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cuz the kufaar eat them and we shouldn't immitate the kufaar
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Any solution to getting rid of fish and chips?
Burn them, burn them, BURN THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA!

...sorry, I usually drink decaf.
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asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabaarkthu

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Oh, but I do.
hmmmm....are you talking from experience bro?

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Chips are your highlights? That must make your hair kinda greasy.
no not really lol

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no thanks lol..that's crazy o well jazahka Allah khair for your mastermind solution's, you forgot to mention drink loads of water...grrrr!!! lol

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cuz the kufaar eat them and we shouldn't immitate the kufaar
kafirz go on forumz too!


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asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabaarkthu
hmmmm....are you talking from experience bro?
I'm talking from experience...

...of holding Clearasil shares.

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kafirz go on forumz too!
This argument doesn't just fail, it phails* because:

1) Kafirs wake up in the morning too
2) Kafirs go to the toilet too
3) Kafirs eat breakfast too
4) Kafirs walk too
5) Kafirs get run over by random buses being driven by gun-toting maniacs too, in certain comedy-horror movies.

*some sort of Internet slang, I dunno.
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Proud ukht on a serious note, yeh if you live in the UK "Boots" are doing 3 for 2 on Clearasil items (also L’oreal, Colgate, and many others) best ones are the cleaning wipes (use 2 a day) or alternatively use the conditioner (twice a day and it lasts longer). But if you want to get rid of the spots immediately use the "Clearasil pen" (approx £4.50) but I guarantee you they will disappear within 2 days. It's all good getting rid of spots but you have to maintain your face as well, so use the conditioner daily and do drink a lot of water. If you follow these simple instructions you'll gain a soft face like a baby's bum - just as I posses
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Okay Bro Muezzin your help is really appricated(but I think she needs sum helpful gurl advice) Proud Ukht....Maybe you should try ProActive I hear it really works, mashaAllah I dont need it, but sum of my family and friends, have tryed it, but it takes awhile to you know clear(or you can try sum other facial thingie product)....Now heres my problem, I wanted 2 go 2 da movies, but I was told I couldnt go(what do I do) and dont think about sayin go beat up a tramp!
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Okay Bro Muezzin your help is really appricated(but I think she needs sum helpful gurl advice)
ahem exuse me maam but this isnt the girly advice corner
this is the man house of the 2 cool dudes
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ahem exuse me maam but this isnt the girly advice corner
this is the man house of the 2 cool dudes
and featuring Gandalf as police of this thread
so im keeping the thread safe from hostile intrusion
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Excuse me.....But I dont think they made you da police(so you know) Uhh back away from da computer, Okay I have a new problem(it is Gandalf)
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Okay Bro Muezzin your help is really appricated(but I think she needs sum helpful gurl advice) Proud Ukht....Maybe you should try ProActive I hear it really works, mashaAllah I dont need it, but sum of my family and friends, have tryed it, but it takes awhile to you know clear(or you can try sum other facial thingie product)....Now heres my problem, I wanted 2 go 2 da movies, but I was told I couldnt go(what do I do) and dont think about sayin go beat up a tramp!
If your parents told you not to go, then there's nothing I can do about it since we have to obey our parents. Sorry.

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why did this thread gain 11 pages?????????????????????
Why did you use so many question marks?

And to answer your question in the form of a question: Why not?
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LOLOLOLOL..................u guys...r da best........
i tried that ketchup thingi n it worked...
Yeh right u crazy????.............i aint tryin that .........
n NO smoking is not the solution here..........we got addicts up here in this thread....thas it i think i got my own solution here !!!>>>>>>"hunny its time to take out dat bebe gun".........take out da pellets were takin em down tonight...............lol..................or we can wait n see if these nice gentle men have any more solutinos there???...M&M anything yet???
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To paraphrase a friend from uni: We don't do gentle solutions. We do knives 'n' guns.
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i got a problem
i've lost nemo HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ;)
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Maybe this book will help:

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To paraphrase a friend from uni: We don't do gentle solutions. We do knives 'n' guns.
so ur sayin to stick we the bebe guns?
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