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R u dying to live or living to die~?
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ignoring me?
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Are u muezzin and minaz losing bizness here?
That would imply we had a business to start with. Seeing as our customers never actually pay up, we've been making a metaphorical loss for about 2 years.

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Ibn al aqwa is NOT banned? or is banned? coz he is online right now. loool
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Have u ever gotten sik of this thread?
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I am addicted to tomato ketchup
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R u dying to live or living to die~?
Neither, I'm wrestling a mastadon.
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lol seriously the only thing that can make me laugh OUT LOUD when im online, and alone is this thread...thats wierd
and some other people on this thread. but MOSTLY this thread. ur hilarious


do u make urself laff?

Oh and quit thinkin bout cash coz we rep u...well i do...wen i have reps...and reps and dua is better than cash...change ur mind? eh eh?
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lol seriously the only thing that can make me laugh OUT LOUD when im online, and alone is this thread...thats wierd
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Jazakallah. We have our moments.

Like that one time I saw a ninja running around this village of tree houses, but then I woke up.

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do u make urself laff?
Every time I look in the mirror. Or at Aamirsaab's face.

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Eh?

No.

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i hate walking thru uni in summer
all these naked ppl, lord protect me
wat shall i doooooooo
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I got 3 fans on, still boiling, what shall i do?
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i hate walking thru uni in summer
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Paint the lenses of your sunglasses black. Comedy ensues.

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^ hahaha looool!

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and if u can change the title to soemthing else would it be ...
Muezzin and Aamirsaab: Masters of Might , Magic and Monday Mornings

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Muezzin: Master of Might , Magic and Monday Mornings

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aamir is a name.

saab is a middle class car.
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All of the eastern half of Asia belongs to me! Hah! What do you think of that, 'Muezzin' and 'Minaz'?!!?!?!?
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^ hahaha looool!

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Faith is basically the same thing as hope. But this question is far too serious for this thread.

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and if u can change the title to soemthing else would it be ...
Muezzin and Aamirsaab: Masters of Might , Magic and Monday Mornings

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Muezzin: Master of Might , Magic and Monday Mornings

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No plans to change the thread title. It's staying as it is.

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did Minaz quit? lol
No, he went on vacation. Again.

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Yes that is true. But, the word: aamirsaab actually means aamir bhai.

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All of the eastern half of Asia belongs to me! Hah! What do you think of that, 'Muezzin' and 'Minaz'?!!?!?!?
Pretty cool. But, I must digress, after conquering half of Japan with Liu Bu on dynasty warriors, I got bored of Asia (wasn't anything left to look at after I destroyed it ) and set my eyes on something closer to home: halo 3

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I have no idea. I haven't done any research on suicide so don't know. My guess is that they are fed up with life and simply give up. They feel no value of their own life so they take it. Really, all they need is to play halo.
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Why do some people commit suicide?
forgot about me again??
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