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he's probably just being a turd.
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Salaamz

or sis u can get him beaten up loooooool......always works 4 me!! hahaha
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He's being difficult. He thinks he's funny, when really he's just annoying.

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i handed in half da wrk today sayin dat it was cumplete

it wasnt ma fault....i only had 2 days to do alllll of food tech coursewrk....4 n half hours evryday....mannn i wrkd hard....wat nore do dey xpect

n i dunno wat to do if teacher finds out
Neither do I.

Well, you could say that you worked your hardest. The teacher can't kill you if you fail can she? And you can possibly get half marks, so you can still pass.
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He's being difficult. He thinks he's funny, when really he's just annoying.

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Considering you wear niqaab and jilbab, he's probably just being a turd. Ignore the idiot.
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I don't wear a niqaab... and he looked pretty serious when he was saying.. those things....
Um... Tell your parents.

Second thoughts: buy some Mace.

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What is my dad supposed to do?
He can't be wiv me all the time!

But i guess there's not much advise you can give me.

The mace sounds good though.
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Stamina....has deteriorated since last Ramadhan (cause i didn'trun for 2 months)

how can i get it back again...My teacher told me somehting but he left now...and i dont remeber....
   
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Stamina....has deteriorated since last Ramadhan (cause i didn'trun for 2 months)

how can i get it back again...My teacher told me somehting but he left now...and i dont remeber....
ye i got this problem too, and theres this 16 yr old kid who thinks his stronger then me how can i prove him wrong wivout using violence or showing off? LOL
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salam bro iky...

try exercising evryday....slowly n for a short time at first, but gradually increse da rate n da tym u do it as da days go by....am sure it will increase insha'allah.... ....i no myn did after alot of netball n basketball ...try games lyk dat...dey reallyyyy help

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ye i got this problem too, and theres this 16 yr old kid who thinks his stronger then me how can i prove him wrong wivout using violence or showing off? LOL
if u wanna prove dat u r stong, u either v to fyt im or arm restle im or show off innit

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try exercising evryday....slowly n for a short time at first, but gradually increse da rate n da tym u do it as da days go by....am sure it will increase insha'allah.... ....i no myn did after alot of netball n basketball ...try games lyk dat...dey reallyyyy help

Cool!

But i'm scared to go out in the cold.... BRRRRR .......... Cold London Winters....

it's only started to get warmer today....Shud be ok frm Saturday.

but thanx 4 da help sis.

Will start my stamina regieme again after my exams...as well as gaing a bit more weight too....

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