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no five days but marking to do at weekend

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i wanna bunk food tech on thursday....how do i do it ....serious help needed ere no goofin around

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i wanna bunk food tech on thursday....how do i do it ....serious help needed ere no goofin around

not attending the lesson usually works for me!
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I wna bunk ma mafz lesson but i wnt get my EMA!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!
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Ok here some things that i need sorting out OH WISE ONE lol

1. What does Conveynacing mean
2. How will the Property law protocol system change in 2007
3. Why must i make a will
4. What tax would i need to pay on a property
5. Are all areas in UK exempt from Stamp Duty

and here one that baffls us all

Was it the egg or the chicken that came first?
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I wna bunk ma mafz lesson but i wnt get my EMA!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!

but sis your good at it tho

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I wna bunk ma mafz lesson but i wnt get my EMA!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!
out of 6 i use to miss 2 lessons a week and stil get EMA, u jus gtta b sly like me ... but then i ended up failin and got a job in a univesity LOL

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yes....but how do i NOT attend it

well just stay outside of the door which leads INTO ur lessons room.
or if u wanna b extra tie urself to the top of a lampost.....
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why can't we have days of work?

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Ask your boss?

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i wanna bunk food tech on thursday....how do i do it ....serious help needed ere no goofin around
Just don't go If you want to drop the subject, see the teacher or year head or someone.

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I wna bunk ma mafz lesson but i wnt get my EMA!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Well, seeing as EMA is made to encourage attendance, I'm not going to discourage you. And plus, I had perfect attendance and didn't get no stinkin' EMA, so there

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Ok here some things that i need sorting out OH WISE ONE lol

1. What does Conveynacing mean
'A legal process to transfer ownership of property from the seller to the buyer.'

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=X&sta...u/glossary.htm

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I don't know. Land Law's not my forte.

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So you can leave all your goodies to Muezzin and Minaz Inc. of course.

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Erm... council tax?

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Was it the egg or the chicken that came first?
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how do i control ma anger???????
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Well, seeing as EMA is made to encourage attendance, I'm not going to discourage you. And plus, I had perfect attendance and didn't get no stinkin' EMA, so there
hahahahaha you studied for free

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