health gets to orange, switch to rations. There's a ration at the top left corner of the roof, I think. And watch out for his beserk-mode super-slash thingy after he removes his tentacles. If he's blocking, whack him with a cartwheel and then start slicing and dicing like Master Splinter on Masterchef.

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i got food tech 2moro....absolute hate it...miss wont let me drop it...thinkin of bunkin it...but den ill get in trouble...wat do i do to persuade my nead of year so dat she cud help me drop dat stupid subject
Go to her. Tell her how you honestly feel.

Take a baseball bat.

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i hate college n i cant say that to my parents
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With your mouth.

C'est simple, innit?

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**** it why have people started to post back on this thread, I was enjoying my retirement days! Oh well no rest for the wicked hey!
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How do i run faster? (serious Q)

ur trick 2 MSG2 worked BTW, my cuzin did it after such a looong time.
   
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by moving your legs and eat less so you can run i suppossed so

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Go to her. Tell her how you honestly feel.

Take a baseball bat.

Just in case.
base ball bat!!....nope...cuz i mite b da 1 hu gets hit....shes da rage queen...

she jus dont understand....she'll b lyk 'no no no' arrrgh

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base ball bat!!....nope...cuz i mite b da 1 hu gets hit....shes da rage queen...

she jus dont understand....she'll b lyk 'no no no' arrrgh

LOL

I was laughin 2 death after he sed Baseball bat!

Then REBEL!!!

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**** it why have people started to post back on this thread, I was enjoying my retirement days! Oh well no rest for the wicked hey!
^^ lol true hehe

how do i pretend i havent got migrane infront of my mum afta i eat chocolate?! lol....its real hard......gotta act lyk i dont feel dizzy...helppppppppp lol
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^^ lol true hehe

how do i pretend i havent got migrane infront of my mum afta i eat chocolate?! lol....its real hard......gotta act lyk i dont feel dizzy...helppppppppp lol
jus lie down on ur bed nact lyk nofin happened i tried dat once n it workd

hu am i to answer neways...we got da masters...minaz n muezzin ;)

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I gots me a darn question to ask.
Was this thread thrown into the depths of hell like I was several weeks back (I actually went for a vacation, anyone who says else is a liar)? Cus whilst I spent my time there, I only felt pain...and I think an egg was thrown at me.

This brings me onto my second question: Can I sue those who threw me into that void? I heard they do this kind of thing in America and canada.
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how can i avoid friday night detentions?
my teacher is so strict
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how do i avoid ma detention awaitin me tomorow

n also dat i got a speakin coursewrk to giv in tomoro...its sooo hrd...cus we r sposed to do it in pairs....but we only had 1 lesson to prepare... wat do i do

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If she asks, say it's that time of month

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Say you're Jewish

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Speak more than the person you are paired with, when you out do your own teammates in life, ppl remember how good your performance was, as comparing ppl is what we humans do!
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