Well you should know by now that if you want mature answers, this thread is the absolute last port of call

Two words: Mini Eggs.

thanks but she's always in me heart

take care

but sis i can't read the koran am learning tho as i've converted

and no am not joking she has pasted away

take care

At the risk of sounding extremley insensitive (but then, when has that ever stopped me?), I think you mean 'passed'.

o sory bro that was a mistake yes i mean passed now i don't wanna talk about it so please can we stop talking about this please try to undersatn

take care

looool yesh yesh silly me! how cud i 4get! lolz

ok bro muezzin.......wat animal lays mini eggs? or is dat ur job? lol

That purple parakeet on the packet births those blasted balls.

Salaamz

lol!!! hahahahaha ;)

do u luk anyfin lyk da thing that lays dem eggs?? ;)

Read the english translation of the meaning sis.
Verily in Allah do hearts find peace.
And no need to cry sis, pray for her as this is the only thing that will reach her. It hurts, especially if it's the first time you lose someone very close to you, as was the case for me. Sometimes when an unaware person asks me about my mother, it really hurts, like a jab in the heart, but then I remember Allah said that he would test us with loss of family, wealth etc. This life is merely a journey, our mothers are simply waiting at the other side. The thing that makes me very happy is that she died saying the shahada, although I never got to say good bye. I think sometimes maybe she would never know how much I loved her, or how much I miss her. But I know that I have nothing to mourn for, as this is something we will all have to face. We just have to prepare ourselves for our time. The most important thing is to try and grow closer to Allah from this experience. I certainly feel I am achieving this.
And I think this thread just got serious... .

I always thought I was more like Kermit. But then I've been told my nose is my best feature, so I'm probably a Gonzo.

And I think people should send some more of their problems in. Next!

jeez bro... why r u so mean?

salaamz

i got a problem bro....i smile at all ma muslim sistaz yeh wen i see dem at college...howeva der is dis 1 gal......i smile at her....n she gives me dirty lux! n i aint even dun n e fin 2 her! dont even know her!! lol...is it ma fault??

...sorry. I didn't mean to make you cry. Or at least, I didn't mean to make you use that emoticon.

She obviously loves you.

Actually, I am crying now!
Jeez... now you've done it!

*walks out*