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    urdu joke:
    Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
    Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
    Admi bohlta hain
    Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
    pehle mohale koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre mohale main jana
    waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
    pehli koh choro
    duri koh choro
    teesre gali main jana
    to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
    pehli koh choro
    dusri ko choro
    teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
    to waha teen ghar aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre main jana
    waha teen cupboards aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
    waha teen daraaz ho gaye
    pehle koh chorna
    dusre koh chorna
    teesre koh kohl nah
    waha teen pictures ho gayi
    pehli pic koh chorna
    duri pic koh chor nah
    teesri pic koh dekh na
    woh pic meri ma ki hain
    aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

    maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
    Last edited by zAk; 10-05-2005 at 10:13 AM.

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    Ustaad (shagird se): Agar tumhare abbu ko 3000 rupe ki zarurat ho aor main unhen 5000 ka note dun tao baqi kitne milen ge?

    Shagird: Zero

    Ustaad: Hisaab nahin jante?

    Shagird: Aap mere abbu ko nahin jante.
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    لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
    لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

    The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    hahahaha

    bohot ache jokes hain

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)



    Nice Jokes.Thanks!

    ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha... Or...

    Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola,,,

    mere mola sab soo rahe hain or main teri ibadat kar raha hoon,,,

    to saath wali charpai se aawaz ayi " tu apni dua maang,,

    humari shikayat kio kar raha hai ???"
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    Last edited by Soulja Girl; 09-05-2009 at 09:57 PM. Reason: No need to make so many posts!
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    Bohot mazahiya lataif hain.

    Faqeer (dookandar se): Allah ke naam pe aik rupeyah de do.

    Dookandar: Baba kal ana.

    Faqeer: iis kal kal ke chakkar mein mere iis bazaar mein lakhon rupe phanse huwe hein.

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    لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
    لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

    The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    Haha.Bohot Acha
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    Mareez ne achanak aankhen kholte huwe kaha

    "Doctor Sahib, kiya mera operation kamyaab raha?"




    "Sabar se kaam lo beta. Main doctor nahin FARISHTA hoon"
    Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
    لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

    The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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    Re: Lateefay


    Quote Originally Posted by SomeHowpossible View Post
    ek buhut moti aurat ke ghar chor aya
    uss ne chor ko dekha tou usko pakar kar uske ooper bait gayee. shohar ko kaha jaldi jayey police ko bulayey.
    shohar ne kaha wohi karney laga hon par meri jooti nahi mill rahi.
    chor : "meri pehen le par Allah ke banday jaldi jaa".

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
    Mareez ne achanak aankhen kholte huwe kaha

    "Doctor Sahib, kiya mera operation kamyaab raha?"




    "Sabar se kaam lo beta. Main doctor nahin FARISHTA hoon"
    :rock:............

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    Quote Originally Posted by mercurial View Post
    bohot mazahiya lataif hain.

    faqeer (dookandar se): allah ke naam pe aik rupeyah de do.

    dookandar: baba kal ana.

    faqeer: iis kal kal ke chakkar mein mere iis bazaar mein lakhon rupe phanse huwe hein.

    ;d;.......

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    Aik molvi sahib aik khatoon se takra gae.

    Khatoon: Aap ko sharam nahi aati. Itni lambi darri rakh kar auraton ko takren marte phir rahe hain?

    Molve Sahib: Mohtarmah, yeh darri hai, break nahi.


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    لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
    لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

    The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    ^shukriya

    Himaliya

    Ustaad: Batao Himaliya kahan hai?

    Shagird: Sir, mujhe nahi pata!

    Ustaad: Bench par khare ho jao :anger:

    Shagird: Wow keya bench se Himaliya nazar aa jayega Sir? :confused:oh:


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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
    tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
    tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
    tujh ko dekha tho phir ye khyaal aya....

    ke mere dil main aisa khyaal kyun aaya

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    Quote Originally Posted by Scents of Jannah View Post
    ^shukriya

    Himaliya

    Ustaad: Batao Himaliya kahan hai?

    Shagird: Sir, mujhe nahi pata!

    Ustaad: Bench par khare ho jao :anger:

    Shagird: Wow keya bench se Himaliya nazar aa jayega Sir? :confused:oh:





    lol..


    Kahein wo shagird tum tu nahein thein???





    Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
    Khawand: Begum! Tumhari gardan par ajeeb si cheez lagi hue hai jise dekh kar khaof aata hai.

    Begum (dar kar):
    Woh kiya?

    Khawand: Tumhara moon......!





    Astaghfirulllaahh!!!

    Made me --->>> LOL

    Butot hee mazay kaa hai....lolzzz




    Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
    Ustaad (shagird se): Agar tumhare abbu ko 3000 rupe ki zarurat ho aor main unhen 5000 ka note dun tao baqi kitne milen ge?

    Shagird: Zero

    Ustaad: Hisaab nahin jante?

    Shagird: Aap mere abbu ko nahin jante.

    Aik molvi sahib aik khatoon se takra gae.

    Khatoon: Aap ko sharam nahi aati. Itni lambi darri rakh kar auraton ko takren marte phir rahe hain?

    Molve Sahib: Mohtarmah, yeh darri hai, break nahi.
    Originally Posted by mercurial
    bohot mazahiya lataif hain.

    faqeer (dookandar se): allah ke naam pe aik rupeyah de do.

    dookandar: baba kal ana.

    faqeer: iis kal kal ke chakkar mein mere iis bazaar mein lakhon rupe phanse huwe hein.
    LOLzzzz

    Bhai mercurial...shukria..
    Last edited by zAk; 10-03-2009 at 06:03 AM. Reason: Multiple posts merged.
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    Aik qasaab ne subha subha junhi dookan kholi aik andha chala aaya. Bakri ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh bakri ka gosht hai." Phir gaae ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh gaae ka gosht hai."

    Qasaab bohot hairaan huwa. Lutf lene ki gharz se andhe ka hath apne barhna kandhe par rakh kar bola "Yeh kis cheez ka gosht hai." "AAP GADHE KA GOSHT BHI BECHTE HAIN," andha hairat se bola.
    Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
    لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

    The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
    Aik qasaab ne subha subha junhi dookan kholi aik andha chala aaya. Bakri ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh bakri ka gosht hai." Phir gaae ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh gaae ka gosht hai."

    Qasaab bohot hairaan huwa. Lutf lene ki gharz se andhe ka hath apne barhna kandhe par rakh kar bola "Yeh kis cheez ka gosht hai." "AAP GADHE KA GOSHT BHI BECHTE HAIN," andha hairat se bola.


    Astaghfirullaah!! lolzzzzz

    Shukria!!
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    Yea, it was quite a lot funny but check this one.

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    The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
    Yea, it was quite a lot funny but check this one.


    Itna bhi funny nahein hai, bechara bakhtu...lolz

    Shukria.
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    Quote Originally Posted by Jharna View Post
    [CENTER]Itna bhi funny nahein hai, bechara bakhtu...lolz
    The difference of sense of homour.
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    The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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    شادی میں کھانا کھلا
    سردار کو پلیٹ نہیں ملی
    تو وہ اپنی جھولی میں کھانا ڈالنے لگا
    تو لوگوں نے پوچھا کہ یہ کیا
    سردار: داغ تو چلا جائے گا یہ وقت پھر نہیں آئے گا
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