Three Word Story

[al Amaanah]

room for a

[truemuslim]

nice long bath

(lool wow u people still online! yayyy yesterday i hadto be the only one online...u kno how scary that is! lool so i logged off..anyway am back! )

LOL

[al Amaanah]

then he went

[truemuslim]

rolling in the

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[Amat Allah]

please my dear sisters and brothers stop writing his name now we are taking his saiaat and he is taking our hasanat then who is the winer??

please everyone replace his name with something else please for your own good in the hereafter...

sorry I ruined your game but I care about you and I love you too..

may Allah guide us all to the right path

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[al Amaanah]

i dont know what ure talking about, but im not talking about a certain person? just imagination anyways jazaki Allahu khair

[truemuslim]

Mud which is...

(lol, i fink she talkin bout bush.)

[Güven]

About to wave

( About Bush The Alien??? Just kiddin just kiddin, Its just a game Sis we are not actualy Realy Offending him just a Game :D)

[truemuslim]

into a mouth

(loooool @ bush alien hehahahahaha loool... she juss so nice she cant take bad things , i fink she an angel :) )

[Güven]

Full with People

( She is nice Thats Good Mashallah :) )

[truemuslim]

that have big

(yeh. lol i fink we forgot wut we sayin in da story..ima bout to combine it.)

[Güven]

nice and warm

( Thanks Sis BTW what happened to Blind typing :D)

[truemuslim]

red hair with

(lol i cant find the last combining post!!!! i dunno i gess u ppl stopped postin on that...lets go back!)

[Güven]

a beautifull smile

( I think Its been deleted)

[truemuslim]

that kills people

(nevermind i found it ...page 22...ok i brb then i do inshallah coz my brother wants food :rolleyes:)

[Güven]

With tremendous anger

ok

[truemuslim]

They took a Hammer and banged a burning rat till it turned exploded in air And caused damage To their head and their fingers became offensively malodorous and well wiffy It became clear that rats don't want to die need to shower And then they scrubbed vigorously and bring a cannon and opened fire blasted the pygmy with a sponge then the circus then the whitehouse walked off to join the circus a clown step out And punched them in the beard and in a split-second they were clad in clown so they went out of the moon in to a giant pot with crunched grapefruit onion and garlic and cow eyes and donkey ears covered with honey And sticky Jam mixed with marshmallow and some snickers an alien took the pot and sold the thing To the president who sneezed at his ugly secretary and kicked him to instant death I then ate lots of apples and slept as fast as speedy gonzalez and And Road Runner wet my clothes And change them and got mad And Hit myself because i was very very stupid and then i left the house because i was upset with my skinny ugly dog that was chewing my chewing gum so i gave him some weapons To kill his carnal worldly desires and then he killed his wife But she lived and then she killed him but she lived again she stood up killed him instead of buying oxen then she screamed and held her Gun Close To Her stinkin mouth and shot herself It has End for her, but we still have the dog alive and her sandwich with cow eyes that spied malignantly It was delicious and thats why the car stopped before the Light also went dead So They went to the mechanics to repair the monsters inside it but was difficult and then they went to the car heaven to Fix The Problem but then suddenly They were chased by a man Who was Arab with a dutch And Turkish accent but also a third mutant arm Was like a scary monkey with seven legs on his twenty arms sprouted from seven Big green beanstalks Who were climbin a tall leg Full with hair and big lices which eat people and cow eyes that scare the Crap out of little children with a huge moustache that curves at The window shopper which always sells
Fake golden rings coz they scam To Be A Really bad bad moneymaker who is only nine years old and is about 500 pounds Its an alien from outer space but he came to buy chocolate In USA and help muslims in Palestine to fight against the devils And president bush who has horns on his back and his head And Then he throws bombs down on The whitehouse because even he is an Alien made of plastic because america is It was his Beautiful hot hell and the he took the big room for a nice long bath then he went rolling in the Mud which is About to wave into a mouth Full with People that have big nice and warm red hair with a beautifull smile that kills people With tremendous anger

FINALY am back and heres the rest of the story from page 22 to the end :exhausted...and now we continue...

with tremendous anger...
and an attitude

[Güven]

That has Vanished


( loooool :D we sure have some imagination :D)

[truemuslim]

within the.....clouds..?

