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A misogynist hates women. On the contrary, I love women. I'm just pointing out that this is still a man's world.
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Becuase they are too scared to fight us!

What will I do If I can't sleep for 3 weeks in a row

turn into an insomniac
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-16-2006

Ok I'm back. I'm still not over what all this fuss is all about.
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lol wat fuss bro??

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Why is muezzin such a sexist?
Why am I continually accused of sexism when I merely point out the simple fact that a sizable amount of industry, business and politics is still male-dominated? Is it cos I is a man?

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Why are so many people against Jihad?
Do you mean Jihad like struggling against one's own desires or Jihad as in 'Holy War'?

If it's the latter, a lot of people aren't so much against it as they are against rushing in when it would perhaps be wiser to gauge the situation from its various sides first, in order to then work more efficiently.

And this discussion is becoming way too serious. Bring on the monkeys!



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LOL!!!

how do i stop ma sista snoring?!?!?!?!

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-16-2006

I think there are medicines and stuff for that now.

But the funnier option would be to tape her nostrils closed.

That's also pretty dangerous, so don't come crying to me if that action results in hospitalisation.

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When am I gonna beat you in being fynny?
   
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how do i become like zakir naik?
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When am I gonna beat you in being fynny?
Whenever you want to.

Or rather, when you learn how to spot typos. ;)

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god he has a brain!!!
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Omega 3.

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lolz
cant get one
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cant get one
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Erm... Spend a lot of time learning about Islam, reading many different scholars' views, painstakingly researching the Quran and Sunnah as well as the latest developments in medicinal, biological, astro-physical and geological science, and doing all of this with a sharp dress sense and a pleasant smile.

Though, personally, I'd just up my Omega 3 intake. It's in fish you know. It really is brain food.

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What do you think is the most annoying thing about being you?
   
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