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      urdu joke:
      Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
      Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
      Admi bohlta hain
      Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
      pehle mohale koh choro
      dusre koh choro
      teesre mohale main jana
      waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
      pehli koh choro
      duri koh choro
      teesre gali main jana
      to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
      pehli koh choro
      dusri ko choro
      teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
      to waha teen ghar aye gaye
      pehle koh choro
      dure koh choro
      teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
      pehle koh choro
      dure koh choro
      teesre main jana
      waha teen cupboards aye gaye
      pehle koh choro
      dusre koh choro
      teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
      waha teen daraaz ho gaye
      pehle koh chorna
      dusre koh chorna
      teesre koh kohl nah
      waha teen pictures ho gayi
      pehli pic koh chorna
      duri pic koh chor nah
      teesri pic koh dekh na
      woh pic meri ma ki hain
      aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

      maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
      Last edited by zAk; 10-05-2005 at 10:13 AM.

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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      Ustaad (shagird se): Agar tumhare abbu ko 3000 rupe ki zarurat ho aor main unhen 5000 ka note dun tao baqi kitne milen ge?

      Shagird: Zero

      Ustaad: Hisaab nahin jante?

      Shagird: Aap mere abbu ko nahin jante.
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      لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
      لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

      The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      hahahaha

      bohot ache jokes hain

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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)



      Nice Jokes.Thanks!

      ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha... Or...

      Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola,,,

      mere mola sab soo rahe hain or main teri ibadat kar raha hoon,,,

      to saath wali charpai se aawaz ayi " tu apni dua maang,,

      humari shikayat kio kar raha hai ???"
      Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      JazakAllahu Khayr
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      Last edited by Soulja Girl; 09-05-2009 at 09:57 PM. Reason: No need to make so many posts!
      Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      JazakAllahu Khayr
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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      Bohot mazahiya lataif hain.

      Faqeer (dookandar se): Allah ke naam pe aik rupeyah de do.

      Dookandar: Baba kal ana.

      Faqeer: iis kal kal ke chakkar mein mere iis bazaar mein lakhon rupe phanse huwe hein.

      Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

      لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
      لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

      The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      Haha.Bohot Acha
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      JazakAllahu Khayr
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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      Mareez ne achanak aankhen kholte huwe kaha

      "Doctor Sahib, kiya mera operation kamyaab raha?"




      "Sabar se kaam lo beta. Main doctor nahin FARISHTA hoon"
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      لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
      لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

      The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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      Re: Lateefay


      Quote Originally Posted by SomeHowpossible View Post
      ek buhut moti aurat ke ghar chor aya
      uss ne chor ko dekha tou usko pakar kar uske ooper bait gayee. shohar ko kaha jaldi jayey police ko bulayey.
      shohar ne kaha wohi karney laga hon par meri jooti nahi mill rahi.
      chor : "meri pehen le par Allah ke banday jaldi jaa".

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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
      Mareez ne achanak aankhen kholte huwe kaha

      "Doctor Sahib, kiya mera operation kamyaab raha?"




      "Sabar se kaam lo beta. Main doctor nahin FARISHTA hoon"
      :rock:............

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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      Quote Originally Posted by mercurial View Post
      bohot mazahiya lataif hain.

      faqeer (dookandar se): allah ke naam pe aik rupeyah de do.

      dookandar: baba kal ana.

      faqeer: iis kal kal ke chakkar mein mere iis bazaar mein lakhon rupe phanse huwe hein.

      ;d;.......

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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      Aik molvi sahib aik khatoon se takra gae.

      Khatoon: Aap ko sharam nahi aati. Itni lambi darri rakh kar auraton ko takren marte phir rahe hain?

      Molve Sahib: Mohtarmah, yeh darri hai, break nahi.


      Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

      لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
      لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

      The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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      ^shukriya

      Himaliya

      Ustaad: Batao Himaliya kahan hai?

      Shagird: Sir, mujhe nahi pata!

