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y dus my hijab pin prick me all da tym?? duz it hate me??
i didnt kno pins hav emotions how kool is dat!!!
im gnna ask my shoe how it feels when i kik all dem people
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why cant fat people be skinny and why duz fatness hav to exist? are you fat? If ur fat why r u fat? if the answer to why ur fat duznt satisfy me u jus shuk LOL !!!
I'm about average. I do the Marine workout - i.e. sit-ups and press-ups. I did weights for a while too, but then I had a crapload of coursework to do.

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im about to pray, any request bro muezzin? for my dua? no request? well off i go den
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i didnt kno pins hav emotions how kool is dat!!!
im gnna ask my shoe how it feels when i kik all dem people
LOL!!! hahaha well bro pr4se ya learn summit new every day eh!! n stiop bein narsty 2 ur shoes!!!! lol
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Well, dear boy, simply be somewhere else before he (or she ) has a chance to ask you! Forsooth!

Verily, who is next?


One would cherish the thought of blocking them, but they have threatened (and carried out) that they will make a new account and add me if I fail to come online for three days. My dear boy, what should one do?

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im about to pray, any request bro muezzin? for my dua? no request? well off i go den
Give him a break man - he's been working overtime. I suppose you could make dua for minaz to get his behind back in the business. Else i'll have to substitue. Muezzin owns me you see.
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One would cherish the thought of blocking them, but they have threatened (and carried out) that they will make a new account and add me if I fail to come online for three days. My dear boy, what should one do?

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forsooth tis mery good fun! forsooth!!
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Lol^^^^
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suppose you could make dua for minaz to get his behind back in the business
Hey I got a family to feed!

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One would cherish the thought of blocking them, but they have threatened (and carried out) that they will make a new account and add me if I fail to come online for three days. My dear boy, what should one do?
Give them my email contact and i'll scare them away, once I show them a few of my own home made movies I'd make M.J's Wanderland look like a church!
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ROFL... do you want their email address?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 03-23-2006

Salaamz

im under stress.........help
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im under stress.........help
lol get ova it den

jus kiddin, quran, prayer, have a bath n a niiiiice looong sleep wiv inshaAllah a beautiful dream from Allah and ur stress will be gone hehe


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salam
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im under stress.........help
Take the first 's' from 'stress', add a 'mat' to the beginning, and get on that and sleep instead

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salaamz

jazakAllah 4 ur replys brotherz

but i got an assignment 2 do 4 2morrow! i cant go 2 sleep just yet!! i got alot 2 do!!!

yeh ur ryt am gonna listen 2 sum quran recitation n nasheeds inshAllah whilst working!

take care n fank u means aloooooooooooooooooot
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