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Cool!

But i'm scared to go out in the cold.... BRRRRR ..........Silly British weather....

it's only started to get warmer today....Shud be ok frm Saturday.

but thanx 4 da help sis.

Will start my stamina regieme again after my exams...as well as gaing a bit more weight too....
me and ma friends use to wrestle in the mosque fi sabilillah, that use to keep us well fit... now there all in north london and im in crappy south!!!!

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lol.... north is full of jews. They stare well hard, my sis lives there.
Just for fun I shouted 'viva Palestine!' in the middle of a shop. But then the security guard started walking towards me and I had to leg it.
   
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lol.... north is full of jews. They stare well hard, my sis lives there.
Just for fun I shouted 'viva Palestine!' in the middle of a shop. But then the security guard started walking towards me and I had to leg it.
naa sis they dont live round seven sisters n dat or holloway, them areas are NASHTY jewishness is infestin em but they live round finsbury and hackney,. I use to love those mosques!!!!!
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Well......u start doing the 24 page (A4) essays on just a few aspects of Tafseer, that was supposed to b done in 2 weeks, then let's c what u say......

But it's an honour doing these lessons...but it's up to u if u want to take lesson from it...cos ppl r just wasting ther time....

I go to tooting Islamic school AKA Al risaalah.

they have a boys' and girls' section.....I think i took an entrance exam, looong time ago....
Where is tooting?
What you have to do in the exam?

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Where is tooting?
What you have to do in the exam?

Oh and erm muezzin... define the word 'sad'.

deplorable: bad; unfortunate; "my finances were in a deplorable state"; "a lamentable decision"; "her clothes were in sad shape"; "a sorry state of affairs"
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a mood disorder characterized by depression related to a certain season of the year - especially winter.
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single anomalous dispersion. The "native" crystal contains some atoms which scatter anomalously, and these differences are used in a similar way to the SIR treatment.
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Tooting is in South West London



And the exam basically consists of Normal Maths Test papers, english and science....

It's like normal test papers( like the 1s we get 4 yr 9 SATs and all that)
   
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Yeah, yeah, next problem please.
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And the exam basically consists of Normal Maths Test papers, english and science....

It's like normal test papers( like the 1s we get 4 yr 9 SATs and all that)
Oh... south west, that's not too bad. I can travel there.
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Oh... south west, that's not too bad. I can travel there.
Would you say the tests would be alright for an A-level student?
Would you say the thread title even remotely relates to A-levels?

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure or good fortune; "a happy smile"; "spent many happy days on the beach"; "a happy marriage"
felicitous: marked by good fortune; "a felicitous life"; "a happy outcome"
glad: eagerly disposed to act or to be of service; "glad to help"
well expressed and to the point; "a happy turn of phrase"; "a few well-chosen words"
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Happiness, pleasure or joy is the emotional state of being happy. The definition of happiness is one of the greatest philosophical quandaries. Proposed definitions include freedom from want and distress, consciousness of the good order of things, assurance of one's place in the universe or society, inner peace, and so forth. ...
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Salaamz

bro i've got a teacher at college hu went and complained 2 my tutor bout me n ma mates laffin n jokin around in lesson...wen all he dus himself is sit der playin games...n if u ask him 4 help....he jus sez 'wait der' n he dont cum...n if he duz cum...he dont help at all!!! goes on bout his own crap...am sooooooooooooooooooo ticked off!! lol

wat i do?! if i dont laff n joke around in lesson i'll die of boredom!! i hate ICT! i cant work work work!! i just cant!!

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Tell the head, or switch you moblie's video on and record what happens.
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Tell the head, or switch you moblie's video on and record what happens.
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nah bro da college is jus crappy......nufin wud happen if i told da head...i'll probz get in2 more trouble if i did!! lol

n bout da video fing........gud idea.........if only dad wud let me get a mobile fone

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Lol... i wish i could drop it. But my dad would strangle me
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My dad found out, when he went to parents evening he spoke to the IT teacher and the teacher informed him, lets put it this way he wasn't too happy.
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