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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 03-21-2006

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bt a thought bro muezz was ment to be answerin da quetsions sis

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salaam,

somali??

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salaam,

lol i know sisters

oooh and another dilemna is.....my mum is trying to fatten me up!!! how can i let her down gently....by saying im about to explode!!! and i like being small !!!

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^^lol, i'm sure ur not
   
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how can i be pacient when my mum has past away?

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^^lol, i'm sure ur not

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alhamdulillah im not...but she says im too small and that apparently makes me weak!!! and now im being fed milk and so much food!!!

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How do i stop being so loud and b ladylyk
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Aww sis... I don't think bro muezzin is up to giving serious advice. But I am in the same situation as u. I just read the Qur'an and alot of islamic material. That kept me strong. If you were joking.... then just forget everything I said:sister:.
   
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y is bro muezzin a bengali hater? loool...joke! ;)
looooooooooooooooooooooooool u kno wat i mean!!!!

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alhamdulillah im not...but she says im too small and that apparently makes me weak!!! and now im being fed milk and so much food!!!

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lol "being fed milk" aint that suppose to stop by the age of 2
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lol "being fed milk" aint that suppose to stop by the age of 2
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lol i know sisters

oooh and another dilemna is.....my mum is trying to fatten me up!!! how can i let her down gently....by saying im about to explode!!! and i like being small !!!

wassalam
Honesty is the best policy. And also say you don't want to be a fatso.

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how can i be pacient when my mum has past away?
Make dua for her and remember all the happy times

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How do i stop being so loud
Talk less.

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Salaamz

i dont feel well.......what do i do.....doc....?.....lol ;)

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i dont feel well.......what do i do.....doc....?.....lol ;)

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Salaamz

lol bro...i was kinda lukin 4 a maore mature ansa loooooool haha

howeva....moving on.........y duz bro muezzin sound lyk hes goin loony? lol
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