Men vs. Women(don't worry,nothing offensive!=)

[-Elle-]

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I thought this was funny and, to be fair,it makes jokes about both men and women:)...Enjoy..

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.


lol! #2 & 8 are my favoritess

[zanjabeela]

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I swear, this never ever gets old. LoL! #1, 8, and 9 are my faves :D

[kjra]

LoOoOoL..... :giggling: :happy: :p

[alcurad]

men win, like always,,:D

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[zanjabeela]

^ I guess you missed number 9. :mmokay:

[Tilmeez]

Very Nice!
My vote goes to # 3 & 5.
thanks for sharing.

[crayon]

"7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night."

Yeah, because they're ugly to begin with.:p
(it's a joke, don't take it too seriously)

[Cabdullahi]

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

thats soo true,women grab the make-up box and keep it near by under the bed the night b4,.. so she can make a quick get away to the bathroom looking like SHE-GHOST OF SHOALIN!

[nadia85]

lol funny hehe

[nms]

Lol very true

[God-is-great]

"9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

pssssshhhhhhhhhh!!!

[nms]

"9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

pssssshhhhhhhhhh!!!

that is true too lol

[God-is-great]

that is true too lol

sometimes...not ALL the time though :D

[-Elle-]

Glad you guys enjoyed it:)

[Tara x]

lol number 9 is sooo true......
women r da winners :D

[bewildred]

Guys have to learn this very wisdom:

If they're right, they just have to keep silent. If they're wrong, they should apologize!! :D

[aiyesha]

looool #9 is da best women r ALWAYS better than men

[God-is-great]

Not necessarily ma’am <_<
not ALWAYS at least

[Tara x]

wel i reckn its always ryt no mata wah so brothers accept it :)

[God-is-great]

I’m not denying anything sister.
It’s just that when one says that women are ALWAYS right,
it implies that men are ALWAYS wrong. And I don’t think that’s necessarily correct.
Yeah, we are wrong sometimes, but who isn’t? No one is perfect.
Don’t get me wrong, I have high respect for women (otherwise my mom would fry me if I didnt)
I think it’s somewhat balanced between a woman and a man.
Sometimes though, a man can get overboard I agree.
But I don’t think its right to say women are ALWAYS right. :D

[KashifB]

Lol at #7. ;D. Hilarious

[-Elle-]

I’m not denying anything sister.
It’s just that when one says that women are ALWAYS right,
it implies that men are ALWAYS wrong. And I don’t think that’s necessarily correct.
Yeah, we are wrong sometimes, but who isn’t? No one is perfect.
Don’t get me wrong, I have high respect for women (otherwise my mom would fry me if I didnt)
I think it’s somewhat balanced between a woman and a man.
Sometimes though, a man can get overboard I agree.
But I don’t think its right to say women are ALWAYS right. :D

Nah course not bro, we're just kidding around, of course women can be wrong at times...

but most of the time, in an argument, we want the LAST word,(and we won't stop until we get it)...wrong or right, we don't really care at the moment, all we want is to have the last say in an argument...so we can feel like we won even though deep inside we know we didn't ( yup.its true! now you know a little bit how women think!)...so might as well give up and let us have the it.


Lol.that said, Insh'Allah no one takes any of this personally. This is in the humour section, its all jokes. Ok:)?

[God-is-great]

Nah course not bro, we're just kidding around, of course women can be wrong at times...

but most of the time, in an argument, we want the LAST word,(and we won't stop until we get it)...wrong or right, we don't really care at the moment, all we want is to have the last say in an argument...so we can feel like we won even though deep inside we know we didn't ( yup.its true! now you know a little bit how women think!)...so might as well give up and let us have the it.


Lol.that said, Insh'Allah no one takes any of this personally. This is in the humour section, its all jokes. Ok:)?

that reminds me of my sister hahaha
no disrespect meant but she's the kind of person who HAAAAAAS to have the last word
most of the time i just give up and let her have it. :zip:

[PeaceSeeker]

subhaan Allah hehehehe
2,4,5,8 and 10 r my favourites
jazakAllah for sharing them sis houda
May Allah love you. Ameen

[-Elle-]

awh thanks sis:) same to you insh'Allah

[Tara x]

yeh true say
but women shud get the last say :D

[God-is-great]

-sigh-
i give up! :exhausted

[Tara x]

YAYYYY women win agen :D

[God-is-great]

<_< :bravo:

[Danah]

2, 4, 5, 9

:giggling:

[Tara x]

lol fanx for sharin sis :D

[~Raynn~]

:giggling: (especially at 2,4 and 9!)

It’s just that when one says that women are ALWAYS right,
it implies that men are ALWAYS wrong. And I don’t think that’s necessarily correct.

Aw, that's not what we're trying to say! Sure, men are sometimes right...when they agree with women :D

[God-is-great]

Hmph!! You guys are just pulling my leg :cry:

[Tara x]

naaaaaaaaah lol we js statin the truth :D

[God-is-great]

:heated::zip::peace:

[Bub]

so cool! make me smile and bright up my day!

[- IqRa -]

Lol. Hmm..

[*Sarah~Algeria*]

Hi Tara (sister)!!!
Yea ur right!!
Women always winner becuase they are brave to be homewives. :D
Lol

[catalzzy]

Lol!
But. Men are winners. :d

[Yanal]

funny stuff out there..:p

[Najm]

AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

Number 6 is brilliant!

FiAmaaniAllah

[KiWi]

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I thought this was funny and, to be fair,it makes jokes about both men and women:)...Enjoy..

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.


lol! #2 & 8 are my favoritess

lol, nice :D

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

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