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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-08-2006

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-08-2006

Well i would say that anyone who'd post such related material would burn in hell, however if religion don't exist here then there would be no hell!
Fine instead you're all goin to Canada as punishment!
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That would solve most of the problems here...
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huh.........a fat lot of gud u r......

thnx.....4 nufin

lol jokin bro

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LOL

how do I sit down and revise?
   
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bro...........u sit.........n den u revise hehe

nah......let me fink.......go in2 a quiet room........well lit up....i heard da colour yellow is gud wen it cums 2 revision......make sure in a comfortable position.....but not too laid back else u will fall asleep instead! ;)
clear ur mind....n den get on wid it.....after every hour or half an hour....treat yaself....by doin sumfin dat u enjoy for about 15 minutes....n den get back 2 revision.....n mek sure u exercise each day....it helps 2 relax u.....n a more relaxed mind....can revise well!! n ur brain will function betta!!

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I didn't know the masters were recruiting.
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Nice 1 sis!

The only problem I have is getting started, as well s planning a revision timetable....

   
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ehem *cough cough* sorry.....jus tryin 2 help *goes red*

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Nice 1 sis!

The only problem I have is getting started, as well s planning a revision timetable....
no probz

ummm yeh das da main problem usually....jus prioritise ur tym (howeva u spell dat lol ;) )
make a timetable dat suits YOU.....look at what tyms u are free....make sacrifices lol....inshAllah u shud get ur revision done!!
look at all da topics/sections u have 2 revise....n decide wen u will do each...n rememba 2 have tym where u look back on what u have revised....just incase u forget it!!!
well das wat i did wen i revised 4 my GCSE's.......n i passed all of em
so inshAllah bro.....u gonna do great!! so less worrying about it!! and more working!!!!

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I'm sure ur allowed to help.....

U'd be a pretty good recruit for this section.....



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Sue them for failiure in doing anything right.....

And ripping people off with their fancy software....
   
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U'd be a pretty good recruit for this section.....


u fink so???

lol nah........bro muezzin and minaz RULE dis thread lol
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You can't sue Microsoft for making 'fancy software' - not only will you lose the case (ain't no ifs or buts or about it, Gates' lawyers are the shiznit), you'll also be royally embarassed.

Just get an iMac instead.
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I need advice on how to start cleaning up under my bed? Theres some scary stuff down there...Could one of you guys come do it for me? I'll pay you good
   
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