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Hmm..Library..maybe not as we have to refer to journals mainly and they don't like textbook references much..so that's a bummer and I can always access the e-journals from home..
Thing is if I have to make anything my second home it'd have to be the lab for my research project..MUHAHAHAHA...But they won't allow me to sleep in the lab with all the contagious bugs and all..WHAT TO DO??!!! ( i know the emoticon is apparently meant to be laughing, but imagine it's me crying..)
ALSO! I don't even know what to do with my research project yet!!
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You want to hate this forum?

Simply read all 80 pages' worth of my posts.
yeh i do

now i've got another problem.
the link dosnt and 80 pages is too much!
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just tell me now aunty jee, i wont mind


hey this thread is back in business!!
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How do i get rid of thoughts of school that are haunting me , no i need serious help !
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Erm....I feel empty, but I'm full. So I dont think its the hungry type of empty. Any solutions?
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How to stop to bite my nails? Need help!
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 10-11-2008

From this:

To this:

How did it happen?
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Ow. Ow. Ow.
I have real bad toothache. I think one cause of the pain is a possible new wisdom tooth and the other is from an incisor.
Right at this moment in time I feel like beating everyone up. What should I do to remove these manic tendencies? Ow.
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Why.

Why?

Just why do you get so upset when people do something to betray our trust? I dont mean like in a deep way, I mean just when you thought good of somebody and then they tried to deceive you. And they obviously thought they'd get away with it, but they didnt. And

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what do i do about too much rain?
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wow, this thread is still alive?
cool, I remember it from so long ago

how is this thread still alive?
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Sometimes, I tend to think about things too much. I tend to go deep into them, how do I stop myself thinking too much
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You are clearly obsessed. I advise you taking a chill pill. Or a tic tac.

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...nything my second home it'd have to be the lab for my research project..MUHAHAHAHA...But they won't allow me to sleep in the lab with all the contagious bugs and all..WHAT TO DO??!!! ( i know the emoticon is apparently meant to be laughing, but imagine it's me crying..)
ALSO! I don't even know what to do with my research project yet!!
RAAAHH!!
What you could do is build a shed. Oh and don't mess with the emoticons - it makes my heart bleed.

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yeh i do

now i've got another problem.
the link dosnt and 80 pages is too much!
Sucker.

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Well, it is back I guess.
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Seek proper counselling - don't ask serious questions here that need serious answers. We cannot give you any advice on serious matters, as Muezzin is a money-grabbing, ambulance-chasing lawyer and I am his manager.

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Erm....I feel empty, but I'm full. So I dont think its the hungry type of empty. Any solutions?
Probably got a stomach ache. In which case, ask an older and heavier sibling to sit on your spine. Should this result in adverse consequences (say, I don't know, your spine breaking), the masters (namely, me and muezzin) will not be held responsible (meaning, don't sue us, we have no money); we give out advice - you're the one who acted on it!

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How to stop to bite my nails? Need help!
Don't put them in your mouth.

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How did it happen?
Well you see if the carebears ran around with a realistic looking heart on their chest, it'd scare the crap out of all the children. So, they (the carebears) said: Ok, world domination cannot happen if we make children soil themselves upon seeing us. Let us lure them into a false sense of security, with this lovely shaped heart, and then bag em!

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how do you become mod ? < Serious Question

You have to have your 5 a day. Then, when the moon aligns with saturn, and the sun's rays hit you (in the face), you become...the chosen one. Of course, the downside is that you'll be blind, but hey: at least you're a moderator, right?
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...Right at this moment in time I feel like beating everyone up. What should I do to remove these manic tendencies? Ow.
You should participate in a bare-knuckle cage fight. Though, you might not just be ready for that yet, so I'd recommend entering the tenkaichi budokai (strongest under the heavens) tournament - apparently, there is a guy who can shoot fireballs from his hands, but he shouldn't be a problem what with your manic tendancies.

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Just why do you get so upset when people do something to betray our trust? I dont mean like in a deep way, I mean just when you thought good of somebody and then they tried to deceive you. And they obviously thought they'd get away with it, but they didnt. And

How lame.
Rarrrrgh,. too many serious questions. If someone betrays you, then give them a cake (not a big one though) and say: it's ok, I love you.

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what do i do about too much rain?
You can stand under my umberella. Ella. Ella. Ahahahah I'm so down with it!

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wow, this thread is still alive?
cool, I remember it from so long ago