(yeh lol i kno! hehe im reading it and crackin up...thats one reason why it took me so long. lol)

[Güven]

So They Came

Lool :D

[truemuslim]

into a tornado

[Güven]

And a Lightning

[truemuslim]

which destroyed my

[Güven]

Poor little house

[truemuslim]

that has $1,000,000

poor? :rolleyes:

[Güven]

Hidden in The

[truemuslim]

lights which were

[Güven]

also Hidden In

[truemuslim]

other lights which

(lol this is gnna go in circles isnt it? lool)

[Güven]

Were also Hidden

( oke Now another sentence :D)

[truemuslim]

in a big

(lool)

[Güven]

Under ground Cave

( yeah I know the word Under ground has to be together:D)

[truemuslim]

that has scary

(lool u crack me up so much ! loooool)

[Güven]

Dark Flying Bats

[truemuslim]

with blood on

[Güven]

there hunderd wings

( btw Thanks :D)

[truemuslim]

which got cut


(ur welcome)

[Güven]

By the Lighting

[truemuslim]

that is yellow

[Güven]

And With Red

[truemuslim]

flames bursting out

[Güven]

of their Head

[truemuslim]

and blood spillin

(wait...lool we describing lightning?! Loooool)

[Güven]

Bats Brought The

Lool yeah what can you say about lightning except its yellow
and now we are talking about bats :D

[truemuslim]

goat with horns

lol hehe now its normal..........almost.

[Güven]

He was their

[truemuslim]

Looking at them

[Güven]

To run away

( Brb Salaatul Maghrib :D)

[truemuslim]

so that I

Ok...u so lucky..lol...its not even asr here ..yet

[Güven]

Can Escape The


Im back Lool:D

[truemuslim]

horror of the

welcome back...the forum died for 10 minutes.

[Soulja Girl]

:sl:

Big ugly monster

:w:

[Güven]

That the lightning


Lol :D

[truemuslim]

had struck on

[Güven]

On the mountain

Now enough with the lightning:D

[Soulja Girl]

:sl:

And caused the

:w:

[Güven]

Volcano To burst

[truemuslim]

Onto pretty Hawaii

[Soulja Girl]

:sl:

^My poor pretty Hawaii. *sniff*

With anger and

:w:

[Güven]

Soroty and And


( is soroty actualy A word???)

[truemuslim]

stress, I flew

i kno...i never even gotta chance to visit...lool

[Güven]

Away with My

[truemuslim]

Mean mean brother

[Güven]

And with A

[truemuslim]

Half mustache he

[Güven]

he landed on

[truemuslim]

the hot lawnmower (ew)

[Güven]

But he didnt

Loool :D

[truemuslim]

lose an arm


( i hear a lawnmower right now...)

[Güven]

And His Moustache

(Loooool :D)

[truemuslim]

Was cut badly (what??)

[Güven]

His new clothes

[truemuslim]

That has Vanished within the clouds. So they came into a tornado and a lightning which destroyed my poor little house that has $1,000,000 hidden in the lights which were also hidden in lights which were hidden in a big underground cave which has scary dark flying bats which have blood on there hundred wings that got cut by the lightning that is yellow and with red and with flames bursting out of their head and blood spillin. Bats brought the goat with horns he was there looking at them to run away so that I can escape the horror of the big ugly monster that the lightning had struck on the mountain and caused the volcano to burst onto pretty hawaii. With anger and soroty and stress, i flew away with my mean mean brother And with A half mustache he landed on the hot lawnmower but he didnt lose an arm and his mustache was cut badly. His new clothes...

wow this story is so strange....lol.

next:
Had gotten pink

[Güven]

But He didnt (care )

^^loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool:D These stories are killing me :D

[truemuslim]

care about that

I kno LOooooll. my whole rib area is hurting from laughin too much. lol

[Güven]

Then he went


Loooool And my mom is thinkin like ""what the hell is wrong with this kid "" :D:D

[truemuslim]

Into the kitchen

Loooool hehe lol i kno! hahahaaaa lool even after i leave i remember this or something funny from this forum and randomly start laughin cant help it! loooll

p.s. sorry took me soooo long.

[Güven]

To get some

Loool Yeah this forum is great :D

[truemuslim]

Delicious Canned worms

Oh god did I just say that?!

