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You better take that back or I'll marry you to that crazy drunk guy
LOL. I saw him the other day. He grabbed my arm so i punched him in the face. I don't think he's going to approach me any more.
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LOL. I saw him the other day. He grabbed my arm so i punched him in the face. I don't think he's going to approach me any more.
Though he might approach the police ;)

Don't worry, I don't think you'll get in trouble. You see, by grabbing your arm against your will, he committed a battery, so he's in the wrong.

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Though he might approach the police ;)

Don't worry, I don't think you'll get in trouble. You see, by grabbing your arm against your will, he committed a battery, so he's in the wrong.

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That seems reasonable.

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That seems reasonable.

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*sigh* why is bein a girl so hard? lol

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*sigh* number 2, wats the point of goin 2 uni when u can have it all easy-NO UNI= SLEEP EAT WATCH TELLY ALL DAY.
   
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*sigh* why is bein a girl so hard? lol
Why would you expect Minaz or Muezzin to know? They only specialise in might, magic and monday mornings:P
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nah mashAllah dese guys know alot!! lol ;)

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Salaamz

lol i appreciate these bros cus they mek ya laff wen ur in a crappy mood lol ;)

(p.s: am gettin paid 2 say all dis) lol ;)

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wat do i do ta avoid housewrk

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-07-2006

Jus do 'em in da wrong way den for sure u wnt b told to do 'em agen.
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*sigh* why is bein a girl so hard? lol

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I've heard boys asking the same question.

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*sigh* number 2, wats the point of goin 2 uni when u can have it all easy-NO UNI= SLEEP EAT WATCH TELLY ALL DAY.
Sounds like a very accurate model for the 'working woman'.

If you really don't want to go to uni anymore, talk to your parents and the uni and leave. Note: I said 'if'. I'm not encouraging anything here. I am the King of Disclaimers.

The above does not apply if the real king of disclaimers is reading this.

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Shave your head and say you have cancer.

...or you could just politely ask your parents/siblings to give you a break/some help, maybe.

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If you really don't want to go to uni anymore, talk to your parents and the uni and leave. Note: I said 'if'. I'm not encouraging anything here. I am the King of Disclaimers.

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Nah unis gud the playin hard bit is anyway :okay: :okay:

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Shave your head and say you have cancer.

...or you could just politely ask your parents/siblings to give you a break/some help, maybe.

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Why is sis soldieress answering the questions...
   
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