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lol.........thnx bro.......i'll get bak 2 u wen i find ma nemo ;)
u betta hope dis book helps............4 ur sake lol hehehe ;)
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so ur sayin to stick we the bebe guns?
Erm... I'm saying do what you like as long as you don't incriminate me and get me arrested.

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u betta hope dis book helps............4 ur sake lol hehehe
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i've got a problem...how do i get out of going to school on monday morning(2moz!!!)
   
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Fake your death and move to Brazil, after making offshore bank accounts and purchasing shares in the following companies: Microsoft, Sony, Rockstar Games and Lucasfilm.

In a couple of years, you will have amassed a small fortune. But always remember to check the Dow Jones or you're screwed tighter than a cookie jar.
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yeah rite.....im dieingggggggggg...not really...but like missed 4 weeks of school coz was in hospital....and now i find out i have a stinking geography test 2moz and i find out wot the night before the exam...great friends i have.......
   
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how would she get money fo the ticket..


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yeah rite.....im dieingggggggggg...not really...but like missed 4 weeks of school coz was in hospital....and now i find out i have a stinking geography test 2moz and i find out wot the night before the exam...great friends i have.......
Tell your teachers your situation and I'm sure they'll give you an extension or something.

Failing that, skive.

Failing that, bmibaby.com has really cheap flights.
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hey i can pay for the ticket coz my folks are making me dish out for going hajj....so the moneys not a problem i have that....
   
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hey i can pay for the ticket coz my folks are making me dish out for going hajj....so the moneys not a problem i have that....
So why delay? Go for hajj today!

...then just stay there.
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the problem is the teacher is new and doesnt know i have diabetes

uh y did i mention i had diabetes...ooopss....i need a maharim to go to hajj!!!and its not like im married!!

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the problem is the teacher is new and doesnt know i have diabetes
Have you tried telling her/him?

And if you have a brother, go hajj with him.

...then still just stay there.
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i think im getting on your nerves...yeah i have a bro...hes six and i would go with him.....ill try telling the teacher tomorrow....i guess now i might aswell sit and revise....
   
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i think im getting on your nerves...yeah i have a bro...hes six and i would go with him.....ill try telling the teacher tomorrow....i guess now i might aswell sit and revise....
Yup, revise! A great plan! Wish I'd thought of it.
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um yeah he's my mahram...but he cant come with me coz hes immature.....he cries like in newborn kid.....and bro muezzin revising....why you never mentioned it...because its not an option...nice way to get rid of me tho...ill shut up now...dont want to make enimies....y do i still have to go school....!
   
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Oh "lardy-da", listen up lady (sapphire), seeing as money isn't an issue we wanna get paid for all this help we're giving you:
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No bloody crap lady doesn't sound like your orderig a pizza! Jeez Lousie you've got more issues than MJ! Make all cheques payable to "Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings Inc"

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