Heres my entry.
thought of it in like 1 minute so judge nicely :-[
A Trio's Calamity
*Our characters for this little sketch will be, A Chicken, A Turtle and a Deer*
*A chicken, a turtle and a deer stand at the beginning of a road crossing as they contemplate whether or not to pursue the hazardous journey across*
Chicken:Its time boys. Its time...
Deer: Time for what?
Turtle: To cross this road of course! And i think i'll make history by being the first turtle ever to accomplish this feat *puts on shades as he prepares to cross the road*
Chicken: So what about you Deer, you considering it?
Deer: well, i wouldnt mind, except what if i see that beam of death again.
Chicken: Beam of death?
Deer: Two huge circle beams of light which get brighter with every millisecond. So powerful that it paralyses the movement of any deer which happens to come across it.
Chicken: Good GOD ! :ooh:
Deer: No deer has ever lived to tell the tale of the horrors after an encounter with the beams.
Chicken: That really does sound quite dangerous, turtle what do you think?
*By this point in time (3 minutes to be exact) turtle had moved exactly half a feet*
Turtle: What do i think of what?
Chicken: Of this horrific beam that appears on this crossing!
Turtle: No turtle i know has ever encountered such a thing, must be a deer thing.
Deer: No no turtle its quite true, a beam appears at a horrific speed bringing agonising torment with it.
Turtle: *gets frightened* Agonising torment you say? *he asks in a shaky voice*
Deer: Yes, why just last week a poor deer had gotten lost, without realising he stepped on this crossing which you have passed 2 feet of at the moment, only to be dazzled by the beams... we later found its body dismembered and sprawled all over the road. The horror is unimaginable...
Chicken: Good GOD man !
Turtle: :uuh:
Chicken: Turtle i applaud your courage, it is not everyday one see's a turtle so brave.
Turtle: :uuh:
Deer: Why yes, i hope and pray for your victory brave turtle.
Turtle: :uuh:....
*fear struck the turtle begins to turn around.... slowly.... very slowly...
Chicken: It seems as though Turtle is making his way back?
Deer: Why yes it does, i do hope our story didnt scare him too much.
Chicken: Well i would guess it has by that horrific expression in his face. and since when do turtles sweat so much?
Deer: Well what about you chicken? Are you considering the crossing?
Chicken: I would except i know my motives would be questioned, interrogated, and down right abused.
Deer: What ever do you mean?
Chicken: Well, see, i know a chicken who crossed the road for a spec of corn before, i know a chicken who crossed the road for another chicken, i know a chicken who crossed the road because he simply felt like it, BUT WHY MUST WE ALWAYS BE QUESTIONED?
Deer: Your right, i do feel your pain, it must be troubling to not be able to go about ones business without being under such a microscope.
Chicken: WELL IT IS OK! ITS PRESSURISING!... especially... because....
Deer: Chicken are you ok? your jumping about in a bit of a funny manner...
Chicken:... see i have to go... :-[ and the toilets in the other side
Deer: Good GOD man !
Turtle: *pauses his fear to spend a few minutes giggling*
Chicken: thats horrid! i do hope the beams come get you!!
Turtle: *his fears return as he doubles up his speed at 0.1 miles per hour !*
Deer: Well i guess none of us will be crossing the road today.
Chicken: It indeed seems that way doesnt it.
*And so the three never crossed the road*
THE END