Lets make an excuse...., really fun game!

[ammara]

Okay we all know we should make 70, (endless) excuses for muslims who we think may be sinning,

so this is how the game works, i give you a scenario and you give me an excuse of what else it could of been, when we've come up with a few excuses for the person we move on to the next scenario.

An example....'You're driving past a pub, and you see a muslim brother you know walking in'...

One excuse could be...he needed to use the loo real bad, and the only place he could of gone into was the pub lol.

Any more excuses?

[Al-Zaara]

Umm... Weird game. I'll give it a try...

"He went to drag out another Muslim brother whom he saw there? :p"

['Abd al-Baari]

:sl:

Intersting game...

"He went in to ask for directions.." :?

:w:

[Souljette]

lolllzz

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[Al-Zaara]

Nobody wants to continue giving excuses? :X

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:salamext:

He wanted a drink of water, and there was only the pub there, no other shops.

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

Masha'Allah, this is actually a good game, can beneficial

Mine: he went in to give da'wah :p:D

:sl:

['Abd al-Baari]

:sl:

He saw someone drop a wallet/purse outside and went in to return it..

:w:

[Al-Zaara]

"He was hiding from his mother-in-law or wife because he was tired of the ranting at home... imsad"

[truemuslim]

he went to tak a drink... ok am juss messin... hope i dont get banned now...


anyway .
hmm

he went to stop someone from holding a hostage?

[*~Sofia~*]

Salam,

I love brother Ibn Al Aqwa's excuse :D :thumbs_up

I can't really think of any excuses at the mo, some people have already said the ones I was going to.. :X

I'll just wait patiently for the next scenario :D

:w:

[truemuslim]

u see a sis wit hijab in her hand in public...


excuse??

[*~Sofia~*]

^ a bee somehow managed to get into her hijab, and she had to quickly take it off before it stung her :giggling:

[FatimaAsSideqah]

the sister took her hijaab off in the public place, because the day is too heat for her.

[TrueStranger]

:sl:

She was walking down the street quietly, when all the sudden she felt a huge “splaaaaash”. I can’t believe that old lady poured water on her.:enough!:

[ammara]

:sl:

She was walking down the street quietly, when all the sudden she felt a huge “splaaaaash”. I can’t believe that old lady poured water on her.:enough!:

lool, i dont know what to replie to that, so lets change it to u saw a brother talking to a hijabi, laughing...

Ok if they are both hijabed, then i assume the sister is lost maybe and goes to the brother to ask dircetions and he tells her he's not from that area either, and they start laughing

[whisperofislam]

They are mahram and were laughing about some childhood times (like brother sister really!)

[Eric H]

Hi truemuslim;

u see a sis wit hijab in her hand in public...

It stands to reason she was wearing her best hijab and taking her spare one to the cleaners.

take care

Eric

[Ali.]

Hi truemuslim;


It stands to reason she was wearing her best hijab and taking her spare one to the cleaners.

take care

Eric

Haha that's a great one.

Who said she wasn't wearing a hijab anyway? ;D

[whisperofislam]

whoops! I thought we had changed scenarios :-[

I like the last one there though!.. She could be wearing one, so true!

[------]

:salamext:

u saw a brother talking to a hijabi, laughing...

They are husband and wife.

[------]

:salamext:

Next scenario:
You see a brother/sister listening to an mp3 player.

[Snowflake]

the bro had informed her that a pigeon had just pooped on her hijab lol

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:salamext:

Next scenario:
You see a brother/sister listening to an mp3 player.

they listening to Quran/Nasheeds.
its not an mp3 player, he just thinks those earphones look cool !!
its not really on, he just wants to use the earplugs to block out sound.
he turns it on wheneva people talk evil stuff




next scenario:

you see a bearded bro eat burger king

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:salamext:

^ It might be McDonalds fish fillet in a Burger King bag
He might have brought it from home, and the bag was Burger King
There are no other shops available there.

