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The masters of Might, magic and monday mornings haven't given you any adivce on your matter. Anyone else who has is not qualified to do so. Apart from me.
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The masters of Might, magic and monday mornings haven't given you any adivce on your matter. Anyone else who has is not qualified to do so. Apart from me.
what a TEASE!!!

u go tellin us u can giv advise and knowing very well the problem "under stress" dont giv any lol..

u tease you :okay: !!!

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A man professed his undying love for me in the middle of the town centre and says he wants 2 marry me (and things i probably shouldn't mention).... what should I do?
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Town center you say, point to one of the jewelry shops and inform him of the dowry.
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People r sayn poetry iz haraam bt cnt provide evidence - poetry iz evrything 2 me! - What shud i do?

   
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People r sayn poetry iz haraam bt cnt provide evidence - poetry iz evrything 2 me! - What shud i do?

i neva said its haram!!!!!!! i said i hav doubts!!!!

bah i'll jus put a fat sok in it
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Nah bro it nt u! Oda ppl r sayn it az well.. like ma m8s and i jst dnt no wt 2 do!!



   
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If he was pious he would not have professed his undying love to me in the middle of a town centre... and.....and said other things....


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People r sayn poetry iz haraam bt cnt provide evidence - poetry iz evrything 2 me! - What shud i do?

Ask an imam, not a master of might, magic and Monday mornings.

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