[Güven]

with Cow eyes

(What have I with cow eyes I wrote it like five times already
Its just in my mind from fear factor loool :D)

[truemuslim]

that stare at

(loool i noticed that while combining the story!! hahaaalooool ... u talkin bout the show fear factor? lol)

[Güven]

That Agressive Boy

(Yeah That Show Loool :D)

[truemuslim]

with black hair

lool yeh that show is so wierd and sickk! lool

[Güven]

And Red Eyes

[truemuslim]

That scare the

[Güven]

Neighbours to coma

[truemuslim]

Looool

so the cops

[Güven]

Came By and

[al Amaanah]

they took a

[truemuslim]

big black gun

(OMG like wow this thread soo died ! i was expecting to come back and group like 50 pages together ... only 2 posts??? looll)

[Güven]

And Shoot The

[truemuslim]

green monster with


(finally!)

[al Amaanah]

a pound of

[truemuslim]

green rotten cheese

[al Amaanah]

and with a

[truemuslim]

pink stick of

[Güven]

Red Cow eyes

(I'm BAck Sorry that I taked so long, you know School and stuff :D)

[truemuslim]

eww what the-!?! LOoooooool
btw it kool..this thread only died when one of us/both of us leaves. lol.
now its back coz u back. yayy
lol

next:
That pop out

[Güven]

of the Stomach

Guess nobody wants to have a little fun :D

[truemuslim]

with strings of

yeh lol. hehe

[Güven]

red spider webs

[truemuslim]

and a fly

[Güven]

And a wesp

[truemuslim]

were stuck on

[Güven]

The beautiful Flower

[truemuslim]

which was stuck

[Güven]

On the Grass

lool We have to find a better topic :D

[truemuslim]

of the heaven

LOOL ok how bout islamic stuff?

[Güven]

And then The

Its better ofcourse and its funny too (sometimes):D

[truemuslim]

quran was on

ok lol subject changed. :D

[Güven]

The Beautiful Earth

[truemuslim]

in the hands

[Güven]

Of the believers

[truemuslim]

like me and

[Güven]

You and Other

[truemuslim]

muslims around the

[Güven]

Universe especially Earth

[truemuslim]

actually only earth

(loooooool muslims on pluto? )

[Güven]

With other creatures

Lool :D had to make a little interestin

[truemuslim]

like cats and


lool i kno loool

[Güven]

Dogs and monkeys

[truemuslim]

but we all

[Güven]

are like Family

[truemuslim]

in this ummah

[Güven]

So We have

[truemuslim]

great faith within

[Güven]

our hearts and

[truemuslim]

Love for allah.

[Güven]

So that we

I totally forgot this :D

[truemuslim]

can go to

lol its a sign of gettin bored of it.

Kiddin of course...lets see if u gna see dis

[Güven]

Jannah Ins Allah

Loool Im not That Blind

[truemuslim]

because this dunya

loool darn it!!

[Güven]

Is a test

:D

[Fishman]

for mankind to

[Güven]

To be judged

Finally, someone else is playing it too :D

[Soulja Girl]

:sl:

So you gotta

:w:

[Güven]

Be steadfast and

[truemuslim]

be a muslim

lol finally people r comin! too bad now i gotta leave :( stupid math class! :raging:

[Güven]

And believe in

(Math class?????? Its going to be maghrib here:D)

[Soulja Girl]

:sl:

^Yeh lol.

Allah and his

:w:

[Güven]

Messenger Muhammed PBUH

[Soulja Girl]

:sl:

And the Quran

:w:

[Güven]

And then You

[truemuslim]

go pray asr

actually in like two hours till asr but hey! lol finaly class over am freeee

[Güven]

Till Maghrib And

Lool:D

[truemuslim]

then isha' coz

[Güven]

Its a duty

[truemuslim]

for a muslim

[Güven]

Had gotten pink But He didnt care about that Then he went Into the kitchen To get some Delicious Canned worms with Cow eyes that stare at That Agressive Boy with black hair And Red Eyes That scare the Neighbours to coma so the cops Came By and they took a big black gun And Shoot The green monster with a pound of green rotten cheese and with a pink stick of Red Cow eyes That pop out of the Stomach with strings of red spider webs and a fly And a wesp were stuck on The beautiful Flower which was stuck On the Grass of the heaven And then The quran was on The Beautiful Earth in the hands Of the believers like me and You and Other muslims around the Universe especially Earth actually only earth With other creatures like cats and Dogs and monkeys but we all are like Family in this ummah So We have great faith within our hearts and Love for allah So that we can go to Jannah Ins Allah because this dunya Is a test for mankind to To be judged So you gotta Be steadfast and be a muslim And believe in Allah and his Messenger Muhammed PBUH And the Quran And then You go pray asr Till Maghrib And
then isha' coz Its a duty for a muslim.