Next:
You see a brother dissing someone in public

[IbnAbdulHakim]

You see a brother dissing someone in public


his not dissing him, his just talking really loudly
his talking in code
they're rehearsing a play


next:

you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile

[Nájlá]

she might know me

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ your suppose to do the opposite gender

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

u lot are moving to quick man...give at least time for some replies on the other ones lol...

i cant think of IbnAbdulHakim's though, not even my sister would do that to me :muddlehea

errr...she had some dust in one eye? and she smiled coz its sunnah :shade:

[Al-Zaara]

Don't move so fast, let a scenario last for at least a day or two.

[------]

:salamext:

^ Yes mum :D

[crayon]

u lot are moving to quick man...give at least time for some replies on the other ones lol...

i cant think of IbnAbdulHakim's though, not even my sister would do that to me :muddlehea

errr...she had some dust in one eye? and she smiled coz its sunnah :shade:

Haha, touche'!

[truemuslim]

yeh seriously. toooo fast. i had som good ones.

hmmm...
you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile
sis: she's not winking at u, at the person next to u...her ..bro?
bro: he's ur bro?

hehe

[IbnAbdulHakim]

if a sister winked at me - yeh she got somethin in her eye, she winkin at another sister behind me, she got a nervoud twitch, she tryin to scare me



if she smiled - shes excersizing her cheek muscles, its a reaction to the twitch!

[Al-Zaara]

:salamext:

^ Yes mum :D

LOL :-[

you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile

Brother: He confused me with his wife because he didn't have his glasses on, silly. :X

Sister: She thought I was a friend she hasn't seen in a while!

[Amat Allah]

next:

you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile

he was not winking at me. pooooor Guy, it was a windy weather and a little tiny stone entered in his left eye.....

[truemuslim]

he was not winking at me. pooooor Guy, it was a windy weather and a little tiny stone entered in his left eye.....

ok

you were at the store and you saw a hijaabi sister/bearded bro swinging his tongue at you

:okay:

ew how can u swing ur tongue on someone? :omg:

lol
he drank something sick so u happened to be in the same direction he was facing and the first person he saw

[BintAmjad]

:sl:

Oooh let me see... a 'dog' sum how managed to tear it off her head lol :D

oh btw that last one woz for the scenario where the girls got her hijaab in her hand

[teen-omar]

sallam
huh? what u mean swing his tongue at u?
could u explain further so we all understand :p
wassalam

[BintAmjad]

you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile

You've both just overheard someone saying something really really dopey :D

[Snowflake]

sallam
huh? what u mean swing his tongue at u?
could u explain further so we all understand :p
wassalam

if it means a bro/sis looked at you and licked their lips then ok, otherwise a rediculous scenario to think of :hmm:

[Amat Allah]

Asalamo Alikom

I am realy realy soo sorry , I ruined your game .

please just forget about my stupid post and have fun....

I am sorry again...

Jazakom Allah the paradise

Ameeeeeeeeen

[truemuslim]

Asalamo Alikom

I am realy realy soo sorry , I ruined your game .

please just forget about my stupid post and have fun....

I am sorry again...

Jazakom Allah the paradise

Ameeeeeeeeen

aw no sis u didnt mess it up, we just didnt understand completely.
Keep playing. PLease?

[SouLda_Gal]

loooooolz sucha kool game :)

well emmm she saw jack straw crying lol

[SouLda_Gal]

loooooolz sucha kool game :)

well emmm she saw jack straw crying lol

soz replied 4 da wrong one... diz was meant 2 be 4 a gal wid hijab in her hand

[Abdul-Raouf]

Q : Why didnt you sleep yesterday?


Excuse :
I was searching throughout the night..
for the roof....
but i could find only stars in the sky. :(

[Ummu Sufyaan]

:sl:

you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile

there're ignorant...they mistook you for someone else...

seriously if some guy done that to me, id be pretty shocked and wouldnt know what else to think...id be :mad::hiding:

[Amat Allah]

you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile

he wasn`t winking at me but at my friend ,they are newlyweds...

