Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

^You should change the Pathan to something else before posting the joke, like maybe "a man passing by". a lot of pathans find such jokes offensive. how would people of other nationalities/ethnicity feel if the joke made fun of their people? for example how would readers feel, if the joke is changed the joke to:

2 sardar darya kay kinaray bethay pani main dahi mila rahay thay. Pass say aik Panjabi guzra us na pocha kia hora hay Sardar jee.

1 Sardar bola lassi bana rahay hain.

Panjabi: Log tum logon pay lateefay theek hi banatay hain.... O pagal kay bacho...

Itni lassi kon peay ga

BTW are there any jokes about Panjabis?

Muslims should avoid jokes that make fun of a certain ethnicity as these jokes disunite the Ummah by creating feelings of anger and enmity, not to mention ethnocentrism, where one ethnicity feels they are superior to another. Pathans and Panjabis both belong to Pakistan and both are Muslims but don't seem to be one nation but two separate nations that hate each other. Not a good thing. Where did feelings of ethnocentrism and hatred toward other muslim ethnicities come from? Is it plot of the kuffar to keep the Muslims disunited?

As I told you in my earlier post how jokes are created... FYI the poster of these pathan jokes is no one else but a Pathan.
In Indo Pak Pathans and Sardars are the subject of most jokes but this does not take away their intellectual works.

We have long list of Pathans and Sardars who are outstanding in their respective fields.
I don't see any harm in it as long as these are for Jokes Only. Just to honor your suggestion I will delete them.

Post # 172 of this thread has something related:

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Originally Posted by Rafeeq

If you can not lough on your self, you do not have right to lough on other

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Originally Posted by Tilmeez

I'm receiving pathan jokes on my mobile from an unknown number... I don't know who is teasing me

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;D;D;D;D;D;D *Rolls on floor laughing* Man, that's the funniest post I've read in this thread!

Dear Sis Muhaba.

In addition to what Akhee Tilmeez explained, most of the jokes could only be amused when there is a Pahtan or Sardar in it, otherwise the purpose fails.

I can not remember very good example but find below which I could reproduce right now (just to support my arguments);

Aik pathan ney aik electronic shop k salesman sey poocha, ye TV kitney ka hey,

Wo bola, Ham pathano ko saman nhi bechtey.

Doosry din wo western outfit me dobara pohch gia or TV ki qeemat pochi, salesman ny ghoor k usey dekha or kaha, me ney aap ko kal bhi kaha tha, ham pathano ko saman nhi bechtey,

Usey boaht ghusa aaya aor herat bhi. teesrey din wo aik Arabi dress me phir ja pohncha, dobara qeemat pochi to dokandar ney is bar zara sakht lehjey me jawab dia, Khan Sahab, aap ko teen dino sey me keh raha hon, ham pathano ko saman nhi bechtey.

Pathan ney ghusey sey apney sar sey Qatra or Romal utar k phenka or bola, " Tum ko pata kesa chalta hey k hum pathan hey."

Dokandar bola, "Jis cheez ko aap TV samajh rahey hein wo TV nhi Microvace Ovan hey."

Now tell me, if we do not use Pathan / Sardar here, this joke will not be lose its fun ? ? ? ?

Martin Luther King Said:
If you can't fly
Run
If you can't run
Walk
If you can't walk
Crawl
But keep moving....


Aik Sahib (Jo aik Khas qumiat say taaluq rakhtay thay :X ) bolay...

Saab Theek hay bhai yeh to batao Jana kidhar hay :p

^that is a fantastic question. we should always know where we are going before we start or else we might get lost. a plan (or map) is always necessary.

Aik door daraz k gaon me bohat machar ho gaey. Gaon k baron ney faisla kia ye machron ki is foj sey jo raat ko nikalti hey, aney wali raat muqabla kia jaey. Elan kara dia gia k sab nojawan raat ko tyaar ho jaey, bandooqein, bhaley, teer or talwar ley kar tayar ho gai.

Sari raat machron ka peecha kia jata raha mgr koi kamyabi na ho saki. Subah tarkey aik thaka hara dehati ongh raha tha k us k sathi ney dekha machar us ki naak pey betha hey. Us ney shest (nishana) bandhi to onghtey dehati ki ankh khul gai, is sey pehley k wo dar k bhagta, nishana leney waley ney kaha, hilna mat dushman tumhari naak pey betha hey or goli chala di.

Subah gaon k sarey bachey borhey gaon k sardar k derey pey jang ka natija suney gai jo ye tha.

LARAI BARABAR RAHI, DUSHMAN KA AIK JAWAN MARA GIA AOR HAMAREY BHI AIK SIPAHI KO APNI JAAN SEY HATH DHONEY PAREY.

(Agar insano key is tabqey ka taluq sikh baradri sey zahir kar dia jaey to latifey ka maza dobala ho sakta hey)

:sl:
Ahem *clears throat*
Ek gadhe ne sardar ko laat maari,
Sardar uske peeche bhaaga, Raste me usey zebra mil gaya,
Sardar usko laat maarkar bola, "Saaley! Night dress pahenkar ullu banaata hai?"
;D

LOL!
poor zebra ;D

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Originally Posted by Aisha

poor zebra

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Rich Sardar

Kam az kam daad to urdu me deni chahye :p

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Originally Posted by Aisha

LOL!
poor zebra ;D

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lol poor PEOPLE!

Aik shaks, chashma lagaey marriage certificate ko kafi der sey ulat palat kar dekh raha tha.
Begam ney poocha, aap kia dekh rahey hein, bola, har certificate ki expiry date hoti hey, is ki expiry dhoond raha hon. . . . . .:omg:

Aik siyah jagah sair karney gya, wahan k log usey bilkul pasand na aey.

aik hotel me khana khaney betha to berey (waiter) ney poocha sahab kia lo gey. Us ney jawab dia. Aik machli farai or hamdardi k do bol. Berey ney pocha aor kuch, to syah ney jawab dia, nhi hamdardi k do bol sirf.

Berey ney apna muhn us k kaan k pas laya or kaha "sahab, machli mat khana, do din ki basi hey" :hmm:

ایک بڑی بی کو گرنے کی وجہ سے سخت چوٹ آگئی
ڈاکٹر نے مرہم پٹّی کردی اور سیڑھیوں سے اُترنے چڑھنے کو منع کردیا دو مہینے بعدپٹّی کھُل گئی تو ڈاکٹر نے اُنہیں سیڑھیاں چڑھنے کی اجازت دیدی تو اُنہوںنے کہا
خُداکا شُکر ہے کہ اب میں سیڑھیاں اُتر اور چڑھہ سکوں گی
ورنہ میں پائپ کے راستے اُترتی چڑھتی تنگ آگئی تھی ؛

Ek sardar ko murgi khane ka dil kar raha tha .Usse murgi ko angreezi mein kya kahte hai yaad nahi aaraha tha. Us ne hotel mein jakar raha 'I want to eat egg's mother'. :hiding: