3 Choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...
1St one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"
2Nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon "
3Rd one" uhh.. Yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay
Gas burner) per beth jaata hoon..."



Santa :I am a proud man, my son is in medical college.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : no he is not studying, they are studying him.

dat was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funi im guna tell my dad dat wen i get hm, propa funi

i saw this joke ages back thought id share it wid u. two indian passengers r waiting at the airport.

1st passenger- sir aap chinese hai?
2nd passenger- nehi

he waits a few minutes then says,

1st passenger- sir aap chinese hai? hai na?
2nd passenger- nehi bola na nehi.

the 1st passenger keeps starin at the second passengers n says
nehi sir aap chinese hai?

2nd passenger ( reali angry throws his newspaper n says)- haa haa mey chinese hu tho kya, tho kya?

1ST PASSENGER- PAR lagthe tho nahi,

i told my dad it n he cudnt stop laufin, ws reli funny wen u see it on tv tho,

^ LoL !!! subhanAllah that really is hilarious lollll

اپنے دوست کے انتقال پر ایک صاحب تعزیت کے لیے اس کے گھر گئے۔ گھر جا کر انہوں نے دیکھا کہ مرحوم اچھا خاصا دولت مند ہے۔ انھوں نے مرحوم کی بیوہ سے کہا: اگرچہ آپ کے لیے یہ بڑا صدمہ ہے جس کی تلافی ممکن نہیں لیکن اگر آپ مناسب سمجھیں تو میں مرحوم کی جگہ لے سکتا ہوں۔

’’ضرور! اگر دفنانے والے راضی ہوں تو مجھے بھلا کیا اعتراض ہو سکتا ہے۔‘‘ بیوہ نے کہ

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nice jokes

Eik pagal:Mein is duniya ko mitta dun ga...mitta dun ga...mitta dun ga...
Dosra pagal: Hehhee..mein tumko rubber he nahi dunga!

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Wife: Jab Tum Nay Pehli Martaba Maira Ghoonghat Uthaya Tha To Kaisa Mehsoos Kiya Tha?

Husband : Khuda Ki Qasam Mai'n Mar Hi Jata Agar Ayatal Kursi Yaad Na Hoti...







Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Neechay kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.



Do pagal jarahay hotay hain rastay main aik masjid kay samnay say guzartay hain tu aik pagal kehta hai yaar Allah ka ghar dhoop main hai aoo is ko chaon main lai jatay hain . dono pagal chappal utar kay masjid ki deewar ko dhakka lagany lagtay hain shaam ho jati hai unki chaplain peechay say koi lai jata hai . dosra pagal kehta hai yaad masjid chaon main agayee hai chalo ab chalailn jab woh murtay hian tu un chapplain nahin hotin hain :haha pehla pagal kehta hai yaar hum kafi agay agaye hain hamari chaplain hi nahin dikh rahi hain



AIK DOCTOR SAHAB KI DUTY LAG JATI HAI PAGAL KHANAY MAI. WOH PAGAL KHANAY MAI JATAY HAIN TO SAB APNAY APNAY KAMON MAI MASROOF HOTAY HAIN.... AIK PAGAL UNN KI SEAT PER BETHA HOTA HAI AUR KISI KO CHECK KAR RAHA HOTA HAI....
DOCTOR SAHAB JA KAR APNA TAARUF KARWATAY HAIN KEH MAIN YAHAN KA NAYA INCHARGE / DOCTOR HOON.... TO PAGAL HASNAY LAGTA HAI AUR PATIENT KI TARAF ISHARA KAR KEY KEHTA HAI.... PEHLAY YEH BHEE AISAY HEE KAHA KARTA THA.....





aik pagal khaney se aik mareez sehatyaab ho ke janey laga to donctor ne ussey bill paish kiya aur kaha ke umeed hai ke ab aap theek honey ke baad yeh bill pay kar dein gey.
pagal ne jawab diya kyon nahi , agar ham yeh laakhoo'n ka mamooli bill na bhar paayein to hamein , hamari ra'aaya Akbar Badshah kaise tasleem karey gi ..........


ek pagal kuch samaan le kar ghar ja raha hota hai raste main uus ko ek aur pagal melta hai

dusra pagal bolta hai ke is tehlli main keya hai tu pehla wala bolta hai agar tum ne ye bata de ke is theli main keya hai tu ye andey (egg) tumhare aur aghar tum ne ye baya ke ye kitne hain tu sare 6 andey tumhare aur agar tum ne ye bataya ke ye kis ke andey hain tu wo murghi bhi tum hari

tu dusra pagal bolta hai yar kuch hints to do .....







