Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard

nafy · **Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard -** 11-15-2005

salaamz ppl,

jus thort i'd share dis wit u......tis jus a joke btw ;)

Non Muslim said, Muslim Heard

By Muqtadir

1. Non Muslim said "Ham, salami, bacon"

Muslim Heard "A salaamu alakium"

2. Non Muslim said "Is bacon like salami?"

Muslim Heard "Walakium salaam, akhi"

3. Non Muslim said "Cold beer?"

Muslim Heard "Takhbir!"

4. Non Muslim said "Facial profile!"

Muslim Heard "Racial profile!"

5. Non Muslim said "Gee, that's odd! It's so wrong!"

Muslim Heard "Jihad on Islam!"

6. Non Muslim said "That smell is rather uncanny"

Muslim Heard "That smell is a pakistani "

7. Non Muslim said "This is raw!!!"

Muslim Heard "Bismillah!"

8. Non Muslim said "You have been laggin'"

Muslim Heard "You are Bin Laden"

9. Non Muslim said "Eat ice cream"

Muslim Heard "Eid Kareem"

10. Non Muslim said "I say 'its on' "

Muslim Heard "I am Shaitan"

Ameeratul Layl · **Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard -** 11-15-2005

LOL SIS. i LIKE THE LAST BIT:

10. Non Muslim said "I say 'its on' "

Muslim Heard "I am Shaitan"

JazakAllah sis.lol.

Allah ma3ik

Rabi'ya · **Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard -** 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u

3. Non Muslim said "Cold beer?"

Muslim Heard "Takhbir!"

9. Non Muslim said "Eat ice cream"

Muslim Heard "Eid Kareem"

I like these ones best.

Rabi'ya:rose:

Ayaan · **Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard -** 11-17-2005

Wuhaha ..

Umm Safiya · **Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard -** 11-17-2005

Loq, that's was funny.. :P I liked the one with the beer and shaytân.. :P

**Muezzin** · **Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard -** 11-17-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u

1. 3. Non Muslim said "Cold beer?"

Muslim Heard "Takhbir!"

lol, Maniac Muslim did one like this too.

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4. Non Muslim said "Facial profile!"

Muslim Heard "Racial profile!"

lol!

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6. Non Muslim said "That smell is rather uncanny"

Muslim Heard "That smell is a pakistani "

LOL

........ · **Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard -** 11-18-2005

lol..funny mashlah

Batoota · **Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard -** 11-21-2005

These are funnnY!

It reminds me of what happened this year. My twin- being the ever helpful person that she is ma sha Allah-heard our business teacher say "are there any christians?" So she thought he meant "are there any christians in this class?" Noticing that a Muslim girl was raising her hand, she told her "put your hand down! What are you doing?!" Then she ordered these other girls to put their hands up . She was like " raise your hands!!!!! "

It turned out though that the teacher had said "are there any questions".

*shakes head....lost in accents! ;)*

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,073 Reputation: 5092 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-15-2005 salaamz ppl, jus thort i'd share dis wit u......tis jus a joke btw ;) Non Muslim said, Muslim Heard By Muqtadir 1. Non Muslim said "Ham, salami, bacon" Muslim Heard "A salaamu alakium" 2. Non Muslim said "Is bacon like salami?" Muslim Heard "Walakium salaam, akhi" 3. Non Muslim said "Cold beer?" Muslim Heard "Takhbir!" 4. Non Muslim said "Facial profile!" Muslim Heard "Racial profile!" 5. Non Muslim said "Gee, that's odd! It's so wrong!" Muslim Heard "Jihad on Islam!" 6. Non Muslim said "That smell is rather uncanny" Muslim Heard "That smell is a pakistani " 7. Non Muslim said "This is raw!!!" Muslim Heard "Bismillah!" 8. Non Muslim said "You have been laggin'" Muslim Heard "You are Bin Laden" 9. Non Muslim said "Eat ice cream" Muslim Heard "Eid Kareem" 10. Non Muslim said "I say 'its on' " Muslim Heard "I am Shaitan" __________________

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Ayaan Limited Member Status: Offline Posts: 35 Reputation: 16 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Netherlands Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-17-2005 Wuhaha ..

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Umm Safiya Umm Tiflayn Status: Offline Posts: 1,143 Reputation: 2408 Rep Power: 25 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tahta 'Arshillâh Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-17-2005 Loq, that's was funny.. :P I liked the one with the beer and shaytân.. :P __________________ .::[ Kullu nafsin dhâ-iqatul mawt ]::.

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........ Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 0 Reputation: 0 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Jun 2005 Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-18-2005 lol..funny mashlah

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Batoota LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 285 Reputation: 484 Rep Power: 22 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: UAE Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard - 11-21-2005 These are funnnY! It reminds me of what happened this year. My twin- being the ever helpful person that she is ma sha Allah-heard our business teacher say "are there any christians?" So she thought he meant "are there any christians in this class?" Noticing that a Muslim girl was raising her hand, she told her "put your hand down! What are you doing?!" Then she ordered these other girls to put their hands up . She was like " raise your hands!!!!! " It turned out though that the teacher had said "are there any questions". shakes head....lost in accents! ;) __________________ Inna lilahee wa inna ilayhee rajoun!