Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 334

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AssalamuAlaykum

Will my keyboard survive being coated with ketchup?

WassalamuAlaykum

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AssalamuAlaykum

I knocked a kid down with the vaccum, will I lose my license?

WassalamuAlaykum

Fishman · 05:39 PM

Why do people use those weird letters and symbols in their names?

- Serene -

^ U mean letters?

Muezzin - why has admin bro ghurabah left fisabeelillah forums?

truemuslim

did muezzin die? did minaz kill him? was aamirsaab behind this whole thing?

Sahabiyaat · 06:52 AM

omg truemuslim

reading ur signiture i thought u realli meant ur going......like dying. dont scare ppl like that!!!!

muezzin isnt dead.Hes giving the adhaan

why r we all talking about dying? and killing.....

truemuslim

why cant people tell my gender? (btw sis ima sistaaaa hehe)

why do people fear death?

Are you dead?

If u dont reply to this within 12 hours, it means your dead ...ohhh god forbid! im just kidding!!

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by sevgi

how does one become a 'fun' parent...its been on my mind for the past few minutes...perhaps u cud guide me oh masters?

One per kid. Groovy.

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Originally Posted by truemuslim

Do you think this vid is a load of bull?? http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0xfWYvwLO8 lol

It is indeed.

Unless they named the bull Tupac.

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are you a chess nerd? (its not a good thing to be a nerd...let alone a ches nerd..)

Crappy chess player, but I am arguably a nerd.

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Don't you ever get annoyed/bored of these dumb questions, or of this boring thread people come to when they're out of tylenol and nothin good is on tv?

I'm not even going to touch that one.

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Originally Posted by Hizbul_Aziz

How come ive been gone for a while?

Aliens?

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Originally Posted by JσℓιєFℓєυя

[Stuff]

Whoah. Cool name.

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AssalamuAlaykum

Walaikum asalaam.

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How can one be a master of a Monday Morning?

By getting up on time, all the time, EVERY time.

Or by owning shares in Nescafe.

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Is it just me or is the weather like REALLY freaky nowadays?

The weather's not freaky. This guy is freaky:

But he's also the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

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Why do we feel a little glum when we get older? Hmm

We lose our senses of sight and hearing as we get older. Why should our sense of humour be any different?

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What do you say to a glum chum?

"Cheer up, Chuck. At least you're not bald."

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Will my keyboard survive being coated with ketchup?

As long as you don't try to eat them. Those microchips aren't from McCain's. Ho-ho-ho... yes, that was bad, put the rotten veggies away.

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I knocked a kid down with the vaccum, will I lose my license?

Nah, but if you actually suck one into the vacuum, I heard you get three points.

On the Dow Jones.

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Originally Posted by Fishman

Why do people use those weird letters and symbols in their names?

Why does Arnold own a pizza shop?

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Originally Posted by Serene

Muezzin - why has admin bro ghurabah left fisabeelillah forums?

Maybe Arnold delivered him a pizza.

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Originally Posted by truemuslim

did muezzin die? did minaz kill him? was aamirsaab behind this whole thing?

Find out next week - same bat-time, same bat-channel!

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Originally Posted by Sahabiyaat

omg truemuslim
reading ur signiture i thought u realli meant ur going......like dying. dont scare ppl like that!!!!

muezzin isnt dead.Hes giving the adhaan

Yes, yes, to Obi-Wan you listen! The cave. Remember your failure at the cave!

Sorry, Yoda moment.

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why r we all talking about dying? and killing

Beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side of the Force are they.

Sorry. I need to check my midichlorian count.

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Originally Posted by truemuslim

why cant people tell my gender? (btw sis ima sistaaaa hehe)

He. He. Or indeed, she she.

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why do people fear death?

Because they've never seen Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

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Are you dead?

Possibly.

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If u dont reply to this within 12 hours, it means your dead ...ohhh god forbid! im just kidding

Er...

Next!

truemuslim

so you want me to laugh like "she she" ??
wow lol ok then people would think im sayin something ELSE , try it and u'll see

when was the last time u made duas?

when was the last time u were honest about when you made duas?

when was the last time u were honest...period?

Sahabiyaat

why is it SO hot today

i couldnt even roll my sleeves up at the untied muslims convention today because the segregation was SOOO badddddd!!!!

why do ppl organise events where 3000 ppl r squished together in a marquee for 50 ppl ?

whyyyyyyy

lol.

Germanrose20

OOH Goody! I just found this thread and it looks like loads of fun!

How do I deal with this hot weather I am working in? (work on an Air Base in Kuwait, Temp: 126 degrees)

JσℓιєFℓєυя

Why are Jalapeno's sooo tastyy

- Serene -

u didnt answer my questions...wait did i have any?

H4RUN

I'm i the only 1 who thinks the jokers laugh is fantastic!?....do you want to know how i got these scars????

Güven

Why Didnt I know What The Hell was Goin On in This Thread Till Now???

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JσℓιєFℓєυя Status: Offline Posts: 5,470 Reputation: 19447 Rep Power: 49 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: -Locked Up- Sijnul Mu'min - Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-11-2008 AssalamuAlaykum I knocked a kid down with the vaccum, will I lose my license? WassalamuAlaykum __________________

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Sahabiyaat AllpraiseistoAllah Status: Offline Posts: 1,030 Reputation: 2423 Rep Power: 27 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in a universe..in a galaxy...on a planet in a country in a state in AN area in a house in a room:) Gender: Way of Life: Undisclosed	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-23-2008 omg truemuslim reading ur signiture i thought u realli meant ur going......like dying. dont scare ppl like that!!!! muezzin isnt dead.Hes giving the adhaan why r we all talking about dying? and killing..... __________________ Its sunny and i want to go out, but im going to have to stay inside for the next 6 months doing my stoopid dissertation , i need a life tyms supply of rocket lollies and sweets , donate generously for my seige Last edited by Sahabiyaat; 07-23-2008 at 06:52 AM. Reason: dunno if truemuslim is male/female/neither lol

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truemuslim believ nuthin i say Status: Offline Posts: 3,847 Reputation: 12304 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: somewhere. Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-23-2008 why cant people tell my gender? (btw sis ima sistaaaa hehe) why do people fear death? Are you dead? If u dont reply to this within 12 hours, it means your dead ...ohhh god forbid! im just kidding!!

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