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Ermmm Muezzin posted that, can't you tell he's the fatter one out of us two! and his aesthma is not a result of him smoking
Do you always get bullied upon?
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If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of thousands of tiny violins lamenting my plight.
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yep and a lil extremist alien in his ear whispering "intifaada, intifaada"
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That's Tony.

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asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu

im getting spot's on my forehead what shall i do?

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what's my answer to everything
ummmmm?
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im getting spot's on my forehead what shall i do?

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We have a sudden surge of chavs joining the forum, I am beggining to think they look up to Muezzin and Minaz, how can we deal with this?
   
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We have a sudden surge of chavs joining the forum, I am beggining to think they look up to Muezzin and Minaz, how can we deal with this?
Brick their windows. The Chavs' I mean. We have double glazing.
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asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu

cheeky, i don't believe in this spotty product (hehe), chips is the highlights of my day and a cap for a muslim girl?? hmmm? no thanks but jazahka Allah lol, and that would look funny to beacuse i wear a hijaab.

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Any solution to getting rid of fish and chips?
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don't worry those female suicide bombers wear those black baseball caps under their scarves as shown in their mission briefing tapes - and they don't feel funny
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asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu

cheeky, i don't believe in this spotty product (hehe),
Oh, but I do.

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Chips are your highlights? That must make your hair kinda greasy.

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nd a cap for a muslim girl?? hmmm? no thanks but jazahka Allah lol, and that would look funny to beacuse i wear a hijaab.

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