LI Islamic Forum  
 
Powered by: MuslimPages
Add your business
 


Notices
Puzzles & Humour Share puzzles and jokes, but keeping within limits.

728x90
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old
  (#1456 (permalink))
nafy
*PrOuD MuSlIm*
 
nafy's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,073
Reputation: 5092
Rep Power: 29
nafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond reputenafy has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Dunya :(
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

Salaam

bro do ya fink ppl are jealous of ur sense of humour???

w/salaam ;)
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1457 (permalink))
------
Account Disabled
 
------'s Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1
Reputation: 0
Rep Power: 0
------ is an unknown quantity at this point
Join Date: Mar 2006
Way of Life: Undisclosed
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

Bro, how do u make ppl laff so much?!
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1458 (permalink))
minaz
rep points mean nothin
 
minaz's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,334
Reputation: 2070
Rep Power: 25
minaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Leicester
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

Quote:
What do you think is the most annoying thing about being you?
Quote:
bro do ya fink ppl are jealous of ur sense of humour???
Quote:
Bro, how do u make ppl laff so much?!
The answer to all 3 is simple, HE'S CHUBBY!
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1459 (permalink))
------
Account Disabled
 
------'s Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1
Reputation: 0
Rep Power: 0
------ is an unknown quantity at this point
Join Date: Mar 2006
Way of Life: Undisclosed
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by minaz View Post
The answer to all 3 is simple, HE'S CHUBBY!
Lol!
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1460 (permalink))
Nawal89
LI Oldskool
 
Nawal89's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,821
Reputation: 9435
Rep Power: 31
Nawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a village.
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

Muezzin chubby eh? L O L

Anyways. I teach madrassah on Sundays..The middle aged group..9 and 10 year olds. My students are all very smart, but then theres this one girl who passes them all. And sheeee...well she likes to show off and diss the other girls when they make mistakes. But even though she's like that, She's really really sweet...And they all love her..But she's mean to them..But she likes everyone too..I've tried talking to her privately, and even telling her to hush in class in front of everyone when she starts her show-off talks..but it doesnt work? How do i get her to stop being mean to her classmates?
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1461 (permalink))
minaz
rep points mean nothin
 
minaz's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,334
Reputation: 2070
Rep Power: 25
minaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond reputeminaz has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Leicester
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

Find a weakness in her and exploit it:d For example, if she's not the fastest runner, put her in a race with some of the faster kids, and when she looses (which she will) she will experience defeat and this will be a good long term solution for her learning.
I'M SUCH A MEANY AREN'T I :P
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1462 (permalink))
Nawal89
LI Oldskool
 
Nawal89's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,821
Reputation: 9435
Rep Power: 31
Nawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a village.
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by minaz View Post
Find a weakness in her and exploit it:d For example, if she's not the fastest runner, put her in a race with some of the faster kids, and when she looses (which she will) she will experience defeat and this will be a good long term solution for her learning.
I'M SUCH A MEANY AREN'T I :P

Yes you are a big bad meany.

I do not do races with my kids.. i do Qur'an and Hadeeth and arabic writing. Shes good at everything. Plus she considers me one of her "bestest" friends. AAAAh being a teacher stresses you out. I guess i'm just too kind ;)
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1463 (permalink))
afriend
Account Disabled
 
afriend's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 10,730
Reputation: 26435
Rep Power: 0
afriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond reputeafriend has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Dec 2005
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

Ok.....This was a descriprion of me when I used to be good at reading.

Once my teacher gave me such a hard book (this is wen I was 8) which not even grown ppl wud understand...

So...Solution: Give her something that is waaaaaayy out of her league...
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1464 (permalink))
Hatshepsut
Egypt here i come!!
 
Hatshepsut's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,118
Reputation: 1110
Rep Power: 20
Hatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud of
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: sat navs arent that good!!
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nawal89 View Post
Muezzin chubby eh? L O L

Anyways. I teach madrassah on Sundays..The middle aged group..9 and 10 year olds. My students are all very smart, but then theres this one girl who passes them all. And sheeee...well she likes to show off and diss the other girls when they make mistakes. But even though she's like that, She's really really sweet...And they all love her..But she's mean to them..But she likes everyone too..I've tried talking to her privately, and even telling her to hush in class in front of everyone when she starts her show-off talks..but it doesnt work? How do i get her to stop being mean to her classmates?
why dont you get her to give you a hand teaching...or would that make her head explode even further...maybe she just needs that kind of responsibility to give her better understanding....
__________________
there's something going on with that bunny
so who will be setting the next trend
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1465 (permalink))
sapphire
LI Oldskool
 
sapphire's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 3,258
Reputation: 9543
Rep Power: 35
sapphire has a reputation beyond reputesapphire has a reputation beyond reputesapphire has a reputation beyond reputesapphire has a reputation beyond reputesapphire has a reputation beyond reputesapphire has a reputation beyond reputesapphire has a reputation beyond reputesapphire has a reputation beyond reputesapphire has a reputation beyond reputesapphire has a reputation beyond reputesapphire has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jul 2005
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

oooh reminds me of my self........but wat i did was baad ! but it wrked.......gave them an exam....n failed 'the big headed one'........ baaaaaaad of me may Allah forgive me.........
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1466 (permalink))
Hatshepsut
Egypt here i come!!
 
Hatshepsut's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,118
Reputation: 1110
Rep Power: 20
Hatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud of
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: sat navs arent that good!!
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by sapphire View Post
oooh reminds me of my self........but wat i did was baad ! but it wrked.......gave them an exam....n failed 'the big headed one'........ baaaaaaad of me may Allah forgive me.........

__________________
there's something going on with that bunny
so who will be setting the next trend
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1467 (permalink))
Nawal89
LI Oldskool
 
Nawal89's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,821
Reputation: 9435
Rep Power: 31
Nawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a village.
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

I gave my students an exam the other day. She came out top. Again. Hmm..maybe i should ignore her for a while.
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1468 (permalink))
Hatshepsut
Egypt here i come!!
 
Hatshepsut's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,118
Reputation: 1110
Rep Power: 20
Hatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud of
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: sat navs arent that good!!
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-17-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nawal89 View Post
I gave my students an exam the other day. She came out top. Again. Hmm..maybe i should ignore her for a while.
yeah but sis if you do that then that will discourage her....
__________________
there's something going on with that bunny
so who will be setting the next trend
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1469 (permalink))
Faizah
الأ ثرية
 
Faizah's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 7,362
Reputation: 30194
Rep Power: 65
Faizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-18-2006

Quote:
Why am I continually accused of sexism when I merely point out the simple fact that a sizable amount of industry, business and politics is still male-dominated? Is it cos I is a man?
Yeah... sure. I bet you have a model of a woman at home that you beat on for practice, don't ya???? Don't ya????..... TELL THE TRUTH!!!!





__________________


   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1470 (permalink))
Muezzin
GET TO DA CHOPPA
 
Muezzin's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 9,048
Reputation: 26497
Rep Power: 64
Muezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond reputeMuezzin has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jun 2005
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-18-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Mu'MiNaH~ View Post
Yeah... sure. I bet you have a model of a woman at home that you beat on for practice, don't ya???? Don't ya????..... TELL THE TRUTH!!!!





That's.

Just.

Sick.

Next!
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On




Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.0.0
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com