Tanz-o-Mazaah

**zAk** · **Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-30-2005

ek nayaa silsilaa shuroo kar raha hoon,
similar to the HALAL FUN section of the forums,

Mazaahiyaa Shayeri wa Lateefe SIRF URDU MEIN aap bhi share kar sakte hain !

**zAk** · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-30-2005

some more :

**zAk** · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-30-2005

"Bachhaaaooooo !!!! Titanic doob rahi hai !!"
sab cheekh rahe hain, bhaag rahe hain.

ek italian apne qareeb sardarji se poochta hai, bhai aap bata sakte hain yahan se zameen kitni door hai ?
sardarji kehta hai : bus 2 miles !
italian : bus itna hi ! meinto isse zyada bhi teer sakta hoon.
ye kah kar italian paani mein kood jaata hai.
par kuch der baad satah par ubhar kar cheekhta hua poochhta hai :
bhai ye to batao 2 miles kis taraf hai ?
sardarji bholepan se kehta hai : neeche ki taraf !!!!!

**zAk** · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-30-2005

Sanobar · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-30-2005

salaam,
bohut mazahiya posts hain zak.! mere hissab se sab se acha mazzakh to woh sardar ji wala hai and uske baad thelast one.....~ pretty funny! ^ ;)

ma'salama

aur post karte raho! hum wait karrahe hain!

SalafiFemaleJih · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-30-2005

kya musibat mein nai pala
kya musibat mein nai pala
Ek taraf ammi tou dusri taraf khala.

loool don ask me where I got that from ;)

wasalmaualaikum wr wb : )

**zAk** · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-31-2005

Quote:

loool don ask me where I got that from

loq,
nah i won't ask ;)

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... ?
think.............

"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"

Shauhar Ko Kafi Bhook Lag Rahi Thee ..khana Boht Deir Sey Tayyar Nahin Horaha Tha...usne Jal Ker Apni Biwi Se Kaha
..offooo Ab Tak Khana Tayyar Nahin Hua..is Se Tou Behter Hotel Main Jaker Khaloon..biwi Boli=bus Sirf 5 Min
Shauhar (khush Hoker)= Tou 5 Min Baad Kahan Tayyar Hojayega??
Biwi =nahinnnn Main Tayyar Hojaoongi...

**zAk** · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-31-2005

**zAk** · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-31-2005

**zAk** · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-31-2005

**zAk** · 05:34 AM

**zAk** · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-31-2005

this was the funniest

had a gr8 laugh

Lonely_Boy · 03:33 PM

Asslam O Aleakum

Chund mazaya Shair

yeh kah karr nikal diya hum ko karaye k makanoon se
Tu shaheen hay basera karr paharoon ki chatanoon pe

tumko dekha.....to yeh khayal aaya
Paaglo k stock mein naya maal aaya!

EDIT : last shair removed !
inappropriate for an ISLAMIC FORUM

SalafiFemaleJih · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-31-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by zAk

loq,
nah i won't ask ;)

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... ?
think.............

"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"

Shauhar Ko Kafi Bhook Lag Rahi Thee ..khana Boht Deir Sey Tayyar Nahin Horaha Tha...usne Jal Ker Apni Biwi Se Kaha
..offooo Ab Tak Khana Tayyar Nahin Hua..is Se Tou Behter Hotel Main Jaker Khaloon..biwi Boli=bus Sirf 5 Min
Shauhar (khush Hoker)= Tou 5 Min Baad Kahan Tayyar Hojayega??
Biwi =nahinnnn Main Tayyar Hojaoongi...

haha wives are crazzzzzzzzy....!!!
bichara ladkaii...

**zAk** · **Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah -** 08-31-2005

Quote:

yeh kah karr nikal diya hum ko karaye k makanoon se
Tu shaheen hay basera karr paharoon ki chatanoon pe

tumko dekha.....to yeh khayal aaya
Paaglo k stock mein naya maal aaya!

bahut khoob

keep them coming

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zAk Administrator Status: Offline Posts: 20,487 Reputation: 52996 Rep Power: 110 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah - 08-30-2005 some more :

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zAk Administrator Status: Offline Posts: 20,487 Reputation: 52996 Rep Power: 110 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Tanz-o-Mazaah - 08-30-2005 "Bachhaaaooooo !!!! Titanic doob rahi hai !!" sab cheekh rahe hain, bhaag rahe hain. ek italian apne qareeb sardarji se poochta hai, bhai aap bata sakte hain yahan se zameen kitni door hai ? sardarji kehta hai : bus 2 miles ! italian : bus itna hi ! meinto isse zyada bhi teer sakta hoon. ye kah kar italian paani mein kood jaata hai. par kuch der baad satah par ubhar kar cheekhta hua poochhta hai : bhai ye to batao 2 miles kis taraf hai ? sardarji bholepan se kehta hai : neeche ki taraf !!!!!

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