Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 334

Amatul Wadud

AssalamuAlaykum

Will my keyboard survive being coated with ketchup?

WassalamuAlaykum

Amatul Wadud

AssalamuAlaykum

I knocked a kid down with the vaccum, will I lose my license?

WassalamuAlaykum

Fishman · 05:39 PM

Why do people use those weird letters and symbols in their names?

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^ U mean letters?

Muezzin - why has admin bro ghurabah left fisabeelillah forums?

truemuslim

did muezzin die? did minaz kill him? was aamirsaab behind this whole thing?

Sahabiyaat · 06:52 AM

omg truemuslim

reading ur signiture i thought u realli meant ur going......like dying. dont scare ppl like that!!!!

muezzin isnt dead.Hes giving the adhaan

why r we all talking about dying? and killing.....

truemuslim

why cant people tell my gender? (btw sis ima sistaaaa hehe)

why do people fear death?

Are you dead?

If u dont reply to this within 12 hours, it means your dead ...ohhh god forbid! im just kidding!!

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by sevgi

how does one become a 'fun' parent...its been on my mind for the past few minutes...perhaps u cud guide me oh masters?

One per kid. Groovy.

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Originally Posted by truemuslim

Do you think this vid is a load of bull?? http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0xfWYvwLO8 lol

It is indeed.

Unless they named the bull Tupac.

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are you a chess nerd? (its not a good thing to be a nerd...let alone a ches nerd..)

Crappy chess player, but I am arguably a nerd.

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Don't you ever get annoyed/bored of these dumb questions, or of this boring thread people come to when they're out of tylenol and nothin good is on tv?

I'm not even going to touch that one.

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Originally Posted by Hizbul_Aziz

How come ive been gone for a while?

Aliens?

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Originally Posted by JσℓιєFℓєυя

[Stuff]

Whoah. Cool name.

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AssalamuAlaykum

Walaikum asalaam.

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How can one be a master of a Monday Morning?

By getting up on time, all the time, EVERY time.

Or by owning shares in Nescafe.

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Is it just me or is the weather like REALLY freaky nowadays?

The weather's not freaky. This guy is freaky:

But he's also the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

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Why do we feel a little glum when we get older? Hmm

We lose our senses of sight and hearing as we get older. Why should our sense of humour be any different?

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What do you say to a glum chum?

"Cheer up, Chuck. At least you're not bald."

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Will my keyboard survive being coated with ketchup?

As long as you don't try to eat them. Those microchips aren't from McCain's. Ho-ho-ho... yes, that was bad, put the rotten veggies away.

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I knocked a kid down with the vaccum, will I lose my license?

Nah, but if you actually suck one into the vacuum, I heard you get three points.

On the Dow Jones.

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Originally Posted by Fishman

Why do people use those weird letters and symbols in their names?

Why does Arnold own a pizza shop?

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Originally Posted by Serene

Muezzin - why has admin bro ghurabah left fisabeelillah forums?

Maybe Arnold delivered him a pizza.

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Originally Posted by truemuslim

did muezzin die? did minaz kill him? was aamirsaab behind this whole thing?

Find out next week - same bat-time, same bat-channel!

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Originally Posted by Sahabiyaat

omg truemuslim
reading ur signiture i thought u realli meant ur going......like dying. dont scare ppl like that!!!!

muezzin isnt dead.Hes giving the adhaan

Yes, yes, to Obi-Wan you listen! The cave. Remember your failure at the cave!

Sorry, Yoda moment.

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why r we all talking about dying? and killing

Beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side of the Force are they.

Sorry. I need to check my midichlorian count.

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Originally Posted by truemuslim

why cant people tell my gender? (btw sis ima sistaaaa hehe)

He. He. Or indeed, she she.

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why do people fear death?

Because they've never seen Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

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Are you dead?

Possibly.

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If u dont reply to this within 12 hours, it means your dead ...ohhh god forbid! im just kidding

Er...

Next!

truemuslim

so you want me to laugh like "she she" ??
wow lol ok then people would think im sayin something ELSE , try it and u'll see

when was the last time u made duas?

when was the last time u were honest about when you made duas?

when was the last time u were honest...period?

