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| LI Fiesty Member   Status: Offline Posts: 190 Reputation: 129 Rep Power: 20  Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Reading Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-06-2005
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 Dear Agony Person's My terrible secret is killing me  I have a dog, not just any dog but a BIG BLACK DOG and I have to walk her 3 times a day in my hijab , I try not to look like she belongs to me but she wont stop following me. I tryed to disguise her as a donkey one day by sticking a pair of false teeth in her mouth but it did not fool anyone. How can I disguise the fact that I am a muslimah with a big black dog ? She is a gaurd dog but in putting potential burgulars off Its really putting potential husbands off 
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| True Blue  Status: Offline Posts: 1,395 Reputation: 4522 Rep Power: 26  Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Australia Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-07-2005
OK, I or should I say , we, have a problem here in Australia. For every person there are two kangaroos. They are damaging the farmer's crops - they seem to be a serious pest. What do you suggest should be done about these guys? Farmers give permission for people to go and hunt/shoot on their farms. Do you agree? |
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| Why so serious?   Status: Offline Posts: 8,843 Reputation: 23996 Rep Power: 58 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-07-2005
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Simply put a large, painted blue garbage can over it. With any luck, they won't think it's a dog at all, but instead R2 D2. And no potential husband can resist a practicing lady with her very own astromech droid. For best effects, teach the dog to beep. And don't tell me it's impossible - if it can catch a frisbee, it can learn to beep. Quote:
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| . Status: Offline Posts: 4,354 Reputation: 16041 Rep Power: 47 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-07-2005
Assalamu alaikum I invited two brothers to the masjid on Sunday, they never came, I want to do something really mean to them, any ideas? |
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| As Saud  Status: Offline Posts: 4,181 Reputation: 3684 Rep Power: 27 Join Date: Sep 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-07-2005
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 Shove their heads down the loo. Naaa....its not nice.... why do u wna do sumthing horrid anyway?
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| . Status: Offline Posts: 4,354 Reputation: 16041 Rep Power: 47 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-07-2005
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| Why so serious? Status: Offline Posts: 8,843 Reputation: 23996 Rep Power: 58 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-07-2005
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| For the Emperor!  Status: Offline Posts: 1,658 Reputation: 998 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: City of Mosques,Bangladesh Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-07-2005
* lightsabers switches on.Kills Muezzin.Joins the dark side*. |
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| Modesty Status: Offline Posts: 2,542 Reputation: 3274 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-07-2005
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May I ask, how do they make them? I wouldn't eat any object that have not tasted or heard of before. Don't mind me, I'm just picky like that.  Do your charity in the name of Da'wah and help us out Insha'Allah Khair. | |
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| Modesty Status: Offline Posts: 2,542 Reputation: 3274 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim |
11-07-2005
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I have to know the content of what I'm eating before i eat it first!  Quote:
I mean come'on now..what if someone had put poison or something in your food and you've just taken a huge bite to it? You would die before you can actually know what happend!  Funny thing, is that it actually happend to a person before. This guy had some enemies but he really thought they were his friends. They wanted to kill him..so they put poison into his food.Where's the 2 stooges? I DEMAND a solution to this problem  Do your charity in the name of Da'wah and help us out Insha'Allah Khair. | ||
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| Ex - Mod  Status: Offline Posts: 2,454 Reputation: 4918 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cardiff, Wales Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-07-2005
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is that what we talking about?! i think im starving!!! i think i want roti with saag!!! omg.....whos cooking  send me food!!! Rabi'ya:rose: Rabi'ya  | |
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| Why so serious? Status: Offline Posts: 8,843 Reputation: 23996 Rep Power: 58 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-07-2005
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Anyway, fish and chips are available from all good erm.. fish and chip shops. Such as East Park Chippy, or Grimsby Fisheries. Goodness knows where you get them in the States though. Anymore problems to solve? The poison one doesn't really count because: a) I laughed and b) it's already happened. | |
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| *PrOuD MuSlIm*  Status: Offline Posts: 2,072 Reputation: 5092 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
11-07-2005
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__________________oh yeh bro.....i found ma nemo by da way ;) oh n i got anova problem........ c da thing is yeh......i fink im goin mad...... whereva i luk..........i c chocolate.......... chocolate ppl, chocoalte trees, chocolate houses........ i need 2 stop b4 its 2 late!! b4 i accidentlly grab at sum1 lol HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPP  |
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