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      urdu joke:
      Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
      Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
      Admi bohlta hain
      Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
      pehle mohale koh choro
      dusre koh choro
      teesre mohale main jana
      waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
      pehli koh choro
      duri koh choro
      teesre gali main jana
      to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
      pehli koh choro
      dusri ko choro
      teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
      to waha teen ghar aye gaye
      pehle koh choro
      dure koh choro
      teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
      pehle koh choro
      dure koh choro
      teesre main jana
      waha teen cupboards aye gaye
      pehle koh choro
      dusre koh choro
      teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
      waha teen daraaz ho gaye
      pehle koh chorna
      dusre koh chorna
      teesre koh kohl nah
      waha teen pictures ho gayi
      pehli pic koh chorna
      duri pic koh chor nah
      teesri pic koh dekh na
      woh pic meri ma ki hain
      aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

      maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
      Last edited by zAk; 10-05-2005 at 10:13 AM.

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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      Aik door daraz k gaon me bohat machar ho gaey. Gaon k baron ney faisla kia ye machron ki is foj sey jo raat ko nikalti hey, aney wali raat muqabla kia jaey. Elan kara dia gia k sab nojawan raat ko tyaar ho jaey, bandooqein, bhaley, teer or talwar ley kar tayar ho gai.

      Sari raat machron ka peecha kia jata raha mgr koi kamyabi na ho saki. Subah tarkey aik thaka hara dehati ongh raha tha k us k sathi ney dekha machar us ki naak pey betha hey. Us ney shest (nishana) bandhi to onghtey dehati ki ankh khul gai, is sey pehley k wo dar k bhagta, nishana leney waley ney kaha, hilna mat dushman tumhari naak pey betha hey or goli chala di.

      Subah gaon k sarey bachey borhey gaon k sardar k derey pey jang ka natija suney gai jo ye tha.

      LARAI BARABAR RAHI, DUSHMAN KA AIK JAWAN MARA GIA AOR HAMAREY BHI AIK SIPAHI KO APNI JAAN SEY HATH DHONEY PAREY.

      (Agar insano key is tabqey ka taluq sikh baradri sey zahir kar dia jaey to latifey ka maza dobala ho sakta hey)
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      When there is nothing left but Allah that is when you find out that Allah is all you need.

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      Ahem *clears throat*
      Ek gadhe ne sardar ko laat maari,
      Sardar uske peeche bhaaga, Raste me usey zebra mil gaya,
      Sardar usko laat maarkar bola, "Saaley! Night dress pahenkar ullu banaata hai?"

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      LOL!
      poor zebra

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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      Quote Originally Posted by Aisha View Post
      poor zebra
      Rich Sardar

      Kam az kam daad to urdu me deni chahye
      Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

      When there is nothing left but Allah that is when you find out that Allah is all you need.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Aisha View Post
      LOL!
      poor zebra
      lol poor PEOPLE!
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      "Allah! La ilaha illa Huwa (none has the right to be worshipped but He), Al-Hayyul-Qayyum (the Ever Living, the One Who sustains and protects all that exists).".."[Al Qur'aan 3:2]

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      Aik shaks, chashma lagaey marriage certificate ko kafi der sey ulat palat kar dekh raha tha.
      Begam ney poocha, aap kia dekh rahey hein, bola, har certificate ki expiry date hoti hey, is ki expiry dhoond raha hon. . . . . .
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      When there is nothing left but Allah that is when you find out that Allah is all you need.

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      Aik siyah jagah sair karney gya, wahan k log usey bilkul pasand na aey.

      aik hotel me khana khaney betha to berey (waiter) ney poocha sahab kia lo gey. Us ney jawab dia. Aik machli farai or hamdardi k do bol. Berey ney pocha aor kuch, to syah ney jawab dia, nhi hamdardi k do bol sirf.

      Berey ney apna muhn us k kaan k pas laya or kaha "sahab, machli mat khana, do din ki basi hey"
      Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

      When there is nothing left but Allah that is when you find out that Allah is all you need.

