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'Abd-al Latif
04-07-2008, 03:17 PM
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless)
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
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Huma*
04-07-2008, 03:23 PM
:sl:
LOL... Interesting :D
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nadia85
04-07-2008, 03:42 PM
lol thanxs for posting
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04-07-2008, 03:48 PM
:salamext:
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
Dont mess with the law! TOO RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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aamirsaab
04-07-2008, 04:17 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
IbnMuhammad
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
That has to be the funniest expression I have heard all day.
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Pretty cool :D
format_quote Originally Posted by
IbnMuhammad
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
I don't get it, what the heck is she on about?
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Mikayeel
04-07-2008, 04:38 PM
:sl:
Looool, that was well funny!
Thanks for sharing
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x-madiha-x
04-07-2008, 04:58 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
IbnMuhammad
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless)
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
loool...haha who looks like trucks hahaha!?..thats funny!
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Admin
04-07-2008, 04:59 PM
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty,
even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
Funniest! :D
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
So wise :uuh:
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other.
Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
lol!
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
04-07-2008, 05:00 PM
LoL funnnnaaayyy! =]
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Souljette
04-07-2008, 06:23 PM
hahhaahahha lol..evn if she luks like a truckkk lolll
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FatimaAsSideqah
04-07-2008, 06:28 PM
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
:rollseyes
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
:thumbs_up
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
:thumbs_up Sensible!
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sabah
04-07-2008, 07:02 PM
[quote=IbnMuhammad;924826]HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless)
oml me and anita are on the same page, the difference is im ABIT older :rollseyes.
Nice thread!
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aadil77
04-07-2008, 10:18 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
IbnMuhammad
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
Lol!:D thats a killer,
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Na7lah
04-07-2008, 10:48 PM
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
so true :p
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Ll- TaHiRa
04-07-2008, 10:48 PM
hhahahahahaah LoOl.. da was funny
hilarious " even is she looks like a truck "
:D
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snakelegs
04-07-2008, 11:03 PM
kids are so much smarter than adults! ;D
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Strzelecki
06-09-2009, 09:03 AM
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
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Rebel
06-09-2009, 09:19 AM
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
lol ;D
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Ummu Sufyaan
06-09-2009, 09:19 AM
:sl:
these are cute, but in all honesty can be quite disturbing coming from kids...
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Strzelecki
06-09-2009, 10:57 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Umm ul-Shaheed
:sl:
these are cute, but in all honesty can be quite disturbing coming from kids...
Insha'Allah. As they grow so too will their understanding.
:)
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Bint-Al-Islam
06-13-2009, 05:03 AM
Lolz some of this kids answers made me laugh..
Thanx 4 sharing it :)
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s3ns3l3ss p3ace
06-16-2009, 11:10 PM
:D LoL
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Yanal
06-16-2009, 11:25 PM
Lol!
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AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu
Wow!! That is really funny!!! :D
FiAmaaniAllah
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Beardo
06-17-2009, 01:14 AM
This article has been the most beneficial thread to me out of all the thousands of threads on LI. I'll be sure to keep this in mind when searching for a potential spouse.
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☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆
06-17-2009, 01:39 AM
Salaamu Alaikum WaRahmatullahi WaBarakatuh...
Subhan'Allah! wise kids with interesting views, but few needs to be corrected insha'Allah..
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CupidMuslim
06-17-2009, 12:33 PM
Mashallah, Interesting!!
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format_quote Originally Posted by
Ali.
Pretty cool :D
I don't get it, what the heck is she on about?
I don't get it either?!!
But those kids surely know what they're talking about!!
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i enjoyed it!! so fun!
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Ansariyah
06-23-2009, 01:08 PM
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
LoL..'stuck wit'
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PeaceSeeker
06-23-2009, 01:47 PM
wallahi it was really fun going through the writings!
JazakAllahu khairan for sharing :)
but from where did u collect it? I think you should have referred the source.
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Fטлку
09-23-2009, 03:48 PM
The replies were so funny! xD
I liked this one
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
I found this cute :p-----
In a survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love.
♥ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
♥ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
♥ "Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings."
♥ "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
♥ "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
♥ "Love is if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the cafeteria. That means you're in love. Otherwise, you can sit across from each other and be okay."
♥ "Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redbird."
♥ "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
♥ "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."
♥ "You can break love, but it won't die."
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Cabdullahi
09-23-2009, 04:04 PM
1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
__________________
this guy is a genius!
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Ummu Sufyaan
09-24-2009, 07:33 AM
:sl:
♥ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
they make it sound like they're cats or something :mmokay:
♥ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
i beg to differ :x
♥ "Love is if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the cafeteria. That means you're in love. Otherwise, you can sit across from each other and be okay."
but what if they love each other so much that they're too embarrassed to show it in public.
♥ "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
ahhh you are so innocent.:hiding:
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Fטлку
09-24-2009, 07:40 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Umm ul-Shaheed
:sl:
they make it sound like they're cats or something :mmokay:
Dogs actually xD
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Amanda
09-26-2009, 02:50 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
'Abd-al Latif
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
This is definitely my favourite!
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abdussattar
05-31-2011, 07:42 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
'abd-al latif
you got to be a fool to get
married.
Smart guy.....
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Riana17
05-31-2011, 07:59 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
'Abd-al Latif
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10
;D;D;D
Altho I am not truck my husband never lied about my looks
weeeh & i like it
I dont need sweet lies
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
06-07-2011, 04:44 PM
Assalaamu Alaaykum
format_quote Originally Posted by
'Abd-al Latif
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
lol @ Stuck :-\
format_quote Originally Posted by
'Abd-al Latif
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
that was funny :-\
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Sumaiya54
03-21-2012, 08:00 PM
Too funny ;D
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GodIsAll
03-21-2012, 08:48 PM
Simple:
God conscienceness.
Who has Allah placed in your path? Who would you call a true friend? Who would you love, not considering his/her net worth? Who would you still love if they were horribly disfigured? Who is a great life partner? Who loves and respects you for who you REALLY are, faults included? Who's SOUL do you love?
In short, whether or not she looks like a truck is irrelevant!
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'Abd-al Latif
03-23-2012, 12:58 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
GodIsAll
Simple:
God conscienceness.
Who has Allah placed in your path? Who would you call a true friend? Who would you love, not considering his/her net worth? Who would you still love if they were horribly disfigured? Who is a great life partner? Who loves and respects you for who you REALLY are, faults included? Who's SOUL do you love?
In short, whether or not she looks like a truck is irrelevant!
So in other words, you
would tell her she looks pretty when she looks like a truck?
:D
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Periwinkle18
03-23-2012, 03:09 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
'Abd-al Latif
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
lol this kid loves sports :P
format_quote Originally Posted by
'Abd-al Latif
(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless)
haha yup they're lazy even a 9 yr old knows tht :P
format_quote Originally Posted by
'Abd-al Latif
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
lol ;D
format_quote Originally Posted by
'Abd-al Latif
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
WOW
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GodIsAll
03-23-2012, 03:20 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
'Abd-al Latif
So in other words, you would tell her she looks pretty when she looks like a truck?
ONLY if she asked first!
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~Zaria~
03-23-2012, 03:37 PM
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
--> Read Istikhara (the guidance prayer)..........[Written by Allah] ; )
:wa:
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'Abd-al Latif
03-23-2012, 06:15 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
GodIsAll
ONLY if she asked first!
Well duh! lol. Nobody willingly walks into that trap. ;D
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Bint-e-Adam
10-01-2012, 12:42 PM
Lol... that's funny. small kids sweet thinking
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