[Ali.]

OK new scenario :D

Scenario

You see about 5 Muslim brothers walking down a street full of terraced houses carrying crates full of wine and looking suspiciously excited/looking forward to something.

[truemuslim]

OK new scenario :D

Scenario

You see about 5 Muslim brothers walking down a street full of terraced houses carrying crates full of wine and looking suspiciously excited/looking forward to something.

they're cleaning up the ghetto streets, and they get a great reward after

lol nice scenerio.

[Cabdullahi]

They were five pious brother who confiscated the wine crates from another lost brother who is an alcoholic

[BintAmjad]

:sl:

They were carrying crates full of non alcoholic drinks that look similar to bottles of wine - they're quite common these days lol

:w:

[truemuslim]

:sl:

They were carrying crates full of non alcoholic drinks that look similar to bottles of wine - they're quite common these days lol

:w:

hehe good one.
yehh theres these cocktail bottles that look like them.

so how long till the next scenerio?

[barney]

They are recycling the kuffars bottles in a eco-freindly, world saving way, transforming sin into something good!

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


you see some practising bro's going into college with a crowbar :p

[piXie]

:salamext:


you see some practising bro's going into college with a crowbar :p

:wasalamex

whats a crowbar?

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crowbar_(tool)


its just a tool, but alot of guys like to use it as a weapon in street fights..

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

lol!

A crowbar is one of these

I got an excuse lol, Someone had accidently locked the door to the prayer room, and it had no windows, and they had no spare key.

So they were going to bash the place open, coz they didnt want to miss Dhohr!

:w: :shade:

[Pk_#2]

:salamext:


you see some practising bro's going into college with a crowbar :p

MashaAllah Ibn Adam, nice game.

[Ali.]

I got an excuse lol, Someone had accidently locked the door to the prayer room, and it had no windows, and they had no spare key.

So they were going to bash the place open, coz they didnt want to miss Dhohr!

:w: :shade:

HAHA!

[Eric H]

Greetings and peace be with you Qatada;

:salamext:


you see some practising bro's going into college with a crowbar :p

I simply think they walked through the open doors in the college and took the crowbar to their engineering class. It stands to reason they were very good brothers; and would not do anything wrong.

Take care

Eric.

[- Qatada -]

lol you're funny :)



someone should start a new one..

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

Next Scenario:

You find some bros (about 5), all surrounding another bro (1), looking as if they are about to beat him up.

i cant think of one :ooh:

:w:

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


just then they all jump... and give him a BIG HUGGY :D

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

looooool!

Masha'Allaah, top one bro......


they all jump, and beat hit up, :ooh:

jokes,

i still cant think of one :-\

[chacha_jalebi]

theyy surround him from all corners and protect him the upcomin storm :embarrass

[barney]

They are playing "Ring a roses", (english playground game where you form a circle and dance around each other"

[-Elle-]

^^^ahahahaha!

Ok,If I may add the next scenario:

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.


I have an answer to my own scenario,but we'll see what you guys come up with first:D

[Woodrow]

^^^ahahahaha!

Ok,If I may add the next scenario:

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.


I have an answer to my own scenario,but we'll see what you guys come up with first:D

The man is a mime and was warning the woman that a scorpion was crawling up her back. She realized what he was trying to tell her and she screamed.

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:salamext:

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.

How would u see the panicked look if the woman is veiled lol

It's her husband who she thought passed away, but he's come back because he wasnt really dead, and she's scared to see him :p

I need to stop seeing indian dramas :-\

[Snowflake]

How would u see the panicked look if the woman is veiled lol

lololol :P

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.

Ermmm.. he was hungry and trying to pinch her snickers bar lol :-\

[barney]

^^^ahahahaha!

Ok,If I may add the next scenario:

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.


I have an answer to my own scenario,but we'll see what you guys come up with first:D

They are taking part as actors in a 1920's silent movie and she is about to be tied to a train track.

