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Remember to eat the most important berries - eat a strawberry, a raspberry, a blueberry and the most important of all, a bribery.


Slash him up with the sword. You can cartwheel him as well, but it's tricky, and it only takes his stun meter, not his life meter. You can only hit him a maximum of four times before he goes nuts and starts skating about the place like a rocket-powered Tony Hawks. Make sure to cartwheel over the fire.

His missiles are really easy to dodge, just keep running. Also, use the body armour if you have it, but when your health gets to orange, switch to rations. There's a ration at the top left corner of the roof, I think. And watch out for his beserk-mode super-slash thingy after he removes his tentacles. If he's blocking, whack him with a cartwheel and then start slicing and dicing like Master Splinter on Masterchef.

It's actually really fun. Best of luck.


Grow up.

I'm joking. Everyone's emotional in their teens. Go and eat some ice cream or something.


Drive a tank.


Don't be silly, woman. REVISE! And make dua!


Que?


Go to her. Tell her how you honestly feel.

Take a baseball bat.

Just in case.


With your mouth.

C'est simple, innit?


Yeah, Mashaallah, do what she said.

Next please!



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whoops... i need to spread some reps around first, but it will get to you soon {insha-Allah}.
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no don't say "jazakallah" to a.bad advice and b.advice from others apart from me and Muezzin
If you want to run faster, you have to train, train train. No 2 ways about it

Well......isnt that what I just said?!

Practice and training means the same thing in my dictionary!
........... and pasta IS helpful, a biology teacher said the same thing.
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LOL

i shud hav added *sarcasm* to that post.......

I hav a problem controling my sarcasm....

Today it has shot thru the roof.......
Fascinating.

See what I did there?

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salam
wow great to see this thread back in business, it went through a rough time before, i guess
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I need to solve a question:
What is the purpose of meaning?
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why cant bengali people keep beards wivout unleashing an argument which shakes the earths core
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why can't we have peace?

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whats after heaven lol, like we'd want nethin afta heaven :okay:
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Salaamz

y is bro muezzin so lazy ?? lool ;) joke! ;)

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if i die tryin to save a fish for the sake of Allah am i still a shahid?
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I need to solve a question:
What is the purpose of meaning?
Er... Ask your mother.

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why cant bengali people keep beards wivout unleashing an argument which shakes the earths core
You're asking a Pakistani this, why? ;)

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why can't we have peace?
Because some mofo's are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

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whats after heaven lol, like we'd want nethin afta heaven
God knows.

No, honestly, He does!

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y is bro muezzin so lazy ?? lool joke!
Be quiet and pass me my chicken bucket.

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It depends. Is it a Chechnyan fish?
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aw did know mofo's go up the hill

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looooooooooooool ;) man bro ur too funny! mashAllah Allah swt has blessed u wiv da talent 2 mek ppl smile!!! hehe

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