Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

looks like another CORNER !
hmmmm a JOINT CORNER rather.

hope it works.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

LOOL

Swallows the millions of jokes was going to say, and quietly exits with only this:

if you are starting a corner, keep in mind anything you write can and will ( i guarantee) be made fun of. :P

Good luck,

And your point is?

loq. Nothing really...only warning you and adding tremendous amounts of pressure.

You're forgetting one very basic thing: we don't actually care if people laugh.

C'mon send in some problems!

I think sister "batoota" is a problem - unleash the hounds Mr Muezzin?

Nah sister Batoota is cool.

Besides, we can't unleash the hounds. They're not bloodthirsty enough. We fed them too much Pedigree Chum.

*My internet suddenly stopped working for a minute! ironically enough! are you sure you didn't unleash the hounds?*

Minaz! You fed them Caesar didn't you? I told you they hated that stuff!

C'mon send in some problems!

the link in ur siggy doesn't work
it says :

Not Found

The requested URL /mc_pollbooth.php was not found on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Apache/1.3.34 Server at forums.load-islam.com Port 80

is this a problem ?

yes, and thankfully it isn't ours

hey i need some help!

wa can we do on eid.. instead of hiring a limo and goin wimmy (wilmslow) road?


wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

hire a rikshaw and go down immy (imraan road) Lahore PK.?

Don't hire nothin'. Ain't you ever played GTA, dawg?