format_quote Originally Posted by
Woodrow
While I am waiting for Aabidah to finish packing her luggage I just wrote this short test.
1. You are the parent of a teenage daughter. Who is most likely to go insane first?
a. the Mother
b. The Father
c. The 7 year old brother
d. Mr Shultz the automobile mechanic
Your daughter's best friend, who has spent
months listening to your daughter's complaints about the rest of the family!
2. Your total necessary bills come to $27,000 per year. You inherit $10,000,000.
How much money will you have left at the end of the year?
a. $4.98
b. 0
c. You have to go into debt and borrow $25,000,000 to cover what you overspent.
You have $9,973,000 left, because you haven't dared spend any of the money for fear that the rest of your family and friends will find out about your inheritance! Instead you have opened a secret bank account and are planning to start a new life at some point in the future ...
3. You just got word your wife's brother has gotten out of jail and plans to move in with you. What do you do?
a. Move and don't leave any forwarding address
b. Divorce your wife and run away
c. Write him a letter and tell him you all have bubonic plague, but he is welcome to move in.
Invite your mother-in-law to come and live with you and tell your brother-in-law that his mother is looking forward to have him living with her.
(You are not worried, because you have $9,973,000 stashed away and are going a to start a new life soon anyway!)