xmas joke

nafy · 06:44 PM

salaamz
i jus got dis joke....unless u know urdu u wont understand it
sorry if i put dis in da rong section....wasnt 2 sure

ok here goes:

A pakistani woman is walking along the streets on christmas day when she trips over and falls 2 the gound.....as she is gettin up....she says.....

'haiiii meri kismath'

An english man walking by helps her up and in a cheerful tone says...

'and a very merry christmas 2 u aswell!!'

lol der u go.... yeh its not dat funny.....but ah well ;)

take care
w/salaamz :loving:

sapphire · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

llllllllooooooooolo!!!!!!!!!i was going to say tut tut not christmas againnnnnnn on this forum..lol.....but that was funny.....

nafy · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

lolz innit....hahahhahaha ;)

- Qatada - · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

masha Allaah.. thats really funny. i'll move it to the urdu section, if thats okay?

warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

Salema · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

lol..thnxs 4 shring..

nafy · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

salaamz
thats fyn by me bro

thnx 4 lettin me know

;)
take care
w/salaamz

Aziz · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

making fun of other religions is dicouraged ,right?

nafy · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

its not making fun of other religions

- Qatada - · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

Salaam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

its not making fun of any religion - its just the way she said a word in urdu/punjabi that when pronounced - sounds like 'christmas'. so its not offensive to the christians anyway.

wa Allaahu a'lam.

wa Salaam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

nafy · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

yeh thnx bro......seriously its jus a joke!!!

**'Aisha** · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

can ya translate it in english plzz
i wanna laugh

Scents of Jannah · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nafz sis thats very funnyyyy love it

I'm paki and I dont find it offensive Abrar bro

Scents of Jannah · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovly_lady

can ya translate it in english plzz
i wanna laugh

lol awww sis here I'll translate it

A Pakistani woman walking down the road trips and says, "Hayeeee meri kismat." Meaning= "Ohhhh my fate."

An english guy walking past helps her up and replies "Mery Christmas" back to her, cuz he thinks she said "Hiiiiiiiiii merry (meri) Christmas (kismat) lololol

nafy · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovly_lady

can ya translate it in english plzz
i wanna laugh

lol sis it wont sound funny but wat it is dat da woman says is 'oh my fate'
u know cus she fell ova so shes lyk sighing at her ill fate yeh....
but wat she says in urdu the english man heard it as 'merry xmas' because thats wat it sounds lyk lol

yeh see it aint dat funny unless u know urdu

:loving:

nafy · **Re: xmas joke -** 12-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nadia Waheed

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nafz sis thats very funnyyyy love it

I'm paki and I dont find it offensive Abrar bro

lol jazakallah sis

;)
yeh i hope i havent sed n e fin bad

sorry bro Abrar if i did

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,073 Reputation: 5092 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	xmas joke - 12-24-2005 salaamz i jus got dis joke....unless u know urdu u wont understand it sorry if i put dis in da rong section....wasnt 2 sure ok here goes: A pakistani woman is walking along the streets on christmas day when she trips over and falls 2 the gound.....as she is gettin up....she says..... 'haiiii meri kismath' An english man walking by helps her up and in a cheerful tone says... 'and a very merry christmas 2 u aswell!!' lol der u go.... yeh its not dat funny.....but ah well ;) take care w/salaamz :loving: __________________ Last edited by nafy; 12-24-2005 at 06:44 PM.

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sapphire LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,258 Reputation: 9543 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: xmas joke - 12-24-2005 llllllllooooooooolo!!!!!!!!!i was going to say tut tut not christmas againnnnnnn on this forum..lol.....but that was funny..... __________________

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,073 Reputation: 5092 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: xmas joke - 12-24-2005 its not making fun of other religions __________________

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,073 Reputation: 5092 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: xmas joke - 12-24-2005 yeh thnx bro......seriously its jus a joke!!! __________________

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