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Bhai = brother (in urdu)
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forgot about me again??
he was digressing...:P
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Hope ur kool

- What is 1+1 ? Why?!

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-20-2008

AssalamuAlaykum

Why am I addicted to Ready-Salted Hula Hoops and Milky Bar? Is there a support group available for people like me?

Whats really at the end of a rainbow?

Why is it that the heart hurts? Like why not the kidneys?

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i hav math test tommorow, wats a good way of gettin a good grade and not gettin scared *don't say study cuz i'v beeen doing that for the past three days
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-21-2008

How come people vacuem ants?
and how come everyone is in the UK?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-21-2008

AssalamuAlaykum

I just had a two-hour exam but I finished it in half an hour...Am I crazy? Am I gonna fail?

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Woman, I'm beyond cool. I'm ice cooooooold.

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- What is 1+1 ? Why?!
Window. Because I said so.

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Hot chocolate. Looks funnier on a t shirt.

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- Blue contacts or green contacts? And Why?
Bah, contacts are for n00bs. Real men wear T3h 5p3c5!
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Why am I addicted to Ready-Salted Hula Hoops and Milky Bar? Is there a support group available for people like me?

You are a clone of me. Which is much weirder than it sounds.

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Noone knows. But muezzin might.

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The kidneys can hurt, if a ninja kicks shanks you. Head hurts because you clearly are using it for the first time.

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i hav math test tommorow, wats a good way of gettin a good grade and not gettin scared *don't say study cuz i'v beeen doing that for the past three days
Any answer I give you now will be pointless. So I'll write these two sentences to patronise you instead.
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How come people vacuem ants?
and how come everyone is in the UK?
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Everyone is from the uk because, obviously, the Uk is just another word for the world. Oh and then we have that little thing called the middle east but it's ok, they aren't important.
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I just had a two-hour exam but I finished it in half an hour...Am I crazy? Am I gonna fail?

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Unfortunately, I have not mastered the ability to see into the future. Right now, I can barely see 1 second ahead of me.

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Has anybody seen my keys?
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Has anybody seen my keys?
Oh those were keys?

I'm terribly sorry, I ate them.
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Oh those were keys?

I'm terribly sorry, I ate them.
Arrgh! Now how am I going to play the Piano?
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AssalamuAlaykum

Why are my replies in black font? lol

I seem to have lost the ability to ask pathetic questions, is that a good thing? *grin*

If my friends cousin has two fish and I'm also a fish and next door's fish is related to me and there's 5 fish in the pond but one had twins and the other two had five each with 6 fishlings already, how many fish are there? Including the 3 and a half fish-fingers my bro had for brekkie?

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-21-2008

why cant hindu's be cool?
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Du u think we can get the default replies back to black font like before?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-21-2008

AssalamuAlaykum

If tea is called tea then why isnt Coffee called Sea?

Is too much waiting bad for your health? And if yeah...like what can happen?

Off to the vending machine >> Snack or twirl?

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