Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 99

Hatshepsut

what comes after next i wonder

nafy

Salaam

bro i go 2 college yeh in da holidays 2 complete sum work....but cus its da holidays....ders painters around painting the bulilding....
n if i eva need 2 go 2 da ladies room or 2 da canteen....theres a few dat....u know...jus stare!! n eye me from top 2 bottom

....its so sick!!!

wat do i dooooooooooooo?! i mean i even wear hijab n dat....silly men!!

take care
w/salaam

IbnAbdulHakim

answer: loosest niqab in the world or u can jus go around wearing a dustbin bag, that shud put the foul fishes off!!!

Nawal89

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abd'Majid

answer: loosest niqab in the world or u can jus go around wearing a dustbin bag, that shud put the foul fishes off!!!

Nafster darlin if i ever saw you walking around in a dustbin bag i would stare....and stare...and stare...and still stare some more

ignoooore them. They can see anything cant they?

nafy

Salaamz

lol bro Abd'Majid haha

oh ryt okie sis Nawal....it jus dat it gets 2 me at tymz....das all

Nawal89

Yell at them and say whatcha starin at? They'll turn their heads away and wont look at you again thats for sure.;)

nafy

Salaamz

LOL!!

haha dat wud be gud.....but nah 4get it...they luk mean lolz....i'll jus try ma best 2 avoid dem.....

w/salaam

minaz

Just realised, 101 pages! How the ....... has this thread been allowed to get this far!
Allah knows best!

Aziz

nope its 38 pages...for me.

Faizah

same^^^

My dad keeps threatening 2 marry me off 2 sum1

. What shud i do? I have this image of this forty year old guy with a bald head n a pot belly, screaming 'WOMANNNN, WHERE'S MY **** FOOD????' in my head.... i'm scared!

Hatshepsut

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Mu'MiNaH~

same^^^

My dad keeps threatening 2 marry me off 2 sum1

. What shud i do? I have this image of this forty year old guy with a bald head n a pot belly, screaming 'WOMANNNN, WHERE'S MY **** FOOD????' in my head.... i'm scared!

daddyo cant threaten you to marry anyone...if you dont wanna get married then he cant make you...if he tries to force you....it wont be recognised as a marriage in the eyes of Allah....man i get sho sho confused why parentos do this it make me tery tery sad....

afriend2

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Mu'MiNaH~

same^^^

My dad keeps threatening 2 marry me off 2 sum1

. What shud i do? I have this image of this forty year old guy with a bald head n a pot belly, screaming 'WOMANNNN, WHERE'S MY **** FOOD????' in my head.... i'm scared!

salaam,

lolz ukhtee,

i feel sorry for all the bald men with pot bellys now!

espeically since my dad nearly falls into that category!!!

but anyways tell your dad youre not ready, however if you are then ask your dad for a say in the decision in finding a brother!

:brother:

wassalam

minaz

Quote:

My dad keeps threatening 2 marry me off 2 sum1. What shud i do? I have this image of this forty year old guy with a bald head n a pot belly, screaming 'WOMANNNN, WHERE'S MY **** FOOD????' in my head.... i'm scared!

Don't feel threatened,
http://www.fco.gov.uk/servlet/Front?...=1094234857863

hafizmo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abd'Majid

what food group is fish classified as?

a little boy has jus been curcumsised and if running after you wiv siccors what do you do?

I dont think somone who's just been circumsized would be running? food group for fish = bengali

Faizah

Quote:

Originally Posted by minaz

Don't feel threatened,
http://www.fco.gov.uk/servlet/Front?...=1094234857863

Isn't there a way around it without getting the kuffar involved?

I don't want to hand him over to the feds.

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Hatshepsut Egypt here i come!! Status: Offline Posts: 2,131 Reputation: 1110 Rep Power: 18 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: sat navs arent that good!! Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-18-2006 what comes after next i wonder __________________ there's something going on with that bunny so who will be setting the next trend

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,072 Reputation: 5064 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-18-2006 Salaam bro i go 2 college yeh in da holidays 2 complete sum work....but cus its da holidays....ders painters around painting the bulilding.... n if i eva need 2 go 2 da ladies room or 2 da canteen....theres a few dat....u know...jus stare!! n eye me from top 2 bottom ....its so sick!!! wat do i dooooooooooooo?! i mean i even wear hijab n dat....silly men!! take care w/salaam __________________

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IbnAbdulHakim Status: Offline Posts: 14,687 Reputation: 46085 Rep Power: 87 Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-18-2006 answer: loosest niqab in the world or u can jus go around wearing a dustbin bag, that shud put the foul fishes off!!! __________________ iDawah.com Bringing Dawah back..to the future! Shaqiq bin `Abdullah reported: The Companions of the Messenger of Allah (PBUH) did not consider the abandonment of any action as disbelief except neglecting Salat. [At-Tirmidhi]

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,072 Reputation: 5064 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-18-2006 Salaamz lol bro Abd'Majid haha oh ryt okie sis Nawal....it jus dat it gets 2 me at tymz....das all __________________

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Nawal89 LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,720 Reputation: 8242 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in a village. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-18-2006 Yell at them and say whatcha starin at? They'll turn their heads away and wont look at you again thats for sure.;)

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,072 Reputation: 5064 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-18-2006 Salaamz LOL!! haha dat wud be gud.....but nah 4get it...they luk mean lolz....i'll jus try ma best 2 avoid dem..... w/salaam __________________

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minaz rep points mean nothin Status: Offline Posts: 1,335 Reputation: 2070 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Leicester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-18-2006 Just realised, 101 pages! How the ....... has this thread been allowed to get this far! Allah knows best! __________________ http://www.islamicboard.com/showthread.php?t=6923

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Aziz For the Emperor! Status: Offline Posts: 1,658 Reputation: 998 Rep Power: 22 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: City of Mosques,Bangladesh Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-19-2006 nope its 38 pages...for me. __________________ "Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?" ―HK-47 ,Star Wars Knights of the Old republic

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Faizah Min Ahlil Hadeeth Status: Offline Posts: 7,271 Reputation: 28168 Rep Power: 61 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~ Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-19-2006 same^^^ My dad keeps threatening 2 marry me off 2 sum1. What shud i do? I have this image of this forty year old guy with a bald head n a pot belly, screaming 'WOMANNNN, WHERE'S MY **** FOOD????' in my head.... i'm scared!