Aik akhbari reporter ko bataya jaata haa ka Amritsar station paa train hadsaa ho ghia haa orr 200 bandaa maar ghay hain. Wo bhagam bhag whan ponachtaa haa to pata chaltaa ha 1 saardar G train hadsaa main bach ghay hain

Reporter : Sardar g kia huaa thaa
Sardar G : Na poochoo g bara he ghazab ho ghiaa
Reporter: Station paa ayia hua loogoon main sirf app hee bacha, asa kia hua
Sardar G : Bus g, sub station paa khara thaa ka itnaa main ialaan hua ka Wagha jana wali train Station paa aa rehi haa. Jasa hee loogoon na yia suna ka train station paa aa rehi haa unho na patrion paa chalang laga dee
Reporter : To app kasa bach ghay
Sardar G : Main to janab khudkushi ka lia patri pa hee laata hua tha, jub main na suna ka train station paa aa rehi haa to main bhag ka station paa char ghiaa orr itnaa main train patri paa chali ghee






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2 men searching for thier lost wives

1st: how's ur wife look like?

2nd: beautiful, tall, bold blue eyes ....what about urs?

1st: meri ko maro goli ayo tumhari dhondtey hain....



Larki valley larkay say: Aap smoking kertay heyn?
Larka: Jee haan
Sharaab peetay hian?
Larka: Jee haan
Drugs laitay hain?
Larka: Jee haan
Jua kheltay hain?
Larka: Jee haan
Sab kuch negative hai kuch positive bhi hai?
Larka: Jee haan, HIV+





Sardar Jee learnt an essay “ My Best Friend”, but in exam the essay was on ‘Father’. Sardar thought for a while and wrote the essay by replacing ‘Friend’ with ‘Father’, Essay became like this: “ I’m a very fatherly person. I’ve lots of fathers but my neighbor is my best father. He often comes to my home and my mother loves him very much.” In the end he wrote the moral “A father in need is a father in need”.






Compounders And Nurses Nay Aik Patient Ko Stretcher Say Utha Kar Usay Bed Pay Litaya.

Patient Dheeray Say Karahtay Huway Bola " Allah Ka Laakh Laakh Shukar Hai Kay Maira Operation Theek Thaak Ho Gaya "

Baraber Kay Bed Pay Laitay Aik Patient Nay Yeh Sun Kar Kaha: " Ziyadah Khush Fehmi Mai'n Mubtila Matt Ho, Maira Bhi Operation Theek Thaak Huwa Tha Laikin Pait Mai'n Rui Raih Jaanay Ki Wajha Say Dobara Operation Karaana Para...

Sirf Yahi Nahi'n Woh 3 Number Kay Bed Pay Jo Patient So Raha Hai (Isharay Say Dikhatay Huway) Aik Baar To Us Kay Pait Mai'n Qainchi Raih Gai Thi...."

Itnay Mai'n Kuch Nurses Dowrtay Huway Stretcher La'aiy Aur Us Patient Say Kaha Jo Abhi Abhi Aaya Tha: " Chalo Chalo Tumhara Dobara Operation Ho Ga, Doctor Gupta Nahi Mil Rahay "

Originally Posted by Khayal

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Larki valley larkay say: Aap smoking kertay heyn?
Larka: Jee haan
Sharaab peetay hian?
Larka: Jee haan
Drugs laitay hain?
Larka: Jee haan
Jua kheltay hain?
Larka: Jee haan
Sab kuch negative hai kuch positive bhi hai?
Larka: Jee haan, HIV+

ha ha classic

very funny, never heard jokes as funny as these before. the funniest thing is tht i dont understand a word of them. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bindas ho k Jeenay ka....



Tension nahi lainay ka....




Achay sapnay dekhnay ka....




Mast life Guzarnay ka.....



Bhoot se nahi darnay ka.......






Boley tu: Mirror nahi dekhnay ka ...!!! :okay:

Hehehehe......

Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...


Keh aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...





jao baba Aage jao.........................................

Aage jao............................................... .......
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Apke ghar me
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Kutta hai?


























Bhais kyo
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Audio CD hai k
Vcd k dvd?














Home theater
kyo nai hai?
















NaL hai?

Pani aata hai?






Fridge hai?



Bada hai k chota?




Thanda karta hai?


FROST FREE HAI KYA??


Kaun si company ka hai?


To dusri Company. ka
kyo nai hai?


Fan hai k AC?
Coolr kyo
nai hai?

Phone
nai hai?


Phone hai... ACHHA.

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