[truemuslim]

^ LOOL

omg lol this thread is sooo hilarius now! LOOL

hm ... he is her daddy/bro/husband who just pulled a prank on her?

[Eric H]

Hi houda~;

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.

Its her time of the month, and just to make things worse the guy has just won the argument :D He was simply trying to calm her down in an evil snickering way, the same as anyone does when they have just won.:D:D:D

[جوري]

^^^ahahahaha!

Ok,If I may add the next scenario:

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.


I have an answer to my own scenario,but we'll see what you guys come up with first:D

He is saint Saint Olav's meanest ventriloquist, he threw his voice to get her attention, when she realized that feminine scream was supposed to have come from her, she became panic sticken, he saw her take out her stun gun to zap him and he tried to calm her down before he got 5000 volts to his eye socket..
:w:

[Mikayeel]

^^^ahahahaha!

Ok,If I may add the next scenario:

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.


I have an answer to my own scenario,but we'll see what you guys come up with first:D

He was tryin 2 chat her up, only 2 find out that she is an pakistani wit da second largest family in uk, nd shes screamin 4 her cuzins. That poor guy has no clue hes getin into a civil war!! Run boi run, let the veiled women scream!

[truemuslim]

He was tryin 2 chat her up, only 2 find out that she is an pakistani wit da second largest family in uk, nd shes screamin 4 her cuzins. That poor guy has no clue hes getin into a civil war!! Run boi run, let the veiled women scream!

i only got that the second time i read it but LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !

[------]

:salamext:

Someone give next scenario...

[Snowflake]

in a bus stop queue you see a sis/bro putting their hand into the pocket of the person infront of them....

[-Elle-]

LOL!Oh wow you guys are so creative;each and every one of the responses made me laugh, :D

Ok,answer to Muslimah_Sis's scenario:

The bro/sis wasn't actually trying to put his hand in the person's pocket;rather,he saw a big hairy spider crawling up the person's leg(near the pocket) and wanted to remove it without telling the person as to not frighten them.

Is that good:)?

lol

[Mikayeel]

ye man, very classical! sister houda

My turn now.

The sister/brother, had no change for 10 pound. She felt shy to ask the person in front of her. So she decided to go in his pocket nd feel if he got change or not! (Its a form of politeness) Its easy to do, u can change ur money without bothering the person!

:w:

[BintAmjad]

:sl:

The person wasn't really tryin to steal money at all merely looking at a design on their pocket that had caught their eye...

:w:

[Ali.]

in a bus stop queue you see a sis/bro putting their hand into the pocket of the person infront of them....

What pocket? There was a mosquito about to sting him/her near the waist, (s)he was merely 'shooing' it away.

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


they were non mahram and they thought they were clever and could get away with a handshake (through a material pocket as a barrier) - little did they know that this wasn't allowed either.. lol

[S_87]

she was blind and thought her dad was infront of her

[truemuslim]

They were not tryna steal silly!
they were....umm...tryna tap that person to tell them to do something islamic...
so they can do small deeds.. lol. im horrible at this!
:)
:w:

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


ok so u see someone jumping up and down while waving their hands in the air.. while, they've got headphones on.

[Ali.]

:salamext:


ok so u see someone jumping up and down while waving their hands in the air.. while, they've got headphones on.

They're listening to a fitness track with no music, just voices.

Now, jump calmly to the left, followed by 10 quadracep stretches

[truemuslim]

:salamext:


ok so u see someone jumping up and down while waving their hands in the air.. while, they've got headphones on.

theyr dancing silly! jk


lol me listenin to my ipod (QURAN) and shootin hoops... ok im kiddin

this someone is waving at someone far hoping they will see them and they happened to have alfurqan ipod and lissenin to quran at that moment.

[S_87]

they have a spider in their ear thats tickling them so they are jumping

[truemuslim]

They're listening to a fitness track with no music, just voices.

