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if a man came and chopped off ur beard what would you do?
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lol mashallah very funny and witty response
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salam, sub7anAllah, no one has changed.
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No, I used to spy on u all....thats all!

stalkers aint nice!!!! lol
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Mmm. Any other problems?
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what food group is fish classified as?

a little boy has jus been curcumsised and if running after you wiv siccors what do you do?
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did you know that we a re 2 away from 200,000 posts on this forums?
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Wahey! I bet 10, 000 of them are mine and Zak's!

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what food group is fish classified as?
Is this a trick question?

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a little boy has jus been curcumsised and if running after you wiv siccors what do you do?
Tell him 'No thanks, I''ve already had that done', and if he continues to give chase, kick him in the face.

But then he'd probably get Child-line on me. Drats.
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General note to all readers, in the past we had a problem with free-posting on this thread (which is ironic when you consider who made the thread in the first place ), so please just chuck your problems at us, as any off-topic posts will probably be deleted.
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^^why is carlton such a geek?
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^^why is carlton such a geek?
How else would he be able to do the Carlton Dance?
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