some1 has recently advised me to knock out my own nephew, should i follow this advise?

Has someone also provided you with a dictionary?

haha lol. ok:

is it rude to tell some1 "no, i jus dont wanna go lunch wiv u", knowin dey gnna gt hurt but u do it coz u kno u gotta!

lol i kno dis one sounds serious :okay:

You should have said, 'No, of course I'll marry you!'

I DIDNT SAY ITS A GIRL LOL! STOP ASSUMING THINGS :okay:

AND dont even imply im homo lol

Perish the thought.

I save those implications for Minaz

Care to run the problem by me again? And if possible in the Queen's English as opposed to text speak, since the latter gives me a headache and makes me even less intelligent than I already am.

Theres a dear person in the premises where i work who quite recently has been asking me to go to lunch with but i find it unnacceptable to attend these gatherings. Yet i cannot find the right way to let the poor person know.

toodaloo......

text speak should be made haram.

Well, dear boy, simply be somewhere else before he (or she ) has a chance to ask you! Forsooth!

Verily, who is next?

forsoooooooooooth !!!!!!!!!

veryily your answer has left me contemplating and after looking at the oh so bright sky i find another dazzling questions which has clouded my mind, dear sir when one is trying so hard to be pious yet stuck in an environment filled with filth and grotesque fat lards, what is one to do?

salaam,

everytime im at school, my friend always gives me hugs! and i find it really sweet, but wallahi it really hurts! how do i say stop without hurting her feelings?

wassalam

Why, simply take a needle and make said grotesque fat lards into human pin cushions who may or may not believe one's excuses of wanting to perform 'acupuncture' to release stress and even out this new-fangled 'chi'.

joooooooooooooka

reps
reps
reps!!!!!!

loooooooooooool hahahaha

man ur too funny!! lolz

ok i got a problem.........i got headache lol

chocl8 again sis