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Pk_#2
10-24-2008, 03:49 PM
Before marriage
John –Ah…. at last, I can hardly wait!
Jane – Do you want me to leave?
John – No! Don’t even think about it
Jane – Do you love me?
John – Of course, always have and always will!
Jane – Have you ever cheated on me?
John – No! Why are you even asking?
Jane –Will you kiss me?
John – Every chance I get!
Jane – Will you hit me?
John – Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Jane – Can I trust you?
John –Yes
Jane –Darling!
After marriage
Read backwards. :-\
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Nájlá
10-24-2008, 04:32 PM
hahahahah lol
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Yanal
10-24-2008, 04:34 PM
Cool. Did you copy or paste or is it in your own brain lurking somewhere?
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Lamees
10-24-2008, 05:08 PM
:omg::omg::omg:
That's why I don't trust men,lol:D
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Pk_#2
10-24-2008, 07:34 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
najla93
hahahahah lol
=)
format_quote Originally Posted by
Islamic Bro
Cool. Did you copy or paste
No.
or is it in your own brain lurking somewhere?
No also.
format_quote Originally Posted by
Lamees
:omg::omg::omg:
That's why I don't trust men,lol:D
Nah hun, guys are ari =P
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Güven
10-24-2008, 07:37 PM
what an exaggeration :-\
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Cabdullahi
10-24-2008, 07:38 PM
That guy is one heartless dude :(
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Pk_#2
10-24-2008, 07:39 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Güven
what an exaggeration :-\
Shush you, it's jus' a joke, sheesh :mmokay:
How yu Goovy?
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Pk_#2
10-24-2008, 07:40 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
J.U.N.I.O.R
That guy is one heartless dude :(
Yah he is, *passes carrots around*
Use these to poke him guys! The last wan to poke him is a rotten banana. :D
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IbnAbdulHakim
10-24-2008, 07:41 PM
lol sis
u made scrooge smile !
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Güven
10-24-2008, 07:41 PM
i know this is a joke but why tha hell did he marry that woman in the first place !
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Pk_#2
10-24-2008, 07:42 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Mz
lol sis
u made scrooge smile !
*scratch head*
Whose scrooge bhaiya? :hmm:
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Pk_#2
10-24-2008, 07:43 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Güven
i know this is a joke but why tha hell did he marry that woman in the first place !
Well you go marry her en, she available =P
I mean err... he dint, it was all made up by a genius!
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Güven
10-24-2008, 07:44 PM
^ROFL now thats FUNNY! ;D
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The Khan
10-24-2008, 07:44 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Güven
i know this is a joke but why tha hell did he marry that woman in the first place !
Probably the need for having kids.
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Güven
10-24-2008, 07:46 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
The Khan
Probably the need for having kids.
having kids? naah i dont think so probably the cooking was no good :hmm:
uhmm im sorry THIS was a joke.....:skeleton: lol
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Pk_#2
10-24-2008, 07:49 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Güven
having kids? naah i dont think so probably the cooking was no good :hmm:
uhmm im sorry THIS was a joke.....:skeleton: lol
:Evil: Prepare to be poked in your eyeball! *sharpens carrot* 3......2.....1.....
*P O K E*
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Güven
10-24-2008, 07:52 PM
*pshh i knew i shouldnt have made jokes about their cooking :exhausted*
in my eyeball ? lol ;D
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Pk_#2
10-24-2008, 07:59 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Güven
*pshh i knew i shouldnt have made jokes about their cooking :exhausted*
in my eyeball ? lol ;D
My mistake =)
That wasn't horrible nuff, Correction --> *Up your NOSE* ;D
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