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Imaan
06-20-2008, 06:50 PM
No offence, I'm South African too!

President Mbeki meets with the Queen of England . He asks her,

'Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any
tips you can give to me?'
'Well,' says the Queen, 'the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people.'
Mbeki frowns. 'But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?'
The Queen takes a sip of tea. 'Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer
an intelligence riddle.'
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. 'Please send Tony Blair in here,
would you?'
Tony Blair walks into the room. 'Yes, my Queen?'
The Queen smiles. 'Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and
Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?'
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, 'That would be me.'
'Yes! Very good,' says the Queen.
Back in Cape town , President Mbeki asks to speak with vice president Zuma.
'Answer this for me. Your mother and your Father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?'
'I'm not sure,' says Zuma. 'Let me get back to you on that one.'
Zuma goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but none can give him an
answer. Finally, he ends up at the V&A Waterfront and bumps into Mark
Lottering.
Zuma looks around to see if anyone can overhear them, and he whispers, Mark!
Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not
your brother or your sister. Who is it?'
Mark whispers back, 'That's easy. It's me!'
Zuma smiles and says 'Thanks!'
Zuma goes back to Parliament to speak with Pres Mbeki. 'Say, I did some
research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Mark Lottering.'
Mbeki gets up, stomps over to Zuma, and angrily yells into his face, 'No,
you idiot! It's Tony Blair!
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh:
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SixTen
06-20-2008, 06:52 PM
Two thumbs up, pretty entertaining.
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*KB*
06-20-2008, 07:39 PM
Assalamualaykum

Very funny Sister Imaan, ;D;D;D;D

Assalamualaykum
*KB*
:coolious:
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SouLda_Gal
06-24-2008, 12:32 PM
looooolz hahahhaha dat was kwl .... hahha nyc one hahhahahhahah loooooolz
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06-24-2008, 12:35 PM
:salamext:

:lol:... :X
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Whatsthepoint
06-24-2008, 01:26 PM
Ha:D
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Nájlá
06-24-2008, 03:38 PM
loooooooooool
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~*MaNaL*~
07-13-2008, 09:54 AM
:sl:

LOL......that was a gud 1...:okay::okay:

:w:
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Simply_Logical
07-13-2008, 09:18 PM
lol :D
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Na7lah
07-14-2008, 10:29 PM
looooooooool ;D

Jazakallah khair 4 sharing
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Fטлку
09-24-2009, 04:23 PM
LOOOL!!
Nice :D
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Sarahd
09-25-2009, 07:50 PM
Nice!!! Veeeery nice!!:)
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//-Asif-\\
09-26-2009, 05:30 AM
Haha good one
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Tony
09-26-2009, 08:18 AM
:D;D;D:D;D;D:D;D:D:D;D:heated:
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Obi97_Abdul
01-04-2010, 06:27 PM
Hahahhahhahahaha ;D ;D
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love_mawada
01-04-2010, 07:23 PM
;d;d;d;d;d;d;d;d;d omg ;d;d;d;d;d;d;d;d;d;d
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AlHoda
01-04-2010, 08:23 PM
:haha: Jazakallah
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maisha
01-07-2010, 11:36 PM
lol!!!! :) kwl:D
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