Sahabiyaat

why is it SO hot today

i couldnt even roll my sleeves up at the untied muslims convention today because the segregation was SOOO badddddd!!!!

why do ppl organise events where 3000 ppl r squished together in a marquee for 50 ppl ?

whyyyyyyy

lol.

Germanrose20

OOH Goody! I just found this thread and it looks like loads of fun!

How do I deal with this hot weather I am working in? (work on an Air Base in Kuwait, Temp: 126 degrees)

Amatul Wadud

Why are Jalapeno's sooo tastyy

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u didnt answer my questions...wait did i have any?

H4RUN

I'm i the only 1 who thinks the jokers laugh is fantastic!?....do you want to know how i got these scars????

**Güven**

Why Didnt I know What The Hell was Goin On in This Thread Till Now???

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------ Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 1 Reputation: 0 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Mar 2006 Way of Life: Undisclosed	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-17-2008 ^ U mean letters? Muezzin - why has admin bro ghurabah left fisabeelillah forums?

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truemuslim Dead nd Gone Status: Offline Posts: 4,948 Reputation: 17906 Rep Power: 33 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: same as tupac........beneath u. under the dirt. lost inside the earth. left the spark 4 u, nd left Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-17-2008 did muezzin die? did minaz kill him? was aamirsaab behind this whole thing? __________________ worst addiction

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Sahabiyaat AllpraiseistoAllah Status: Offline Posts: 1,595 Reputation: 6044 Rep Power: 32 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in a universe..in a galaxy...on a planet in a country in a state in AN area in a house in a room:) Gender: Way of Life: Undisclosed	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-23-2008 omg truemuslim reading ur signiture i thought u realli meant ur going......like dying. dont scare ppl like that!!!! muezzin isnt dead.Hes giving the adhaan why r we all talking about dying? and killing..... __________________ Ya Allah, save me from this world that glitters and invites me to fulfill my nafs and the whispers of Shaytaan, and worse still, is when i am invited to deeds which are seemingly good, but lead to an evil path... Last edited by Sahabiyaat; 07-23-2008 at 06:52 AM.. Reason: dunno if truemuslim is male/female/neither lol

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truemuslim Dead nd Gone Status: Offline Posts: 4,948 Reputation: 17906 Rep Power: 33 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: same as tupac........beneath u. under the dirt. lost inside the earth. left the spark 4 u, nd left Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-23-2008 why cant people tell my gender? (btw sis ima sistaaaa hehe) why do people fear death? Are you dead? If u dont reply to this within 12 hours, it means your dead ...ohhh god forbid! im just kidding!! __________________ worst addiction

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truemuslim Dead nd Gone Status: Offline Posts: 4,948 Reputation: 17906 Rep Power: 33 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: same as tupac........beneath u. under the dirt. lost inside the earth. left the spark 4 u, nd left Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-27-2008 so you want me to laugh like "she she" ?? wow lol ok then people would think im sayin something ELSE , try it and u'll see when was the last time u made duas? when was the last time u were honest about when you made duas? when was the last time u were honest...period? __________________ worst addiction

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Sahabiyaat AllpraiseistoAllah Status: Offline Posts: 1,595 Reputation: 6044 Rep Power: 32 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in a universe..in a galaxy...on a planet in a country in a state in AN area in a house in a room:) Gender: Way of Life: Undisclosed	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 07-27-2008 why is it SO hot today i couldnt even roll my sleeves up at the untied muslims convention today because the segregation was SOOO badddddd!!!! why do ppl organise events where 3000 ppl r squished together in a marquee for 50 ppl ? whyyyyyyy lol. __________________ Ya Allah, save me from this world that glitters and invites me to fulfill my nafs and the whispers of Shaytaan, and worse still, is when i am invited to deeds which are seemingly good, but lead to an evil path...

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Germanrose20 Full Member Status: Offline Posts: 50 Reputation: 155 Rep Power: 2 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In my own Little world with Allah (swt) Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-12-2008 OOH Goody! I just found this thread and it looks like loads of fun! How do I deal with this hot weather I am working in? (work on an Air Base in Kuwait, Temp: 126 degrees)

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H4RUN Li Down2eartH MembeR Status: Offline Posts: 1,916 Reputation: 14456 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ell yoo tee oh En Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 08-24-2008 I'm i the only 1 who thinks the jokers laugh is fantastic!?....do you want to know how i got these scars???? __________________ I had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!" :okay:

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