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lol....nd i was just about to say hey good job u've comeon bro minaz as bro muezzin dissapeared....
   
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asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu

im getting spot's on my forehead what shall i do?

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walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu
u looking in the wrong place for help, i think you need advance medical attention
   
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hey hey both me and muezzin come from a medical background
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hey hey both me and muezzin come from a medical background
ADVANCE medical background?
   
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yeah sureee...as for the money...u do my injections and blood test (eight times a day) and you get it...
   
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sorry I can't get caught with needles again or my parole is violated
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ya sure...
   
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i got a major crisis guys
i need professional help for this
today i went to the cookie jar to eat some cookies
and to my surprise there were NO COOKIES LEFT!!!

and to top tht up i cundt even see a cookie jar!!!!!


im depressed now
first it was my pet chimp and now my cookies?
wht is going on guys?
help me out here brother
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ADVANCE medical background?
Well, we were both delivered by qualified doctors in the Royal Infirmary.

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i got a major crisis guys
i need professional help for this
today i went to the cookie jar to eat some cookies
and to my surprise there were NO COOKIES LEFT!!!

and to top tht up i cundt even see a cookie jar!!!!!


im depressed now
first it was my pet chimp and now my cookies?
wht is going on guys?
help me out here brother
Jabba the Hutt ate your cookies. If you wish to know how I know this, you must first have seen the movie 'The Gift'. In any case, you must find the vile slug and beat him to within an inch of his fat life until he turns over all his accounts to you - then once more you will rule the Galaxy. And you shall have... cookies.
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No bloody crap lady doesn't sound like your orderig a pizza! Jeez Lousie you've got more issues than MJ! Make all cheques payable to "Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings Inc"

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sooo how much would you guys likeeeeee??
   
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No bloody crap lady doesn't sound like your orderig a pizza! Jeez Lousie you've got more issues than MJ! Make all cheques payable to "Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings Inc"

Thank you come again
sooo how much would you guys likeeeeee??
We'll make it nice and convenient. Just write us a blank cheque - we'll do the rest
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ohhhh...gettin greedy now are we???tut tut....RUN AWAY EVERYONE...THESE GUYS (OR GALS...AGONY AUNTS!) ARE OUT TO GET YOUR MONEYYYYYYYYYYY

Jokes Mind Dont Take The Agony Aunts To Seriously

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ohhhh...gettin greedy now are we???tut tut....RUN AWAY EVERYONE...THESE GUYS (OR GALS...AGONY AUNTS!) ARE OUT TO GET YOUR MONEYYYYYYYYYYY
No, we accept donations. There's a difference.

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That and Minaz said I'd get killed if I called us 'Agony Pakis'. ****.
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-06-2005

lolll you two should have named yourselvz:

Muftiz Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic, and Monday Mornings loll

it suits the Mu and the i + z in your names.


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This thread has so many replies every day, its hard to keep up!

Okay I have a problem docs... You see there's this really, really annoying girl in school. Everytime she sees me, she screams and does the whole hugging and kissing business and expects me to listen to her whole life's story... EVERYDAY, after every class! Running away is no help... I sprained my ankle while running away from her once and it was horrible. Plus, she thinks we're 'buddies'. How do I get her away from me for good?

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