Old Lady and the Athiest

Protected_Diamond · **Old Lady and the Athiest -** 11-12-2005

warhmatulahi wabarakthu

An old Muslim woman lived next dooor to an atheist. Every day she would stand on
her front porch and yelled "Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!"; and the
atheist would stick his head out the window and say "There is no Allah! Allah
doesn't exist!" The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside.
This went on for years.
One day, She went outside and said "Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my
food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!"
The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took
them inside and came out again and said, "Thank you Allah! Thank you for the
gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!"
The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said "Aha! Allah didn't
put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!"
The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says "Oh Allah! Not only
did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!"

warhmatulahi wabarakthu

Danish · **Re: Old Lady and the Athiest -** 11-12-2005

ws wr wb
lol, thats funny

Lonely_Boy · **Re: Old Lady and the Athiest -** 11-13-2005

SUBHANALLAH
Great post Sister
keep posting and welcome for being a moderator

Aziz · **Re: Old Lady and the Athiest -** 11-13-2005

Doesn't Allah say He helps only those who helps themselves?

**'Aisha** · 06:39 PM

Mainul_Islam · **Re: «*the old lady & the atheist*» -** 12-19-2005

LOOOOL!!!

**zAk** · 09:38 AM

Threads MERGED !!

p.s : this story also exists in the Short Stories thread :
http://www.islamicboard.com/general-...tml#post108566

Khayal · **Re: Old Lady and the Athiest -** 01-09-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Protected_Diamond

warhmatulahi wabarakthu

An old Muslim woman lived next dooor to an atheist. Every day she would stand on
her front porch and yelled "Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!"; and the
atheist would stick his head out the window and say "There is no Allah! Allah
doesn't exist!" The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside.
This went on for years.
One day, She went outside and said "Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my
food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!"
The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took
them inside and came out again and said, "Thank you Allah! Thank you for the
gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!"
The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said "Aha! Allah didn't
put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!"
The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says "Oh Allah! Not only
did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!"

warhmatulahi wabarakthu

Souljette · **Re: Old Lady and the Athiest -** 01-09-2008

hahahh lol mashallah tht was funnyy

(¯¨›Åÿê§hå‹¨¯) · **Re: Old Lady and the Athiest -** 01-09-2008

awesome

adeeb · **Re: Old Lady and the Athiest -** 01-09-2008

hahaha...funny...

guyabano · **Re: Old Lady and the Athiest -** 01-09-2008

I don't get this 'joke'. Is an Atheist automatically a 'Shaitan' ??? hmmmmp!?

------ · **Re: Old Lady and the Athiest -** 01-09-2008

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Periwinkle18 · **Re: Old Lady and the Athiest -** 01-09-2008

lol tht was funny.

JeffX · **Re: Old Lady and the Athiest -** 01-09-2008

LOL that was great!

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Protected_Diamond LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,812 Reputation: 2460 Rep Power: 26 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dunya Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Old Lady and the Athiest - 11-12-2005 warhmatulahi wabarakthu An old Muslim woman lived next dooor to an atheist. Every day she would stand on her front porch and yelled "Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!"; and the atheist would stick his head out the window and say "There is no Allah! Allah doesn't exist!" The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside. This went on for years. One day, She went outside and said "Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!" The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took them inside and came out again and said, "Thank you Allah! Thank you for the gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!" The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said "Aha! Allah didn't put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!" The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says "Oh Allah! Not only did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!" warhmatulahi wabarakthu __________________ “Whoever puts his trust in Allah, sufficient is Allah for him.” I never saw anyone as just as the world. As long as you pursue the world it will pursue you, but when you turn away from it and seek God, it will leave you alone and its glamour shall no longer fascinate you.

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Danish Ain-ul-Yaqeen Status: Offline Posts: 840 Reputation: 830 Rep Power: 24 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: England Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Old Lady and the Athiest - 11-12-2005 ws wr wb lol, thats funny

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Lonely_Boy LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 454 Reputation: 390 Rep Power: 21 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Old Lady and the Athiest - 11-13-2005 SUBHANALLAH Great post Sister keep posting and welcome for being a moderator __________________ Oh Allah! I love you and I need you, come into my heart, please.

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Aziz LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,653 Reputation: 998 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: City of Mosques,Bangladesh Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Old Lady and the Athiest - 11-13-2005 Doesn't Allah say He helps only those who helps themselves?

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'Aisha ummAbdillah Status: Offline Posts: 1,982 Reputation: 8951 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: dunya Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	*«the old lady & the atheist» -* 12-18-2005 __________________ "Our Lord!" (they say), "Let not our hearts deviate now after Thou hast guided us, but grant us mercy from Thine own Presence; for Thou art the Grantor of bounties without measure. 3:8 Last edited by sister-aisha; 12-19-2005 at 06:39 PM..

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Mainul_Islam LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 764 Reputation: 360 Rep Power: 21 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NY, USA Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	*Re: «the old lady & the atheist» -* 12-19-2005 LOOOOL!!! __________________ LÂ ILÂHA ILLA ALLÂH! THERE IS NO GOD BUT GOD!

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zAk Administrator Status: Online Posts: 20,519 Reputation: 54025 Rep Power: 111 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Old Lady and the Athiest - 12-19-2005 Threads MERGED !! p.s : this story also exists in the Short Stories thread : http://www.islamicboard.com/general-...tml#post108566 Last edited by LI-Staff; 01-09-2008 at 09:38 AM..

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Souljette Souljette Of Allah Status: Offline Posts: 1,771 Reputation: 6482 Rep Power: 15 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: All over the place Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Old Lady and the Athiest - 01-09-2008 hahahh lol mashallah tht was funnyy __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]“The believers in their mutual kindness, compassion and sympathy are just like one body. When one of the limbs is afflicted, the whole body responds to it with sleeplessness and fever”.

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adeeb Way to paradise Status: Offline Posts: 448 Reputation: 925 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Indonesia Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Old Lady and the Athiest - 01-09-2008 hahaha...funny... __________________ Everything I Do, I DO for You, Allah! Unable to deny the truth...

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guyabano LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,183 Reputation: 3351 Rep Power: 22 Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Undisclosed	Re: Old Lady and the Athiest - 01-09-2008 I don't get this 'joke'. Is an Atheist automatically a 'Shaitan' ??? hmmmmp!? __________________ Im Always Right,Its Like,When Im Right,Im Right,And When Im Wrong,I Could've Been Right,So Im Still Right,'Cause I Could've Been Wrong!

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JeffX New School Status: Offline Posts: 273 Reputation: 487 Rep Power: 6 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Iowa Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Old Lady and the Athiest - 01-09-2008 LOL that was great!