      Ustaad: Bench par khare ho jao :anger:

      Shagird: Wow keya bench se Himaliya nazar aa jayega Sir? :confused:oh:


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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
      tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
      tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
      tujh ko dekha tho phir ye khyaal aya....

      ke mere dil main aisa khyaal kyun aaya

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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      Quote Originally Posted by Scents of Jannah View Post
      ^shukriya

      Himaliya

      Ustaad: Batao Himaliya kahan hai?

      Shagird: Sir, mujhe nahi pata!

      Ustaad: Bench par khare ho jao :anger:

      Shagird: Wow keya bench se Himaliya nazar aa jayega Sir? :confused:oh:





      lol..


      Kahein wo shagird tum tu nahein thein???





      Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
      Khawand: Begum! Tumhari gardan par ajeeb si cheez lagi hue hai jise dekh kar khaof aata hai.

      Begum (dar kar):
      Woh kiya?

      Khawand: Tumhara moon......!





      Astaghfirulllaahh!!!

      Made me --->>> LOL

      Butot hee mazay kaa hai....lolzzz




      Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
      Ustaad (shagird se): Agar tumhare abbu ko 3000 rupe ki zarurat ho aor main unhen 5000 ka note dun tao baqi kitne milen ge?

      Shagird: Zero

      Ustaad: Hisaab nahin jante?

      Shagird: Aap mere abbu ko nahin jante.

      Aik molvi sahib aik khatoon se takra gae.

      Khatoon: Aap ko sharam nahi aati. Itni lambi darri rakh kar auraton ko takren marte phir rahe hain?

      Molve Sahib: Mohtarmah, yeh darri hai, break nahi.
      Originally Posted by mercurial
      bohot mazahiya lataif hain.

      faqeer (dookandar se): allah ke naam pe aik rupeyah de do.

      dookandar: baba kal ana.

      faqeer: iis kal kal ke chakkar mein mere iis bazaar mein lakhon rupe phanse huwe hein.
      LOLzzzz

      Bhai mercurial...shukria..
      Last edited by zAk; 10-03-2009 at 06:03 AM. Reason: Multiple posts merged.
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      Even a Smile is charity!





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      Aik qasaab ne subha subha junhi dookan kholi aik andha chala aaya. Bakri ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh bakri ka gosht hai." Phir gaae ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh gaae ka gosht hai."

      Qasaab bohot hairaan huwa. Lutf lene ki gharz se andhe ka hath apne barhna kandhe par rakh kar bola "Yeh kis cheez ka gosht hai." "AAP GADHE KA GOSHT BHI BECHTE HAIN," andha hairat se bola.
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      لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
      لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

      The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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      Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
      Aik qasaab ne subha subha junhi dookan kholi aik andha chala aaya. Bakri ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh bakri ka gosht hai." Phir gaae ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh gaae ka gosht hai."

      Qasaab bohot hairaan huwa. Lutf lene ki gharz se andhe ka hath apne barhna kandhe par rakh kar bola "Yeh kis cheez ka gosht hai." "AAP GADHE KA GOSHT BHI BECHTE HAIN," andha hairat se bola.


      Astaghfirullaah!! lolzzzzz

      Shukria!!
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      Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


      Yea, it was quite a lot funny but check this one.

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      لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

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      Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
      Yea, it was quite a lot funny but check this one.


      Itna bhi funny nahein hai, bechara bakhtu...lolz

      Shukria.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Jharna View Post
      [CENTER]Itna bhi funny nahein hai, bechara bakhtu...lolz
      The difference of sense of homour.
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      لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
      لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

      The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."

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      شادی میں کھانا کھلا
      سردار کو پلیٹ نہیں ملی
      تو وہ اپنی جھولی میں کھانا ڈالنے لگا
      تو لوگوں نے پوچھا کہ یہ کیا
      سردار: داغ تو چلا جائے گا یہ وقت پھر نہیں آئے گا
      Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)



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