Looooooool especialy The first part :D

[truemuslim]

Jazakallah khair brother! im lauhgin so loud outloud! loool
thsi story is sickkkk! (both the gross and tiight type of sickk)

[Güven]

Back to Earth

(Lets make a very very funny this time :D)

[truemuslim]

we saw my

(lol ok)

[Güven]

dog crossing over

[truemuslim]

the old man

[Güven]

Then he felt

(loooooooool)

[truemuslim]

shame and went

[Güven]

crying to his

[truemuslim]

mommy and daddy

[Güven]

And his Cow

[Fishman]

shot him dead

[Güven]

He was Furious

[truemuslim]

so he took

[Fishman]

the falkland Islands

[truemuslim]

and ran away

[Güven]

But the dog

[Fishman]

ate the falklands

[Güven]

(so)The old man

[Fishman]

(so)The old man

violation! :raging: Four words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Güven]

Loooooooooooooooooooool :D

Saw the dog

[Fishman]

and nibbled it

[Güven]

But the Dog

[Fishman]

ate south georgia

[Güven]

So went stronger

[Fishman]

and gobbled argentina

[Güven]

And then Holland

[Fishman]

and Tatarstan too

[Güven]

And then The

[Fishman]

republic of Spain

[truemuslim]

and Egypt too

[Güven]

Then A cat

(Whats wrong with this dog lol :D)

[truemuslim]

and some birds

(loooool we still talkin bout the dog??? LOOOL)

[Güven]

went Totally crazy

[truemuslim]

and all flew

(including the cats? lol..btw nice way to change the way it went! LOL)

[Güven]

To the Jungle

[truemuslim]

which is in

[Güven]

The sky town

[Fishman]

in the Falklands

[Güven]

But they didnt

[Fishman]

visit that country

[Güven]

They visit USA

[Fishman]

and eat metal

[Güven]

so That They

[Fishman]

are very heavy

[Güven]

Armed and ready

[truemuslim]

to go fight

[Fishman]

against the dog

[truemuslim]

with sharp teeth

[Fishman]

that eats countries

[truemuslim]

and eats people

[Fishman]

they threw it

[truemuslim]

into the garbage

[Güven]

Full of legs

(btw who is throwing it into a garbage ??)

[truemuslim]

and pink hair

( i dunno lol i fink da people?)

[Güven]

So he eat

( didnt they being killed by the dog ??)

[truemuslim]

his own hair

(looool i didnt even realize that!! looool i guess dey spirit come back den!)

[Güven]

To be stronger

(loool )

[truemuslim]

and longer so

[Güven]

he could defeat

[truemuslim]

the kuffar in

[Güven]

Holland and skytown

[truemuslim]

and Mexico and

[Güven]

America and Brasil

[truemuslim]

and every other

[Güven]

Kuffar countries who

[truemuslim]

hatin on muslims

[Güven]

So the Birds

[truemuslim]

can fly over

[Güven]

to the Dog

[truemuslim]

and eat him

[Güven]

Alive and then

[truemuslim]

we all think

[Güven]

About delicious food

[truemuslim]

and liquidy drinks (?)

[Güven]

So we prepare

[truemuslim]

delicious dinner with

[Güven]

some smart antz

[crayon]

that speak rainbows

[truemuslim]

with five snakes

omg im really hungry now :rolleyes:

[Güven]

And cow eyes

[truemuslim]

that are red

(lool i just realized where the smart ants came from!loooool)

[*KB*]

but are filled

[Güven]

With some chocolate

[*KB*]

soft milk chocolate

[crayon]

that tastes like

[*KB*]

vinegar flavoured chips.

(lol)

[Güven]

And some snickers

[truemuslim]

with peanuts and


Edit: ewww this is about cow eyes?! lol i may never eat snickers again (kiddin) lol

[Güven]

Butter and Cake

[truemuslim]

so the cow

[Güven]

Eat his Eye

[truemuslim]

and his hand

(ew)

[*KB*]

but the cow..

[truemuslim]

never liked it


p.s. ameen to ur signature sis :)

[*KB*]

and it decided...

(thnx Sister truemuslim)

[truemuslim]

to stop eating

(ur welcm. :) )

[Güven]

And now he

[truemuslim]

will go up

[*KB*]

to shaun the...

[truemuslim]

sheep and eat

(lool thats the first thing that came to my mind coz the show is on.)

[*KB*]

his wool because

(pathetic I know but...hey!;))