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      ایک بڑی بی کو گرنے کی وجہ سے سخت چوٹ آگئی
      ڈاکٹر نے مرہم پٹّی کردی اور سیڑھیوں سے اُترنے چڑھنے کو منع کردیا دو مہینے بعدپٹّی کھُل گئی تو ڈاکٹر نے اُنہیں سیڑھیاں چڑھنے کی اجازت دیدی تو اُنہوںنے کہا
      خُداکا شُکر ہے کہ اب میں سیڑھیاں اُتر اور چڑھہ سکوں گی
      ورنہ میں پائپ کے راستے اُترتی چڑھتی تنگ آگئی تھی ؛
      Last edited by Tilmeez; 12-18-2010 at 02:16 PM. Reason: Increased font size :)
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      When there is nothing left but Allah that is when you find out that Allah is all you need.

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      Ek sardar ko murgi khane ka dil kar raha tha .Usse murgi ko angreezi mein kya kahte hai yaad nahi aaraha tha. Us ne hotel mein jakar raha 'I want to eat egg's mother'.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Safiya 1 View Post
      Ek sardar ko murgi khane ka dil kar raha tha .Usse murgi ko angreezi mein kya kahte hai yaad nahi aaraha tha. Us ne hotel mein jakar raha 'I want to eat egg's mother'
      LOL........................
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      10-12 log ek sardar ko maar rahe the phir bhi sardar hans raha tha. Ek aadmi poocha, "kyun hans rahe ho?" Sardar bola, "Mai gurmeet hoon, ye log mujhe kuldip samajh kar maar rahe hain, kitne paagal hai."

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      10-12 log ek sardar ko maar rahe the phir bhi sardar hans raha tha. Ek aadmi poocha, "kyun hans rahe ho?" sardar bola, "mai gurmeet hoon, ye log mujhe kuldip samajh kar maar rahe hain, kitne paagal hai."
      lol

      ......
      Last edited by ~Raindrop~; 12-27-2010 at 06:59 AM.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Aisha View Post


      lol

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      . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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      Quote Originally Posted by abdulmājid View Post
      10-12 log ek sardar ko maar rahe the phir bhi sardar hans raha tha. Ek aadmi poocha, "kyun hans rahe ho?" Sardar bola, "Mai gurmeet hoon, ye log mujhe kuldip samajh kar maar rahe hain, kitne paagal hai."
      hee hee ...thats called innocent smile (laugh) ... i think ??

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      Quote Originally Posted by Abdul-Raouf View Post
      hee hee ...thats called innocent smile (laugh) ... i think ??
      No, That's a 'very stupid sardar'.

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      Bhekari ney maldar no jawan sey poocha, " Sahab, kia bat hey, 5 sal pehley aap mujhy 10 rupey detey they, 2 sal pehley 5 rupey aor ab 2 rupey dena shru kr diey hein."

      Nojawan ney jawab dia, "5 sal pehley me kunwara tha, 2 sal pehley meri shadi ho gai aor ab meri aik bachi bhi hey."

      Bhekari ney berukhi sey munh phertey huey kaha, "bohat khoob...... to aap merey paison sey apney khandan ki parwarish kar rahey hein."
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      ^HAHA That was funny!!!

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      Ek bachcha chocolate kha raha tha, ek aadmi bola, "itni chocolate khaana acha nahi hota."
      Bachcha : mere dadaji 105 saal jiye the
      Admi : Chocolate khate the kya wo?
      Bachcha : Nahin, apne kaam se kaam rakhte the.

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      Fighter jet pilot SARDAR ne kamyabi ke baad apna plane land kia.Land karne par ground staff ne usey hathon hath liya aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage.

      Sardar (fakr se):Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 fightr jet,2 helicoptr aur 2 tank ko udaya hai.

      Ground Staff:Wo sab to theek hai sardarji,lekin aapne ek galti kar di.

      Sardar:Kya galti?

      Staff:Bas aap iss khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye.

     

     
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