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y is ICT so hard and boring?!?!?!

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y is ICT so hard and boring?!?!?!

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No idea, let me guess your making a database?
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No idea, let me guess your making a database?
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no bro i already dun databases...lets jus say it didnt go too well *cough* lol

im actually building a computer system...u know all dat stuff about needs analysis etc etc!

already done da practical exam where i had 2 build it...am now doin da ryt up....have 2 give it in 2morra.....n on top of dat another assignment where i have 2 build a site!!
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no bro i already dun databases...lets jus say it didnt go too well *cough* lol

im actually building a computer system...u know all dat stuff about needs analysis etc etc!


already done da practical exam where i had 2 build it...am now doin da ryt up....have 2 give it in 2morra.....n on top of dat another assignment where i have 2 build a site!!

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I got an A for the database, the exam didn't go well. The analysis part is easy all you have to do is go into detail for example when showing how to use the system do a screen grab of each process then explain it'll get you some extra marks inshallah.
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I got an A for the database, the exam didn't go well. The analysis part is easy all you have to do is go into detail for example when showing how to use the system do a screen grab of each process then explain it'll get you some extra marks inshallah.
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hummmm....i dunno bro....u must be clever....but for thick ppl lyk moi....dont fink its too guuuuuuud lol

dont know wats gone rong...passed all my GCSEs but now lux lyk im gonna fail at college

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 03-23-2006

While this two page technological tangent is interesting, does the thread title say that we are Masters of ICT and Computer Science?

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Describe to me how the sitaution between palistine and isreal started?
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Describe to me how the sitaution between palistine and isreal started?
Anything I can say books can say better ;)
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 03-23-2006

Who's bird boy?

I just don't want the thread to get too political since politics on this forum does to comedy what wooden steaks do to vampires.

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question: how can we be as funny as muezzin?
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question: how can we be as funny as muezzin?
Put on soem more pounds

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Describe to me how the sitaution between palistine and isreal started?
-Jews in Europe wanted a homeland as Anti Semitism in Europe was growing
- Post World War one, Ottomon empire brken up (as on loosing side) Britain take Palestine as part of a mandate
- Jews from Europe slowly flow in
- Tensions slowly mount due to influx of jews by arabs
- British cap Jews coming in
- Jews makign significant contrbution to Palestinian life (economy/social)
- Dense populated ares crop up over the land of jews
- World War 2 see's alle yes shifted tot he war, Jews are drivign in huge numbers, although British impose limitations
- Post WW2 britain hands power to Un, Un says cut palestien in half, Jews accept Arabs say no, 1948 see's war between Arabs and Jews, Jews win, Arabs forced to flee

Ok there's the origins for ya
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lol.. is muezzin chubby?
And is Muezzin supposed to be muedhin.. as in someone who calls the adhan?
I find it annoying when people use z for two arabic letters... it's quite confusing!
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I find it annoying when people use z for two arabic letters... it's quite confusing!
It's spelt like that because you can pronounce it better in English, also he has that as his screen name as it has a strong link with his real name.
We shall never speak of finding out his real name ever again!
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Why don’t u become a professional comedian
You might be on to something...

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lol.. is muezzin chubby?
Nope. I'm actually about the same build as Carlton. Wish I could dance like him though.
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lol

Question:

you jus sat down in the tube. Opposite you is a man reading a newspaper and his cut two holes in them and his WATCHING YOU!
what do u do?

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