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*muslimah* · 10:13 AM

urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha

**zAk** · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-05-2005

thread split !

Plz post urdu stuff here in this section

Mahmud · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-10-2005

jajaja..

Salema · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-10-2005

lol..

Sanobar · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-10-2005

salaam,
i have herd this joke b4.....pretyy funy ..!lol
ma'salamah

Sadia25 · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-10-2005

lol..

niqaabii · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-10-2005

lol
dat ws funny

nafy · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-10-2005

hehehehe gud 1......
ok i got dis lil funny poem fingy:

tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

ke paagalor ki stock mein neya maal aya ;)

halupalu · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-10-2005

Lol Dat Wa Funny

Danish · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-10-2005

Quote:

tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

ke paagalor ki stock mein neya maal aya

lol

lakin uske ending ache nahi hay, asay hona chaeeya joke:

tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

ke zAk ke jeeb main wAk kaha say aya...

Al-Mu'minah · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-10-2005

Danish you understand Urdu?? Masha Allah!

bluemoon · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-10-2005

good jokes.

Intifada · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-10-2005

that was fuuny so funny that made my stomche laugh

lol

Idris · **Re: Urdu Jokes -** 10-11-2005

How abt u translate the joke into english

or is too hard ;)

**zAk** · 09:02 AM

Quote:

How abt u translate the joke into english or is too hard

tht will almost kill the joke !

won't be funny at all when translated !

woh ^ shair pehle suna tha

kaafi mazaahiya hai

Quote:

lakin uske ending ache nahi hay, asay hona chaeeya joke:

tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

ke zAk ke jeeb main wAk kaha say aya...

nope, it shud be :

tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

pAstry mein mithaas kahan se aaya ?

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muslimah Limited Member Status: Offline Posts: 19 Reputation: 13 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Aug 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Lateefay - 10-04-2005 urdu joke: Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain Admi bohlta hain Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye pehle mohale koh choro dusre koh choro teesre mohale main jana waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih pehli koh choro duri koh choro teesre gali main jana to waha 3 dukane ho gayi pehli koh choro dusri ko choro teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana to waha teen ghar aye gaye pehle koh choro dure koh choro teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye pehle koh choro dure koh choro teesre main jana waha teen cupboards aye gaye pehle koh choro dusre koh choro teesre cupboards koh kohl nah waha teen daraaz ho gaye pehle koh chorna dusre koh chorna teesre koh kohl nah waha teen pictures ho gayi pehli pic koh chorna duri pic koh chor nah teesri pic koh dekh na woh pic meri ma ki hain aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha Last edited by zAk; 10-05-2005 at 10:13 AM.

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zAk Administrator Status: Offline Posts: 20,487 Reputation: 52996 Rep Power: 110 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Urdu Jokes - 10-05-2005 thread split ! Plz post urdu stuff here in this section

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Sanobar ....:) Status: Offline Posts: 2,338 Reputation: 5842 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: !nD!a- hyderabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Urdu Jokes - 10-10-2005 salaam, i have herd this joke b4.....pretyy funy ..!lol ma'salamah __________________ Please Don't Forget the Plight of Muslims in your Dua's "And Seek (Allah's) help with Sabr (patience) and Salat (prayers): it is indeed hard, except to those who are humble" (Qur'an Al-Baqara 2:45)

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,073 Reputation: 5092 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Urdu Jokes - 10-10-2005 hehehehe gud 1...... ok i got dis lil funny poem fingy: tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya.... tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya.... ke paagalor ki stock mein neya maal aya ;) __________________

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halupalu Member Status: Offline Posts: 29 Reputation: 21 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Urdu Jokes - 10-10-2005 Lol Dat Wa Funny

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Al-Mu'minah LI Kindest Status: Offline Posts: 5,165 Reputation: 22526 Rep Power: 57 Join Date: Jan 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Urdu Jokes - 10-10-2005 Danish you understand Urdu?? Masha Allah! __________________

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Intifada Limited Member Status: Offline Posts: 15 Reputation: 12 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Aug 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Urdu Jokes - 10-10-2005 that was fuuny so funny that made my stomche laugh lol

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Idris Count you blessings Status: Offline Posts: 306 Reputation: 392 Rep Power: 20 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Urdu Jokes - 10-11-2005 How abt u translate the joke into english or is too hard ;)