I've been thinking,... and i think i've come to realise HOW they came to the conclusion that Coke contains the same bacteria as the bacteria inside the stomach of a Pig..

...Pigs can eat an entire human body within a week. I mean Flesh, internals, bones,.. the whole lot. And they'll also disgest it as if they ate a lettuce.

Now on the other hand, if you put a BONE in a glass of coke, it will start to 'fade' away, it will deterioate slowly, it will be 'eaten away' in other words.

So, in other words, the BACTERIA is the same as the 1 insie of a pigs stomach! Omg!



Anyway,.. i am too bored at 6.32am...

That is a valid reason to drink more coke.

Stop and think if you drink enough coke you would be able to eat hard boiled eggs without peeling, shelling them. You would not have to worry about fish bones any more either. Another plus, by drinking enough coke you could get your daily iron requirement just by swallowing a few nails.

the wonderful values of coke. imagine being able to cut down on your food bill by being able to eat sand, rocks and rusty car parts, if you drink enough coke.

Buy more coke, reduce your food bill, plus it also works for cleaning paint brushes, cleaning toilet bowls and provides jobs for dentists.

Ew!!! I expect my coke to be a 100% sterile, thanks!

whoa!!! is it for real?

About as real as any propaganda nonsense. But, it actually does clean toilet bowls.

I am not certain about all paint brushes with all paints but back in my art days I used it to clean my brushs I used for egg tempera painting.

I do not reccommend using it for any of the other purposes I mentioned in my "rumor"

salams

while reading the bro zubairs first thread..i wished there was a halal way to do a HI5..

bro..you have captured my thoughts exactly...when people tell me that doritos and smiths are haram..i feel like eating more and more of them...im sick of "...the packet doesnt say it..bt trust me..it has blah in it..they just dont have to write it coz its less than 2%"

i have a few stories to tell:

1) i live in a system religious boarding houses..u are randomly allocated to houses filled with girls u dont agree with. its annoying..bt for Allahs sake..its cool.

one day, i came home..i opened the oven and found a plate of apples. i laughed and said "ok..i know u girls are weird..bt why are the apples in the oven" (the oven wasnt turned on).

the rest of the dialogue went a lil like this:

-"oh sevgi dont you dare eat them!!"
-"why man..?"
-"aparently they glaze apples with pork fat so they shine more...and these ones tasted a lil weird"
-"oh!..ok...i understand.."

(after a lot of irrational argumentation)

(sevgi starts eating apple)



2.my second story makes me angry.

one of the girls i live with....sweet girl...boycotts anything jewish..

i think thats stupid..bt anyways...we live in the west...run away as much as you can...lol..we went to a eat in restaurant thing...she didnt want coke or lemonade..so ordered a mount franklin...i couldnt hold back the laughs.

on a more serious note...:

she doesnt use the washing powder we buy..i dnt care if OMO is jewish..its bloody good! well, anyways..she buys her own stuff..and so doesnt always have an ample supply...so cant always wash her clothes...

now tell me..whats better...ur feet stinking coz u wear socks all day everyday...and cant wash em regularly...and having a pile of dirty clothes in ur room...or smelling like a jewish product??? mate..one of them is against islam..guess which one..

furthermore..we went on a camp with these girls..and this particular jew product boycotting girl didnt eat a thing coz aparantly all we bought was jewish stuff...can we help it? dude..if its halal..im buying it...anyways..

she got so sick..excuse me but, forget not being able to do no. 2 in the toilet..she couldnt do no. 1...she was in pain etc...and my frend who is a nurse grabbed her..chucked her in the toilet and said try ur best or im gna shove food down ur throat...and my boycotting frend started lying...saying "i did it i swear.." and my nurse frend was like "dnt flush im gna check!" (shes a nurse..she sees a lot) and my other frend didnt let..she was lying...and then we had to call the doctor..and the doctor said..."she has to eat.."



ok..now that ive told u those stories...people..theres no need to be obsessive..its good to be weary..but...i mean..whats worse...not eating jewish stuff...or harming ur body and lying??

yes..people like this exist..everywhere...i think its stupid.

and by the by,,

israf is haraam...why waste all the nutritionous car parts when u can eat it all up..nom nom..

iron deficiency??? not anymore...:P

Muslims in America have no choice really, do they? Regardless of what products they boycott, at the end of the year they still have to pay Tax. And where does the tax money end up?

Exactly.

True.

Also there is another thing over looked. In todays world of giant international corporations and products being manufactured from either imported products or shipped by foreign vessels/aircraft etc. Unless you live in an Islamic country, buy products that are completly produced within your country and pay no taxes to anybody, some of the money you spend will be going to a non-Islamic or haram purpose.

No matter where you live, any product you use can be traced to having come from a source outside your country, either the entire product or components used to make it.

Even a simple loaf of bread made in your own house by your own mother or wife or yourself.
Where did the wheat used to make the flour come from?
Nearly all of the wheat grown in the world comes from either the USA or Canada, a large portion of the rest comes from Russia.

You eat rice I assume, how many rice patties are in your country, where did the rice come from? What company owned the ship it came to your country on?

How about the car you ride in, the typical automobile is made of components from over 100 different countries.

A person could go crazy if they listen to all of the propaganda and believed it.

We do need to be cautious, but at the same time we must follow reason and be certain we are not deliberatly doing any haram action ourselves.

this is now the FOURTH time i have attempted to read this post and i stopped half way through!

broooo plz be short and concise !!!!!



buut, yeah rumours needs to be stopped !! (i think thats what your saying)

tsk tsk..

you have become lazy...

and ur telling others to follow suit...

tsk tsk...

read some of the other posts and u'll catch the drift inshallah...

Coke is not as acidic as most people think. The stomach acid that is inside our bodies all the time is much stronger, in fact we get heartburn if it leaves the stomach.

Yes cola is a most useful cleaning agent

Anything for you bro!

"Coke is not haram, and those that claim that it contains such and such things are sheep who follow a crowd of people who continue to chant "Haram haram haram" because they are trying to form a 'unity' between the muslims over petty lies"

Hows that? ha ha..

*reads first post*

AH!