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BlissfullyJaded
12-21-2008, 05:08 PM
:sl:

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

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The Ruler
12-21-2008, 05:10 PM
I wish the old lady was my grandma. Heh.
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Nájlá
12-21-2008, 05:11 PM
jazakiallah khayr
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unknown_JJ
12-21-2008, 05:12 PM
Lol, ima try that when am older!
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MinAhlilHadeeth
12-21-2008, 05:13 PM
JazakIllaah khayr.
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Afifa
12-21-2008, 05:14 PM
JazakIllaah khayr.
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Danah
12-21-2008, 05:46 PM
Omg omg omg.........;D ;D ;D

just what did she buy? :D
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Yanal
12-21-2008, 05:51 PM
Funny but the title should be stupid young boy I think that boy was me I am young and stupid gullable at times so that person has my characteristics and the grandmacould be Alpha with a wig how bout that for a change?
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Yanal
12-21-2008, 06:00 PM
Hey I'm buyin your groceries wouldn't that be nice for a change.
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The Ruler
12-21-2008, 06:07 PM
You're talking about changes Yanal. For Alfa, that's no change.
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Yanal
12-21-2008, 06:08 PM
Really, Alpha your married have a son that you fool so he can buy groceries?
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highway_trekker
12-21-2008, 06:08 PM
Women!
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Yanal
12-21-2008, 06:10 PM
Correct your phrase not only women it's womenS.
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unknown_JJ
12-21-2008, 06:31 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by Yanal
Correct your phrase not only women it's womenS.
Women is already plural. Woman is singular. :rollseyes I think..
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Na7lah
12-21-2008, 07:59 PM
jazakallah khair
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Cabdullahi
12-21-2008, 08:03 PM
just like a typical women she purchased the whole store.....its a shame because at that age you would think the love for material things would be mild
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Güven
12-21-2008, 08:09 PM
:salamext:

Lol quite unique replies ;D

JazakAllahu Khair!
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mazhar_majhu
12-21-2008, 08:56 PM
hahahahaha that was funny indeed.............
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Musaafirah
12-22-2008, 08:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Right, I've stopped laughing now.)
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Ummu Sufyaan
12-24-2008, 09:59 AM
:sl:
yeah jazakiallahu khair
(yh ok, i do realize im a lil late :p :-[)
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khaled
12-24-2008, 10:42 AM
"HE Who deceive with others ,is not among us"-AL-Hadith
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Mysterious Uk
12-24-2008, 04:06 PM
haha, da clever old lady.
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x..Muslimah..x
01-17-2009, 10:41 PM
LoooL..

what exactly did she buy that was that expensive in a Supermarket...
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Amat Allah
01-18-2009, 03:31 AM
sooo mean ...(mean old woman with no teeth :X)
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~Ismaeel~
01-18-2009, 06:40 AM
Nice.

I wonder what nationality she is from...

I know Pakistanis like doing this "mother-beta" thing

Laugh Out Loud (I wrote it out because "lol" is getting kind of lame.)

sALamZ
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Nablus
01-21-2009, 08:08 PM
she is clever but she has to respect her old age



:D:D:D:D
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Zahida
01-21-2009, 08:13 PM
:sl:True sis they do say that with age comes wisdom............. Maybe the young man will be like her when he reaches her age!!!!! (Wicked........ but had to laugh!!!):w:
format_quote Originally Posted by Nablus
she is clever but she has to respect her old age



:D:D:D:D
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shev
01-21-2009, 08:26 PM
she uses her mind in different way haaa.. like some of my students .... one of the teacher at school called me and she asked me to take the exam papers at the photocopy room and start the exam because she was going to be late for 10 minutes I did so. Then one of the students asked me '' oo teacher what's the meaning of (.........)' she asked me as if she has just wondered that words meaning then I realized that it was one of exam questions.....:)
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Olive
01-21-2009, 08:49 PM
Hmm... clever woman. :p
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Yanal
01-30-2009, 07:15 PM
Always remember that A wise women is never wise when she is angry.
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Re.TiReD
01-31-2009, 10:57 PM
JazakAllah khayr! ^^
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Believer_786
02-13-2009, 12:41 AM
You call that wise?! That being evil and what sort of dodgy supermarket is that? Surely the cashier would've asked the man for confirmation. Maybe he/she was new employee. Ok I seriously need to stop over thinking things. *sigh*
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