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Default Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-15-2005

salaamz ppl,
jus thort i'd share dis wit u......tis jus a joke btw ;)

Non Muslim said, Muslim Heard

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1. Non Muslim said "Ham, salami, bacon"

Muslim Heard "A salaamu alakium"

2. Non Muslim said "Is bacon like salami?"

Muslim Heard "Walakium salaam, akhi"

3. Non Muslim said "Cold beer?"

Muslim Heard "Takhbir!"

4. Non Muslim said "Facial profile!"

Muslim Heard "Racial profile!"

5. Non Muslim said "Gee, that's odd! It's so wrong!"

Muslim Heard "Jihad on Islam!"

6. Non Muslim said "That smell is rather uncanny"

Muslim Heard "That smell is a pakistani "

7. Non Muslim said "This is raw!!!"

Muslim Heard "Bismillah!"

8. Non Muslim said "You have been laggin'"

Muslim Heard "You are Bin Laden"

9. Non Muslim said "Eat ice cream"

Muslim Heard "Eid Kareem"

10. Non Muslim said "I say 'its on' "

Muslim Heard "I am Shaitan"
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Default Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-15-2005



LOL SIS. i LIKE THE LAST BIT:

10. Non Muslim said "I say 'its on' "

Muslim Heard "I am Shaitan"

JazakAllah sis.lol.

Allah ma3ik
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Default Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-15-2005

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3. Non Muslim said "Cold beer?"

Muslim Heard "Takhbir!"

9. Non Muslim said "Eat ice cream"

Muslim Heard "Eid Kareem"

I like these ones best.



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Default Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-17-2005

Wuhaha ..
   
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Default Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-17-2005



Loq, that's was funny.. :P I liked the one with the beer and shaytân.. :P
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Default Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-17-2005

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1. 3. Non Muslim said "Cold beer?"

Muslim Heard "Takhbir!"
lol, Maniac Muslim did one like this too.

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4. Non Muslim said "Facial profile!"

Muslim Heard "Racial profile!"
lol!

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6. Non Muslim said "That smell is rather uncanny"

Muslim Heard "That smell is a pakistani "
LOL
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Default Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-18-2005

lol..funny mashlah
   
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Default Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-21-2005



These are funnnY!

It reminds me of what happened this year. My twin- being the ever helpful person that she is ma sha Allah-heard our business teacher say "are there any christians?" So she thought he meant "are there any christians in this class?" Noticing that a Muslim girl was raising her hand, she told her "put your hand down! What are you doing?!" Then she ordered these other girls to put their hands up . She was like " raise your hands!!!!! "


It turned out though that the teacher had said "are there any questions".

*shakes head....lost in accents! ;)*

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