Now, jump calmly to the left, followed by 10 quadracep stretches

LOOOOOOOOL!!


seriously we need that yahoo im smiley, the one where the smiley is on the floor hittin the floor and rolling from laughter lol

[DaNgErOuS MiNdS]

The bro thought it was his pocket...

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:salamext:

Someone give next scenario inshaaAllaah....

[Ali.]

:salamext:

Someone give next scenario inshaaAllaah....

Why don't you, sis'? :)

[SouLda_Gal]

hahahhah nexxxxxxttttttttt plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hahhaha loooooolzzzzzzzzzzzz
haha im buzzin sowie lol

next scenario (hw eva yu spell it) plz :) hehehhe hahaha

[Amat Allah]

Bism Allah

you saw a sis/bro runing in the middle of the street holding a big butcher knife :skeleton:

[truemuslim]

^ LOool

he/she (am pretty sure its a he *wink*) is a butcher and the sheep has just ran away from him....hmm..funny...i saw this same scenorio in yemen..lol

[Amat Allah]

:giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling: :giggling::giggling::giggling:

now I am imagining ....astagfor Allah hehehehehehehehehe:omg:

[------]

Bism Allah

you saw a sis/bro runing in the middle of the street holding a big butcher knife :skeleton:

:salamext:

They brought one from a shop and are running because they are late to slaughter the animal for Eid :D

[DaNgErOuS MiNdS]

Bism Allah

you saw a sis/bro runing in the middle of the street holding a big butcher knife :skeleton:

Excuse 1: The bro spotted the butcher who he borrowed the knife of and as it so happened he had the knife on him so he decided to chase him down the road and return it to him.

Excuse 2: The sister wanted to teach her friends a lesson of what not do whilst holding a butchers knife.

[Amat Allah]

:giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling: :giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling: :giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling:

O Allah What are you trying to do to me :giggling:

realy great and sidesplitting Excuses ....

may Allah reward you with paradise...

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen :statisfie

[Mysterious Uk]

Bism Allah

you saw a sis/bro runing in the middle of the street holding a big butcher knife :skeleton:

1) It is made of plastic and he/she is running to catch up with lil cousins it belongs to.

2) Running to cut the seatbelt off a women who is stuck in her car; it could explode any minute

[Amat Allah]

Ok

a new one:

a sis/bro holding a little boy arm coverd with blood and looking sooo mad..

[جوري]

Bism Allah

you saw a sis/bro runing in the middle of the street holding a big butcher knife :skeleton:

that would probably be me going after the neck of the guy who towed my truck today for charging me an obscene amount of money, or going after triple AAA for refusing me service, or the car shop for not being forth coming or my own head for my throbbing headache.. or the people at work because everyone thinks their problems are so much bigger and take precedent when you need a few hours off, or for the manufacturer of my clothes for having swept the streets back home with my hems on a bloody rainy day...

no need for excuses, it is perfectly justified after having a perfectly crappy day..

:w:

[Güven]

He was celebrating halloween

[truemuslim]

a sis/bro holding a little boy arm coverd with blood and looking sooo mad..

the americans have just bombed the city and the guy holding the kid full of blood is mad at dem. :D

[Snowflake]

you saw a sis/bro runing in the middle of the street holding a big butcher knife

someone's tied an old lady to a tree and they're going to cut the washing line with it ;D

[DaNgErOuS MiNdS]

Ok

a new one:

a sis/bro holding a little boy arm coverd with blood and looking sooo mad..

The little boy just spilt tomato ketchup all over his arm accidently and his mom wasnt to pleased.





The kid's dad was bringing his kid back from Dr Gupta's flu jab

[Amat Allah]

:giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling: :giggling::giggling::giggling:

[SouLda_Gal]

Ok

a new one:

a sis/bro holding a little boy arm coverd with blood and looking sooo mad..

bro/sis was waving goodbye to bush with the blooded arm :P... and he was sooo mad koz emmm he was already mad as he saw bush lol hahah cudnt tink ov sumit lol